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Bengals73
09-07-2008, 04:33 PM
Play along everyone ..

"We need to do better on 3rd downs.. <giggles.>"

whodey1967
09-07-2008, 04:34 PM
the dog ate my playbook...giggles...

tradeupnow
09-07-2008, 04:35 PM
He just said the team played good in alot of areas. LOL

whodey1967
09-07-2008, 04:35 PM
Play along everyone ..

"We need to do better on 3rd downs.. <giggles.>"the ravens took our best lineman so what can we expect? giggles...

Bengals73
09-07-2008, 04:35 PM
He just said the team played good in alot of areas. LOL

LOL Thats a CLASSIC!

HR24
09-07-2008, 04:36 PM
We've just got to do good things better.......Giggle.....

What do you know about football, Chick????? Giggle...

Munchkin
09-07-2008, 04:36 PM
"We did some really good things.
Now we know what we need to improve.
Obviously there were some mistakes made by some players,
and these mistakes cost us the game.
But it was a really tight game that could have gone either way.
We got it down to a 7point game twice but were unable to execute where we needed to."

I guess thats pretty much it.

Oh.. and he'll also giggle a bit.

whodey1967
09-07-2008, 04:38 PM
He just said the team played good in alot of areas. LOLwhat the he** is he talking about? yeah our punter did good...JOJO and hall did good....that was it!
we were really never in this game, so I don't know what marvin was watching.

osp322
09-07-2008, 04:39 PM
Oh yeh we forgot... INJURIES have we used this one lately? giggles

BigBengalJoel
09-07-2008, 04:41 PM
We've got to stick to the fundamentals. LoLZorz!!

tbone77
09-07-2008, 04:42 PM
the dog ate my playbook...giggles...

That would be good if something eats the offensive playbook.

osp322
09-07-2008, 04:42 PM
Or maybe poor draft selections, no free agent signings, letting all of our talent walk out the door, bad coordinators and play calls (Zimm gets a pass he's new). All falls on the head coach/GM... bye bye Marvin

Bengals73
09-07-2008, 04:44 PM
That would be good if something eats the offensive playbook.

I think it is a stretch to call 3 plays a "playbook"

Run up the middle, Shuffle Pass and Run up the middle

Manuel
09-07-2008, 04:44 PM
Too many distractions, the ranvens uniformes were too Purple.

k4aic
09-07-2008, 04:45 PM
carson was bumrushed giggle giggle...
chad was too ****** about not having his ocho cinco jersey to want to make plays hehe (just a funny comment)
mike brown went over my head and made all the decisions so blame him giggle giggle
our guys havent had practice together in over 7 months they will need to find their rhythm giggle giggle

Bengals73
09-07-2008, 04:47 PM
Figure out chad?!!!?!?!? BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HhahahahahahahahahaAHAHAHAhahahahaahAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

voyager6
09-07-2008, 04:53 PM
There was nothing.. Giggles... wrong with playcalling... Giggles... It was the inability of the players... giggles.. to execute a marvelously crafted... giggles.. game plan. It was execution - plain and simple. Giggles.

rick c
09-07-2008, 04:57 PM
we did a good job in the punt game today and oh wait till we get chris henry back harhar harharharhar giggle giggle and the boss just seems to love me giggle

guns011
09-07-2008, 05:20 PM
**giggles**.......willie gave them my game plan......**giggles**.......i don't think mike will fire me during the season.......**giggles**.........i love to handicap my team and not get them ready to play......**giggles**

djam
09-07-2008, 05:27 PM
{smirky gri*** This is a football game. We have football players playing football. We need to play better football in the football game with the football players that we have playing the football game. Giggle giggle, of course we are going to play football. It's what we do. We are a football team who plays football games on a football field with a football. We just have to start playing better football and making more football plays in the football game, giggle giggle. Well, Chick, I already answered any question you could possibly ask. What do you know? Are you a football player or football coach? giggle giggle. Lets stick with football.

QBkilla
09-07-2008, 06:13 PM
we gotta get the run game going. giggle giggle.

downsouth bengal
09-07-2008, 06:20 PM
"We need to execute better.. <giggles.>"
"we had a solid game, but didnt do our job to the end.. <giggles.>"
"the offense looked decent, there were some good things.. <giggles.>"
"wispers( someone shoot me now.,...).. <giggles.>"

Bonnie Bengal
09-07-2008, 06:22 PM
"We did some really good things.
Now we know what we need to improve.
Obviously there were some mistakes made by some players,
and these mistakes cost us the game.
But it was a really tight game that could have gone either way.
We got it down to a 7point game twice but were unable to execute where we needed to."

I guess thats pretty much it.

Oh.. and he'll also giggle a bit.

There you go. You got them all. Rep to you.

cyancincy
09-07-2008, 06:26 PM
I don't agree with the premise of your question, Chick. <Smirk> The Offensive Line play was fine. <giggles>

GBPackerBotkins
09-07-2008, 06:47 PM
the defense gave us a chance to win the ball game no question about it, our offense has the talent to overcome 17 points.

thompson19osu
09-07-2008, 06:57 PM
I'm the defensive Guru.....so why expect our offense to be good?

Giggles.

_-TheK-_
09-07-2008, 07:02 PM
Marvin: Actually we won. By loosing, we learned from our mistakes. Can you say the same for the Ravens?



-or-


Marvin: The game. The loss. The Ravens. Acts of god.



*chuckles*

Drumkattt
09-07-2008, 07:04 PM
If i want to continue to be a millionaire coach I will do as Mike Brown asks...And I do like being a millionaire NFL coach, now we all know I can't do that anywhere else, but I can do it here until I retire cause while my rcord now stands at One game over .500, it isn't as bad as the Shula years...well actually it might be, still...I feel good about where I'm at...

giggle

Bengalitis
09-07-2008, 07:06 PM
Marvin said " I blame it on the message boards for being consistently negative before our games, I did feel somehow that everyone was telling the truth about our inferior play calling and our personnel, but, regardless, I see better than I hear, so we will now focus on next week and get a W" then giggles to oblivion <_<

1whodeybrew
09-07-2008, 07:16 PM
http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2005/09/08/inside2-2005-08-26-lewis.jpg

"I just hope Thornton says the right things after the game."

TKuhl
09-07-2008, 07:17 PM
Poise! we just need to play with more Poise. oh Giggle giggle.

UDUB
09-07-2008, 07:23 PM
"It's obvious that Ocho's eyelids are jammed and we need a live rooster to take the curse off the offensive and defensive lines and nobody seems to know what airline we should all fly to the next game on, so we're dealing with a lot of sh**!"
*giggle*

BengalTrucker
09-07-2008, 07:40 PM
It is too complicated for you sports writters, or fans to understand. Giggle, Giggle.

We just need to do our jobs. Giggle, Smurk, Giggle.

We did not execute where we needed to, when we needed too. Giggle, Smile Giggle.

Transulations; of Marvin Lewis coach speak.

I have no idea what I'm doing, but if I make it seen like I'm a genius your too stupid to question my not knowing I can get by with it. Giggle, Giggle.

I did not get the team ready, or have a good game plan, but will make it seem like it is the players who messed up. Giggle, Smurk, Giggle

I didn't have a solid game plan and can't adjust on the sidelines, or at half time. Giggle, Smile, Giggle.