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Who Dayton
05-29-2008, 03:55 AM
Hello everyone. My name is Brad, and I am running for President of the United States of America in 2020.

I have no political background as far as being involved with local, state or federal offices. I am a regular Joe that has worked hard his whole life to survive in this great country of ours.

The main focuses of my campaign are as follows:

1.) Economy.

My plan to help keep the economy up and flourishing in every state across the country consists of only giving prison inmates on death row 2 chances for appeals. Millions and millions of our hard earned tax dollars are being wasted to feed and shelter death row inmates and those with multiple life sentences. As the current laws allow, an inmate on death row can appeal his death sentence an unlimited amount of time. This isn't fair. Under my plan, you have 2 chances from the original sentencing. If you can't get a jury to find you innocent, you die. Simple as that. Inmates have had their executions halted all the time, and we have to pay for them to keep living when they should be dead. As far as the inmates already on death row that have already appealed and lost, goodbye.

If you commit a murder and there are eye witnesses that pin you as the murderer, you are sent to the front of the line. No ifs, ands or buts.

Also, there will no longer be "Life without possibility of parole", except for the criminally insane. Those shall go to a state institution. The ones that commit a crime worthy of "life without possibility of parole" shall be executed. Why pay to keep a person in prison for the rest of their life, when they will never have a chance to walk the free streets again? We keep them in the prison until they die. So why not just shorten their stay? They get 2 chances to appeal their case, and if still found guilty, goodbye.

Crime rates will drop significantly if they see you will die for your actions. Less money will be spent on feeding and sheltering inmates, which means more money for each state to apply towards education and teacher salaries and other needs of the states.

2.) Eliminate the electoral college system.

The popular vote should win every time. Here recently, Ohio voted for Hillary during the democratic vote, yet the super delegate, Rhine McLin, cast her super delegate vote to Obama. I am not endorsing Clinton by any means, but you get the point. And we all remember the debacle in 2000.

The electoral college is only there because the government doesn't think the people know what they want.

I would like to make the Independent and Green parties just as important as Democrats and Republicans. 4 person race every 4 years. More options for American people. No more "lesser of the 2 evils".

3.) Taxes. Economy plan part 2.

I will reduce government spending on money waisting projects like, spending millions of dollars a year to see how carrots grow in South America. That is not needed. The money waisting projects will be eliminated. With billions of dollars being brought back into our budget, we will flourish.

4.) Gas and natural resources.

Hopefully by the year 2020 there will be a fix for our current gas and natural resource crisis. If not, I will force the top leading alternatives to finalize and mass produce. Whether that be Hydrogen, bio fuel or anything else, it will reduce the need to deplete the earths natural resources. Big oil companies will not be allowed to overprice the crude oil. I will also set limits on trade values.

Thank you for your time. I will post up more plans and ideas for my presidency in the near future.

Vote for Brad in 2020.

Brought to you by, Vote For Brad For A Brighter Future Foundation. "V.B.B.F."

Who Dayton
05-29-2008, 04:27 PM
I guess I am ahead of my time lol.

Treee
05-29-2008, 04:59 PM
Wow, can you run in 2028? I promised my social study teacher I'd vote for him in 2020 in highschool.

natifanatic
05-29-2008, 05:05 PM
Oh how I hate politics, nobody is ever worth voting on, they never seem to want to resolve issues that actually concern the average american.

Brad you have my vote!!! :thumbsup:

TheBengals
05-29-2008, 05:19 PM
I'm very interested in your policies concerning the Pygmies down in New Guinea. That's the issue I vote on.

bengal_prideforlife
05-29-2008, 05:31 PM
Wow, can you run in 2028? I promised my social study teacher I'd vote for him in 2020 in highschool. You know the election is every 4 years right?!?!

Who Dayton
05-30-2008, 05:31 PM
I'm very interested in your policies concerning the Pygmies down in New Guinea. That's the issue I vote on.

Regarding the Pygmies, there are growing in numbers by the day. I propose keeping a close eye on them and monitoring them. The last thing America needs is a bunch of shin high evil little killers running around.

If an uprising occurs, I will stop them.

best of british
05-30-2008, 06:26 PM
Hello everyone. My name is Brad, and I am running for President of the United States of America in 2020.

I have no political background as far as being involved with local, state or federal offices. I am a regular Joe that has worked hard his whole life to survive in this great country of ours.

The main focuses of my campaign are as follows:

1.) Economy.

My plan to help keep the economy up and flourishing in every state across the country consists of only giving prison inmates on death row 2 chances for appeals. Millions and millions of our hard earned tax dollars are being wasted to feed and shelter death row inmates and those with multiple life sentences. As the current laws allow, an inmate on death row can appeal his death sentence an unlimited amount of time. This isn't fair. Under my plan, you have 2 chances from the original sentencing. If you can't get a jury to find you innocent, you die. Simple as that. Inmates have had their executions halted all the time, and we have to pay for them to keep living when they should be dead. As far as the inmates already on death row that have already appealed and lost, goodbye.

If you commit a murder and there are eye witnesses that pin you as the murderer, you are sent to the front of the line. No ifs, ands or buts.

Also, there will no longer be "Life without possibility of parole", except for the criminally insane. Those shall go to a state institution. The ones that commit a crime worthy of "life without possibility of parole" shall be executed. Why pay to keep a person in prison for the rest of their life, when they will never have a chance to walk the free streets again? We keep them in the prison until they die. So why not just shorten their stay? They get 2 chances to appeal their case, and if still found guilty, goodbye.

Crime rates will drop significantly if they see you will die for your actions. Less money will be spent on feeding and sheltering inmates, which means more money for each state to apply towards education and teacher salaries and other needs of the states.

2.) Eliminate the electoral college system.

The popular vote should win every time. Here recently, Ohio voted for Hillary during the democratic vote, yet the super delegate, Rhine McLin, cast her super delegate vote to Obama. I am not endorsing Clinton by any means, but you get the point. And we all remember the debacle in 2000.

The electoral college is only there because the government doesn't think the people know what they want.

I would like to make the Independent and Green parties just as important as Democrats and Republicans. 4 person race every 4 years. More options for American people. No more "lesser of the 2 evils".

3.) Taxes. Economy plan part 2.

I will reduce government spending on money waisting projects like, spending millions of dollars a year to see how carrots grow in South America. That is not needed. The money waisting projects will be eliminated. With billions of dollars being brought back into our budget, we will flourish.

4.) Gas and natural resources.

Hopefully by the year 2020 there will be a fix for our current gas and natural resource crisis. If not, I will force the top leading alternatives to finalize and mass produce. Whether that be Hydrogen, bio fuel or anything else, it will reduce the need to deplete the earths natural resources. Big oil companies will not be allowed to overprice the crude oil. I will also set limits on trade values.

Thank you for your time. I will post up more plans and ideas for my presidency in the near future.

Vote for Brad in 2020.

Brought to you by, Vote For Brad For A Brighter Future Foundation. "V.B.B.F."


i've seen this post before

The Noob Avenger
05-30-2008, 07:36 PM
Sorry, I don't vote for people who were ba-BLAM!!!

Who Dayton
05-31-2008, 03:35 AM
hardy har har

Major Bludd
05-31-2008, 12:28 PM
You post the same thing over here? :lol:

Samhain
05-31-2008, 01:57 PM
If I ran, I'd borrow a page from Denis Leary's rulebook (should be okay with him, since he "borrows" a lot of his material from Bill Hicks). Here are the rules, my friends. 1. Don't have sex with kids. 2. Don't kill anybody. That's about it. That small enough govt for ya?<_<;)

VCU Rams
05-31-2008, 02:05 PM
If I ran, I'd borrow a page from Denis Leary's rulebook (should be okay with him, since he "borrows" a lot of his material from Bill Hicks). Here are the rules, my friends. 1. Don't have sex with kids. 2. Don't kill anybody. That's about it. That small enough govt for ya?<_<;)

Does that mean under your campaign prostitution would be legal....:excited::thumbsup:

Samhain
05-31-2008, 03:37 PM
Does that mean under your campaign prostitution would be legal....:excited::thumbsup:


Hey, why not? I mean, you can sleep with whoever as long as they happen to be a consenting adult, right? And what's to stop you from helping that person out financially? You're free to give your money to whoever you want right? You could just look at it as helping a friend out. A friend you just so happen to have a physical relationship with.:thumbsup:

Who Dayton
05-31-2008, 03:55 PM
im either going to have to adopt that policy into my campaign or vote for you

Samhain
05-31-2008, 06:07 PM
im either going to have to adopt that policy into my campaign or vote for you

Forget it, man. I'll be like your own personal Karl Rove. I'm a behind the scenes kind of guy.

a6pk2go
05-31-2008, 06:15 PM
You know the election is every 4 years right?!?!


It has been that way a long time. I wonder if he wins if he will run for a 2nd term.

EatonFan
06-01-2008, 12:26 AM
Hey, why not? I mean, you can sleep with whoever as long as they happen to be a consenting adult, right? And what's to stop you from helping that person out financially? You're free to give your money to whoever you want right? You could just look at it as helping a friend out. A friend you just so happen to have a physical relationship with.:thumbsup:

Sounds like a typical 3rd date to me...

Alias
06-01-2008, 12:42 AM
Hey, why not? I mean, you can sleep with whoever as long as they happen to be a consenting adult, right? And what's to stop you from helping that person out financially? You're free to give your money to whoever you want right? You could just look at it as helping a friend out. A friend you just so happen to have a physical relationship with.:thumbsup:

lol honestly I never thought about this, but wouldn't legalizing it make the "employers" of the prostitutes more accountable when it comes to treatment of the girls? Or guys I guess, too. I just never think of prostitutes as men lol. It probably would make the whole thing a lot safer for everybody. Make all of them have medical checks while you're at it.

Who Dayton
06-01-2008, 06:26 AM
Legal prostitution, with weekly check ups for disease control. Taxed of course, but the tax money goes to the state, not federal.

Corrupt3d
06-01-2008, 10:17 AM
BTW, I said in my graduation thank you speech that I'm running in 2024.

Joe_L
06-02-2008, 09:02 PM
ill vote for ya!:thumbsup:
i mean you have cant be any worse than the options that we have now!

kevin28_1962
06-02-2008, 09:24 PM
lol honestly I never thought about this, but wouldn't legalizing it make the "employers" of the prostitutes more accountable when it comes to treatment of the girls? Or guys I guess, too. I just never think of prostitutes as men lol. It probably would make the whole thing a lot safer for everybody. Make all of them have medical checks while you're at it.

seems to work in Amsterdam.

Who Dayton
06-03-2008, 02:03 AM
Glad to see I have supporters. The average Joe, for the average Joe. That is what America needs.