First three words

[Beaker]

Make up any three words to say after having intimate relations:
What's your name?

[Turk88]

Not bad Sis!! [:O]

[Beaker]

Not bad Sis!! [:O]
You originally from pittsburgh turk?

[Beaker]

Get me beer.

[Turk88]

Not bad Sis!! [:O]
You originally from pittsburgh turk?


LOL...no...just liked the shock value of it!!

[Beaker]

Turn on ESPN.

[Turk88]

Pay up now!

[Beaker]

Go home beyotch!

[Turk88]

Wet spots yours

[Beaker]

Your sister's better.

[Turk88]

What's your name?

You repeating your own post???????? Moron!! [;)]

[Turk88]

Love ya grandma

[Turk88]

Love ya grandma

how is the last letter a in that above word marked out???

[Beaker]

You sure you havent said this turk:
Please stop crying.

[Turk88]

You sure you havent said this turk:
Please stop crying.



a few times!! [:D]

[Turk88]

HA! I win!

[Beaker]

Sorry wrong hole.

[Turk88]

Ready for more?

[Beaker]

My wife's home!

[Turk88]

Can't quit you!!

[Beaker]

Youre still here?

[Turk88]

Sit...good boy!

[Beaker]

Youre a what?

[Turk88]

My member burns

[Turk88]

Not bad Beaker!

[Beaker]

Make some waffles.

[Turk88]

Make Chicken Potpies!!!!

[Turk88]

Get out Mom!!!!

[Beaker]

Thanks Mrs. Turk.

[Turk88]

Nice Sexy B [:O]

[Beaker]

Tell your friends.

[Turk88]

Quit touching me!

[Turk88]

Tell your friends.

Now that is a good one!

[Turk88]

Is that all?

[Beaker]

Its not contagious.

[Turk88]

Your brother available?

[Turk88]

Stupid cold corpse!

[Beaker]

Get a towel.

[Turk88]

my thingy's sensitive

[Beaker]

Mail this letter.

[Turk88]

Beaker, Get out!!!

[Turk88]

This has got to be the longest thread on here with only two people posting!!! LMAO

[BFan71]

What about me?

[kywcat]

You are hired!

[34inXXIII]

What? No tip?

[34inXXIII]

Thanks, Richard Seigler (http://www.klas-tv.com/Global/story.asp?S=6674437&nav=menu102_1).

[34inXXIII]

Hey! Wake up!

[BFan71]

Not a chance!

[kywcat]

You're no Paris.

[Turk88]

I'll finish myself!

[BFan71]

You're no Paris.
Lucky for you!

[34inXXIII]

I'm really sorry.

[johnson85chad=bengals]

Stop being mean!!!!

[BFan71]

You're not serious!

[kywcat]

Whens my turn?

[kywcat]

10 seconds flat!

[johnson85chad=bengals]

Thats not funny

[BFan71]

I WANT MORE!

[johnson85chad=bengals]

Dont Hurt Me!

[Jasonew6]

mumble, mumble, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Or
Thanks, right hand.

[kywcat]

Start the car

[johnson85chad=bengals]

No you didnt!

[34inXXIII]

Yes I did!

[johnson85chad=bengals]

Thats really anoying

[kywcat]

I WANT MORE!
They always do [:'(]

[Bengaltime]

I'm too tired (to cuddle) [W]

[johnson85chad=bengals]

Please dont cry

[Beaker]

Go away now.

[kywcat]

People are staring

[BFan71]

Yes, yes, yes!

[kywcat]

You are welcome

[johnson85chad=bengals]

you confused me

[Rayne]

Now untie me.

[Turk88]

Chocolate is sticky!

[kywcat]

Here's your dentures.

[BengalBubbs81]

Oh, that's cornhole?

[BFan71]

What is cornhole?

[Hachi Go]

the condom broke!

[BengalBubbs81]

OH! hi kids....[:O]

[BengalBubbs81]

OH! hi kids....[:O]
Why'r you up????!!!!! [:@]

[johnson85chad=bengals]

i am confused??!

[Beaker]

I got mine.

[oasiswr]

Wet and sweet,mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!

[Beaker]

Midgets are fun!

[oasiswr]

Marriage? say what!!!!!!!!!!!


Top six words stated by Ron Mexico after sex

Don't worry about the rash,Honey.

[Beaker]

You're how old?

[johnson85chad=bengals]

i am young

[Beaker]

Smells like fish.

[johnson85chad=bengals]

did you fart?

[oasiswr]

Catch ya later!!

[yorkshirebengal]

tractors are fun

[Bengal07]

keep gob shut

[yorkshirebengal]

its so chewy!

[Beaker]

Those arent sores.

[Bengal07]

tastes like chicken

[Beaker]

Dont touch it.

[yorkshirebengal]

my bellybutton hurts

[johnson85chad=bengals]

i got hurt

[yorkshirebengal]

its so thick!

[Steely_J]

Wipe your face...

[Pro Joey 1427]

Flush your eyes...

[BengalBubbs81]

finger lickin good!

[SmallAxe]

must... take... shower

[Joe from Florence]

does yours burn?

[kywcat]

Where's my watch?

[The Bat]

nice one sis [:$]

[Joe from Florence]

How much money?

[Joe from Florence]

not there please

[Joe from Florence]

was dad better?

[Turk88]

here's your teeth.

[BFan71]

Would you, please...

[bengalfansince1988]

Where's the remote?

[bengalfansince1988]

Who's got next?

[bengalfansince1988]

You're Chris Hansen?????

[SmallAxe]

1,000,000th customer served?

[Pro Joey 1427]

Sorry, time's up

[Joe from Florence]

I just pee'd

[Turk88]

along the same lines....

I just pooped!

[SmallAxe]

I'm gonna puke

[SmallAxe]

I just puked

[SmallAxe]

I taste puke

[34inXXIII]

Ewww. Puke fetish.

[Bengal07]

Sign up Here

[SmallAxe]

You're done already?

[BFan71]

Lily, oh Lily!

[Turk88]

Hand, your great!!!!

[Joe from Florence]

roll over grandma!!!!

[Bengal07]

''What!'', your're Pregnant!!

[34inXXIII]

Thank you, Shannie!

[SmallAxe]

Thank you, Shannie!

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/7780/picsdz1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[SmallAxe]

Have we met?

[BFan71]

...in my dreams!

[Pro Joey 1427]

roll over grandma!!!!
I believe this one takes the cake.
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[Steely_J]

Beaker's so flexible!

[Bengal07]

It get's bigger!!!

[bengalfansince1988]

Lily, oh Lily!

Nice Blazing Saddles reference. Love that movie!!

[BFan71]

Lily, oh Lily!

Nice Blazing Saddles reference. Love that movie!!

I was listening to The Who's "Pictures of Lily" and heard that. Was the song about Blazing Saddles?

[Crewfish13]

That was... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ [S]

[Crewfish13]

Where's my ring?

[Crewfish13]

Will that stain?

[Crewfish13]

Oops... skid mark [:$]

[Crewfish13]

Meh... Turk's better.[:D]

[bengalfansince1988]

Thanks Ms. Lewinsky.

[Bengal07]

Will it fit?

[Beaker]

My wiener burns.

[shutupandplay]

please quit laughing

[shutupandplay]

did you fart?

[shutupandplay]

you know CPR?[:P]

[Turk88]

Meh... Turk's better.[:D]


LMAO!!!!!

[Beaker]

Go away now.

[SmallAxe]

Is something burning?

[Beaker]

Who's your daddy!

[SmallAxe]

Where's the condom?
(that's always an unfun one to ask)

[bengalfansince1988]

I'm Ron Mexico.

[BFan71]

Guilty as charged.

[SmallAxe]

what's that smell?!?

[Bengal07]

put it here

[SmallAxe]

I need ice!!!!!!!

[BFan71]

I'm so tired!

[SmallAxe]

Not done yet!

[Bengal07]

just warming up

[Turk88]

call your sister

[Turk88]

get the camera

[Bengal07]

pass the bottle

[Turk88]

GET THE GERBIL

[Bengal07]

GET THE GERBIL
ROTFL!!!
you want what

[SmallAxe]

Tastes like chicken

[BFan71]

Finger lickin' good!

[Turk88]

pull habitrail out

[Bengal07]

down the hatch