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triple3
07-19-2009, 01:13 AM
I don't know if it's just me, but does BIG BEN look HUGE?

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-total-access/09000d5d81154ca9/Chat-with-Big-Ben

Who weighs more right now, Ben Roethlisberger or nose guard Casey Hampton? (The leader of the champs earned himself an indulgent offseason, but if he were thrown over the handlebars of his motorcycle and into a Chrysler New Yorker today, the car would be totaled.) K. Hench FOX Sports

Not trying to talk smack just thought it he looked like....

http://a2.vox.com/6a00b8ea06ece0dece00c2251c31a2549d-500pi

wilson
07-19-2009, 01:22 AM
I'm not trying to talk smack either, so let me be as nice as I can about Ben. He makes me sick. And I'm going to love some of our new talent introducing themselves to Ben after they drive him to the turf. That's what I think of Ben. B)

eoxyod
07-19-2009, 01:24 AM
We should put him on a diet. Since his current one makes him undefeated in Ohio.

Slappy from New Haven
07-19-2009, 01:26 AM
Um OK

I guess

wilson
07-19-2009, 01:27 AM
We should put him on a diet. Since his current one makes him undefeated in Ohio.

Yeah...a turf diet. One that makes him look like a hockey player after he plays the Bengals. :angry:

Who_dey_hooligan
07-19-2009, 01:42 AM
Looks the same to me... I hope he gets real nice and fat, it will be harder for him to escape us this year. Eat up Ben.:thumbsup:

WhoosierDey06
07-19-2009, 02:15 AM
We should put him on a diet. Since his current one makes him undefeated in Ohio.


haha so true and it ****** me off..

chelski r scum
07-19-2009, 04:27 AM
order of the day for fatso a rey and keith sandwich, guaranteed to make u never get up again

BigK
07-19-2009, 06:51 AM
A bigger Ben just wouldn't be cool. He's hard enough to take down as it is. I think we she send to Mexico just before training camp, and pump him full of that good ol' water. That way he's miserable, and he loses weight.

Trilok
07-19-2009, 10:53 AM
The only TRULY "Big Ben" in the NFL to my mind is "Big Ben" Davidson . . .

http://www.aaasportsonline.com/shop/images/isimages/JRAIA-120-BDAVI-001.jpg

tenacious-B
07-19-2009, 12:34 PM
I'm not trying to talk smack either, so let me be as nice as I can about Ben. He makes me sick. And I'm going to love some of our new talent introducing themselves to Ben after they drive him to the turf. That's what I think of Ben. B)

I couldn't agree more. Just seeing or hearing his name makes me nauseous. Interviews and cheesy compliments by NFL analyst pouring over how great they think he is, makes my bowels uncontrollable and explosive. I can't tell you how many times I've been rendered in the fetal position while puking and releasing my bowels in a volatile manner after seeing his round, chubby, alcohol-abuse looking face squealing on my TV. My floor is a mess, and I’m sending Rey Rey and Mike J to collect. Ben owes me dearly for carpet cleaning services and boxer replacements….*******.

wilson
07-19-2009, 12:48 PM
I couldn't agree more. Just seeing or hearing his name makes me nauseous. Interviews and cheesy compliments by NFL analyst pouring over how great they think he is, makes my bowels uncontrollable and explosive. I can't tell you how many times I've been rendered in the fetal position while puking and releasing my bowels in a volatile manner after seeing his round, chubby, alcohol-abuse looking face squealing on my TV. My floor is a mess, and I’m sending Rey Rey and Mike J to collect. Ben owes me dearly for carpet cleaning services and boxer replacements….*******.

^^^^^^^^

Yeah, what he said... :angry:































:lol:

momadance02
07-19-2009, 12:54 PM
looks the same to me.

yellowxdiscipline
07-19-2009, 02:02 PM
Even though I hate Ben, i'll give him some credit he is a gutsy quarterback and knows how to take some good licks. Given that I dont see his NFL career lasting long though. Too much punishment is going to eventually be his undoing, plus from the way it looks, he doesnt take care of himself much anyway. Let him enjoy these two rings, in 3 years he'll be lobbying for a backup job for Brady Quinn or Matt Ryan.

Samhain
07-19-2009, 02:55 PM
I don't think he looks too much different. He's just a big dude. I kind of doubt he's much of a workout warrior.

Us fellas of German descent tend to have fat faces. I'm a very active skinny guy and I still have what looks like baby fat on my face. Ben just looks likea typical midwestern German guy.

fuzzychin
07-19-2009, 04:13 PM
We should hire Jeremi Johnson to be his personal dietitian.

ballsofsteel
07-19-2009, 04:40 PM
You jungle bungal rejects are a bunch of F'n saps. Your professed hated of Big Ben is hilarious. Your jealousy must keep you turds in a constant state of "acid reflux". I bet when your neighbor gets a new car you can feel the acid creep up your esophagus. Here is a tip,
stock up on tums for the upcoming season, you will need it:thumbsup:

SociopathicSteelerFan
07-19-2009, 04:46 PM
order of the day for fatso a rey and keith sandwich, guaranteed to make u never get up again


Sounds like you're speaking from experience.

Chop Block
07-19-2009, 06:48 PM
To all you Big Ben haters..I say stand up and be counted because this year Ben will go down no matter how fat he is.. the fatter the better when he runs for his life..maybe we will see him bounce this year when he hits the ground..Bouncing Baby Ben..has a ring to it..The guy is a suckup and a Mr. Know it all..I have seen him on the sidelines he walks around trying to tell every body what to do he thinks he can play better than anybody else..But when the steelers start to lose he tries to pep talk everybody and other players just roll their eyes..What a big fake..Put Ben in a bad Def's and he can NOT win games..He's be lucky to have a good team to play on..Just think what CP could of done with a good Def's to keep him in the game or even close.. Thats why i say :joe: with Ben..:lol:

ballsofsteel
07-19-2009, 08:31 PM
To all you Big Ben haters..I say stand up and be counted because this year Ben will go down no matter how fat he is.. the fatter the better when he runs for his life..maybe we will see him bounce this year when he hits the ground..Bouncing Baby Ben..has a ring to it..The guy is a suckup and a Mr. Know it all..I have seen him on the sidelines he walks around trying to tell every body what to do he thinks he can play better than anybody else..But when the steelers start to lose he tries to pep talk everybody and other players just roll their eyes..What a big fake..Put Ben in a bad Def's and he can NOT win games..He's be lucky to have a good team to play on..Just think what CP could of done with a good Def's to keep him in the game or even close.. Thats why i say :joe: with Ben..:lol:

Kiss what made you:thumbsup:

SociopathicSteelerFan
07-19-2009, 08:59 PM
To all you Big Ben haters..I say stand up and be counted because this year Ben will go down no matter how fat he is.. the fatter the better when he runs for his life..maybe we will see him bounce this year when he hits the ground..Bouncing Baby Ben..has a ring to it..The guy is a suckup and a Mr. Know it all..I have seen him on the sidelines he walks around trying to tell every body what to do he thinks he can play better than anybody else..But when the steelers start to lose he tries to pep talk everybody and other players just roll their eyes..What a big fake..Put Ben in a bad Def's and he can NOT win games..He's be lucky to have a good team to play on..Just think what CP could of done with a good Def's to keep him in the game or even close.. Thats why i say :joe: with Ben..:lol:


It used to be our running game that was the patented excuse for you less than thoughtful types. Carry on debating could of's and maybes, Ben will continue winning games.

The Bat
07-19-2009, 09:27 PM
I'm not getting this thread. He looks the same. :what:

Magikod
07-19-2009, 09:28 PM
He doesn't look like he's been gaining much weight but he does look pretty burnt out. Omost like he's been drinking heavily every single day in the off-season. But who wouldn't after winning a superbowl.

Steely_J
07-19-2009, 10:16 PM
I'm not getting this thread. He looks the same. :what:

Yeah.. but he's clearly heavier.






























About 3.7 ounces heavier!!! HEY OH!!! :D

http://z.about.com/d/jewelry/1/0/M/Z/super_bowl_09.jpg

The Bat
07-19-2009, 10:19 PM
Yeah.. but he's clearly heavier.

About 3.7 ounces heavier!!! HEY OH!!! :D

http://z.about.com/d/jewelry/1/0/M/Z/super_bowl_09.jpg

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd117/batink/TAP/twistonit.jpg

I see what you did there... put a different twist on it you did. B)

Steely_J
07-19-2009, 10:24 PM
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd117/batink/TAP/twistonit.jpg

I see what you did there... put a different twist on it you did. B)
http://i857.photobucket.com/albums/ab131/poppedmonocle/7-16-09.jpg

The Bat
07-19-2009, 10:25 PM
http://s857.photobucket.com/albums/ab131/poppedmonocle/?action=view&current=7-16-09.jpg

OOH, image fail. I'm sure it was awesome. <_<

Steely_J
07-19-2009, 10:28 PM
OOH, image fail. I'm sure it was awesome. <_<

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/jhonka1/7-13-09.jpg

Rayne
07-19-2009, 10:29 PM
Yeah...a turf diet. One that makes him look like a hockey player after he plays the Bengals. :angry:

If only you had.....oh, what's the word.....um......

a DEFENSE! :rotf:

The Bat
07-19-2009, 10:39 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/jhonka1/7-13-09.jpg

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd117/batink/Smack/Harumph_by_kXXchan.jpg

Steely_J
07-19-2009, 10:51 PM
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd117/batink/Smack/Harumph_by_kXXchan.jpg

http://i857.photobucket.com/albums/ab131/poppedmonocle/7-16-09-1.jpg

Blitzberg06
07-19-2009, 10:54 PM
http://i857.photobucket.com/albums/ab131/poppedmonocle/7-16-09-1.jpg

That's one fat cat lol

Bengalzona
07-19-2009, 10:55 PM
If only you had.....oh, what's the word.....um......

a DEFENSE! :rotf:

If only you had....oh, what's the word...um....























...cajones!

Blitzberg06
07-19-2009, 10:58 PM
If only you had....oh, what's the word...um....

I can think of a few

Intelligence
Common Sense
Brain

The Bat
07-19-2009, 10:59 PM
I can think of a few

Intelligence
Common Sense
Brain

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd117/batink/Smack/common_sense0.jpg

Blitzberg06
07-19-2009, 11:00 PM
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd117/batink/Smack/common_sense0.jpg

:lol: thats awesome.

Bengalzona
07-19-2009, 11:01 PM
I can think of a few

Intelligence
Common Sense
Brain

Those are all good and appropriate choices. But I was thinking more along the lines of parts of the anatomy! :thumbsup:

Blitzberg06
07-19-2009, 11:03 PM
Those are all good and appropriate choices. But I was thinking more along the lines of parts of the anatomy! :thumbsup:

Well he did or does but wants to axe it out.

wilson
07-19-2009, 11:09 PM
Yeah.. but he's clearly heavier.

About 3.7 ounces heavier!!! HEY OH!!! :D

http://z.about.com/d/jewelry/1/0/M/Z/super_bowl_09.jpg

Come on Steely, you know the rules here...

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/tzu/lowres/tzun552l.jpg

:denny:

Blitzberg06
07-19-2009, 11:12 PM
Come on Steely, you know the rules here...

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/tzu/lowres/tzun552l.jpg

:denny:

But were Steeler fans so we gotta cheat.

Steely_J
07-19-2009, 11:16 PM
But were Steeler fans so we gotta cheat.

I'll pay the ref to hit them below the belt too. :ninja:

The Bat
07-19-2009, 11:21 PM
I'll pay the ref to hit them below the belt too. :ninja:

http://www.funny-city.com/cartoons/1.jpg

Sneaky... B)

ballsofsteel
07-20-2009, 07:52 AM
http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/cc344/bogey219/batboy.jpg

Steely_J
07-20-2009, 10:27 AM
http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/cc344/bogey219/batboy.jpg

I don't get it. Mellow

Joe from Florence
07-20-2009, 11:11 AM
steroids do that to you.


nuff said

theburgh66
07-20-2009, 11:29 AM
I'm not trying to talk smack either, so let me be as nice as I can about Ben. He makes me sick. And I'm going to love some of our new talent introducing themselves to Ben after they drive him to the turf. That's what I think of Ben. B)

And I am going to love Hines Ward introducing himself to some of your new young talent.

Joe from Florence
07-20-2009, 11:30 AM
And I am going to love my mom introducing herself to some of your new young talent.
fixed it for you

theburgh66
07-20-2009, 11:32 AM
fixed it for you

Ha, Joe I remember when you were good at smack talking. What the heck happened to you? Cause that was just lame.

Joe from Florence
07-20-2009, 11:35 AM
Ha, Joe I remember when you were good at smack talking. What the heck happened to you? Cause that was just lame.
apparently i've been "burgh66'd"

theburgh66
07-20-2009, 11:37 AM
apparently i've been "burgh66'd"

I don't even know what that means...

wilson
07-20-2009, 11:49 AM
And I am going to love Hines Ward introducing himself to some of your new young talent.
We're talking football here...not Hines and his world renowned, off the field, Brokeback Mountain routine he tries on all the new players. B)

theburgh66
07-20-2009, 11:56 AM
We're talking football here...not Hines and his world renowned, off the field, Brokeback Mountain routine he tries on all the new players. B)

Man you Bengal fans seem to love Brokeback Mountain, is there something you all need to get off your chests?. Let me clear it up for you, because you seem to be confused. I am talking about Wards jaw-breaking abilities. Ray can ask his boy Keith all about it (insert fun smiley face here because I have no idea how to).

The Bat
07-20-2009, 11:58 AM
Man you Bengal fans seem to love Brokeback Mountain, is there something you all need to get off your chests?. Let me clear it up for you, because you seem to be confused. I am talking about Wards jaw-breaking abilities. Ray can ask his boy Keith all about it (insert fun smiley face here because I have no idea how to).

wow... B)

Rayne
07-20-2009, 12:01 PM
We're talking football here...not Hines and his world renowned, off the field, Brokeback Mountain routine he tries on all the new players. B)

Um....yeah.

You're one problem here is that CJ said that he and Carson were like brokeback earlier this offseason.

So............if there are any references to that to be made, it's to those wearing black and orange, not black and gold.

I hope my fact didn't get in the way of your smack.

theburgh66
07-20-2009, 12:06 PM
wow... B)

Embarrassing I know. Unless you just make them :-)

Nope, that didn't work...

SteelCitySouth
07-20-2009, 12:11 PM
Man you Bengal fans seem to love Brokeback Mountain, is there something you all need to get off your chests?. Let me clear it up for you, because you seem to be confused. I am talking about Wards jaw-breaking abilities. Ray can ask his boy Keith all about it (insert fun smiley face here because I have no idea how to).

wow... B)

Embarrassing I know. Unless you just make them :-)

Nope, that didn't work...

All that schooling and you haven't figured out how to look to the right? You should get your money back. ;):thumbsup:B):angry::what:....Look I'm smarter than you!!! :denny:

wilson
07-20-2009, 12:18 PM
Man you Bengal fans seem to love Brokeback Mountain, is there something you all need to get off your chests?. Let me clear it up for you, because you seem to be confused. I am talking about Wards jaw-breaking abilities. Ray can ask his boy Keith all about it (insert fun smiley face here because I have no idea how to).

All that schooling and you haven't figured out how to look to the right? You should get your money back. ;):thumbsup:B):angry::what:....Look I'm smarter than you!!! :denny:

Cool. Bandwagon on Bandwagon smack. You gotta love it.

:'D

theburgh66
07-20-2009, 12:18 PM
All that schooling and you haven't figured out how to look to the right? You should get your money back. ;):thumbsup:B):angry::what:....Look I'm smarter than you!!! :denny:

Hahaha, sorry, we don't cover fun things. I learn how to do stupid crap on the computer like Logistic Regression on SPSS. No fun smiley faces on it.............sad face.

But when I click the emoticons underneath me they go to the title and not my text. Oh well.

theburgh66
07-20-2009, 12:20 PM
Cool. Bandwagon on Bandwagon smack. You gotta love it.

:'D

I clicked on this thinking I was going to defend myself as the opposite of a bandwagoner, but I have come to the conlusion that I don't care what you think. If you want to believe that every Steeler fan, even those born and raised in Pittsburgh, are all bandwagoners because it makes you feel better about your lousy team then please do so (insert winky face).

The Bat
07-20-2009, 12:22 PM
Hahaha, sorry, we don't cover fun things. I learn how to do stupid crap on the computer like Logistic Regression on SPSS. No fun smiley faces on it.............sad face.

But when I click the emoticons underneath me they go to the title and not my text. Oh well.

Well bro, I'm gonna help you out here.

1. Go to your User Control Panel.
2. Click the Options link on the left.
3. Go to the bottom of the page and choose WYSIWYG editor.
4. Now you'll have smiles on your right when you create a post.

Regards,

Tech Support. B)

theburgh66
07-20-2009, 12:23 PM
Well bro, I'm gonna help you out here.

1. Go to your User Control Panel.
2. Click the Options link on the left.
3. Go to the bottom of the page and choose WYSIWYG editor.
4. Now you'll have smiles on your right when you create a post.

Regards,

Tech Support. B)

Thank you good sir. I knew you were a gentleman.

The Bat
07-20-2009, 12:25 PM
Thank you good sir. I knew you were a gentleman.

You're welcome, but don't go thinking we're gonna exchange Christmas Cards or anything like that.

wilson
07-20-2009, 12:26 PM
Well bro, I'm gonna help you out here.

1. Go to your User Control Panel.
2. Click the Options link on the left.
3. Go to the bottom of the page and choose WYSIWYG editor.
4. Now you'll have smiles on your right when you create a post.

Regards,

Tech Support. B)

Thank you good sir. I knew you were a gentleman.

Class dismissed. :denny:

theburgh66
07-20-2009, 12:27 PM
You're welcome, but don't go thinking we're gonna exchange Christmas Cards or anything like that.

B):lol::smile::thumbsup::rock on:;):denny:

SteelCitySouth
07-20-2009, 12:29 PM
Cool. Bandwagon on Bandwagon smack. You gotta love it.

:'D


:rotf: You're right; I'll be gone when the bengals are beating the steelers consistently...:thumbsup:

SteelCitySouth
07-20-2009, 12:29 PM
B):lol::smile::thumbsup::rock on:;):denny:
There you go!!!!

wilson
07-20-2009, 12:31 PM
:rotf: You're right; I'll be gone when the bengals are beating the steelers consistently...:thumbsup:
And there you have it. B)

SteelCitySouth
07-20-2009, 12:42 PM
And there you have it. B)

I know...all these years of my life lived in Pittsburgh, rooting for the Steelers, Pens....even the Pirates...wasted when my true allegiance is to whom ever is winning at the time. For about half of theis decade I was really a Patriots fan....:eek: I know shocking isn't it. I thought i had it hidden but you good sir are a sychich or something. You caught me red handed. In the 80's I was a big cowboy and SF fan. I kept it hidden from my friends well but man you figured it out in one post. :thumbsup:


I just jump from team to team every year. The only problem I have is it is expensive to re-outfit every year. Thankfully only a hand full of team were good in this decade.
Do you think the bengals could make it sometime soon? I would like to get a new account here and be a bengal fan, but well, you know I can't do that until they win something.....I almost did it in the 80's but you know how that worked out.

Joe from Florence
07-20-2009, 12:59 PM
I don't even know what that means...
Wikipedia
Burgh66'd: adj. To put forth lame smack

Joe from Florence
07-20-2009, 01:00 PM
Man you Bengal fans seem to love Brokeback Mountain, is there something you all need to get off your chests?. Let me clear it up for you, because you seem to be confused. I am talking about Wards jaw-breaking abilities. Ray can ask his boy Keith all about it (insert fun smiley face here because I have no idea how to).
I rest my case

you've been burgh66'd

theburgh66
07-20-2009, 01:02 PM
Wikipedia
Burgh66'd: adj. To put forth lame smack


Refer to your lame "your mom" smack. Pot meet kettle...

Joe from Florence
07-20-2009, 01:06 PM
Refer to your lame "your mom" smack. Pot meet kettle...
your mom smack? no, she prefers spankings, not smacks.

wilson
07-20-2009, 01:12 PM
I know...all these years of my life lived in Pittsburgh, rooting for the Steelers, Pens....even the Pirates...wasted when my true allegiance is to whom ever is winning at the time. For about half of theis decade I was really a Patriots fan....:eek: I know shocking isn't it. I thought i had it hidden but you good sir are a sychich or something. You caught me red handed. In the 80's I was a big cowboy and SF fan. I kept it hidden from my friends well but man you figured it out in one post. :thumbsup:


I just jump from team to team every year. The only problem I have is it is expensive to re-outfit every year. Thankfully only a hand full of team were good in this decade.
Do you think the bengals could make it sometime soon? I would like to get a new account here and be a bengal fan, but well, you know I can't do that until they win something.....I almost did it in the 80's but you know how that worked out.


Here, let me help you up. You seem to have "fallen" on your sword...

http://www.inkcinct.com.au/Web/CARTOONS/2007/2007-174-fallen-on-his-sword.jpg

:denny:

theburgh66
07-20-2009, 01:15 PM
your mom smack? no, she prefers spankings, not smacks.

:joe:

SteelCitySouth
07-20-2009, 01:22 PM
Here, let me help you up. You seem to have "fallen" on your sword...

http://www.inkcinct.com.au/Web/CARTOONS/2007/2007-174-fallen-on-his-sword.jpg

:denny:


Yes you're sooooo right, didn't I say that before? I'm a bandwagon fan. Mellow

bushy #2
07-20-2009, 01:30 PM
Yes you're sooooo right, didn't I say that before? I'm a bandwagon fan. Mellow

mean joe is that youMellow

meanJoe
07-20-2009, 01:34 PM
I don't know if it's just me, but does BIG BEN look HUGE?

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-total-access/09000d5d81154ca9/Chat-with-Big-Ben

Who weighs more right now, Ben Roethlisberger or nose guard Casey Hampton? (The leader of the champs earned himself an indulgent offseason, but if he were thrown over the handlebars of his motorcycle and into a Chrysler New Yorker today, the car would be totaled.) K. Hench FOX Sports

Not trying to talk smack just thought it he looked like....




I see what you did there.
You thought you'd throw that in there as a deterrent for those with "lame smack" replies.
You were kinda being "proactive" versus having to be "reactive".
Nice move.

That vid was ok, but this one on the same page was better.
http://www.nfl.com/videos/pittsburgh-steelers/09000d5d811508fe/Best-fans

SteelCitySouth
07-20-2009, 01:53 PM
mean joe is that youMellow
Mellow

triple3
07-22-2009, 02:21 AM
I see what you did there.
You thought you'd throw that in there as a deterrent for those with "lame smack" replies.
You were kinda being "proactive" versus having to be "reactive".
Nice move.

That vid was ok, but this one on the same page was better.
http://www.nfl.com/videos/pittsburgh-steelers/09000d5d811508fe/Best-fans

Yes, saw that too. No doubt Steeler fans are "legion".