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LEATHER FACE
07-27-2010, 05:55 PM
The terrible towels, nor Ray Lewis can stop it now... T.O. has completed the puzzle.

There's nothing other teams in the AFC North can do...

"Will the players please remove their masks and reveal their identities?"

Chad Ocho = Robin

T.O. = Batman

Antonio = The Green Lantern

Cedric = The Thing

Carson = Iron Man

... "what are ya gonna doooooooo, when the Bengals run wiiiiiiiiild on youuuuu???!! WHEW!!!

GreggyDigital
07-27-2010, 06:01 PM
Hahahahahaha.

The mid season meltdown is going to be epic.

I knew Antonio Bryants leg was going to explode but I didn't think it was going to be before the season even started.

bengals23
07-27-2010, 06:02 PM
Hahahahahaha.

The mid season meltdown is going to be epic.

I knew Antonio Bryants leg was going to explode but I didn't think it was going to be before the season even started.

The complete season meltdown of the Steelers will be a lot more entertaining. :lol:

sloppy lombardi slaps
07-27-2010, 06:03 PM
Hahahahahaha.

The mid season meltdown is going to be epic.

I knew Antonio Bryants leg was going to explode but I didn't think it was going to be before the season even started.

how did you know?

GreggyDigital
07-27-2010, 06:04 PM
The complete season meltdown of the Steelers will be a lot more entertaining. :lol:

It was a better joke when i told it

SunsetBengal
07-27-2010, 06:05 PM
Opening story on sportscenter, gotta love it!

bengals23
07-27-2010, 06:05 PM
It was a better joke when i told it

I apologize for the inconvenience.

GreggyDigital
07-27-2010, 06:06 PM
how did you know?

He was on my fantasy team and was never healthy last year. I read somewhere that the issue he had with his knee could heal by itself but there was a chance it may never heal.

Looks like it was the latter.

GreggyDigital
07-27-2010, 06:07 PM
Opening story on sportscenter, gotta love it!

Everyone loves a comedy.

Steeler Eater
07-27-2010, 06:09 PM
Hahahahahaha.

The mid season meltdown is going to be epic.

I knew Antonio Bryants leg was going to explode but I didn't think it was going to be before the season even started.

I hear they are rebuilding Bryant like the 6 million dollar man... Except he is the 9.89 Million Dollar Man.

Luvnit2
07-27-2010, 06:09 PM
Hahahahahaha.

The mid season meltdown is going to be epic.

I knew Antonio Bryants leg was going to explode but I didn't think it was going to be before the season even started.
You would think Steelers would do something out of norm and go find a backup for Troy for when his knee falls off by game 6.

Then there is Woodley, the lowest paid great LB in the NFL.

Then there is Ben - THE HIGEST PAID SEXUAL PREDATOR IN THE WORLD

Steeler Eater
07-27-2010, 06:10 PM
He was on my fantasy team and was never healthy last year. I read somewhere that the issue he had with his knee could heal by itself but there was a chance it may never heal.

Looks like it was the latter.

I'm not worried about the knee. Peko had arthroscopic surgery on his and missed 4 games and came back at 100%. If Bryant needs surgery they will do it before the season starts.

sloppy lombardi slaps
07-27-2010, 06:11 PM
He was on my fantasy team and was never healthy last year. I read somewhere that the issue he had with his knee could heal by itself but there was a chance it may never heal.

Looks like it was the latter.

so obviously you respect his ability, you just hoped he would get injured?

Luvnit2
07-27-2010, 06:11 PM
He was on my fantasy team and was never healthy last year. I read somewhere that the issue he had with his knee could heal by itself but there was a chance it may never heal.

Looks like it was the latter.
Keep hoping Bengals player get hurt, it is all you have left to hope for.

Maybe Ben will not be suspended and Colon is not really hurt either.

GreggyDigital
07-27-2010, 06:12 PM
You would Steelers would do something out of norm and go find a backup for Troy for when his knee falls off by game 6.

Then there is Woodley, the lowest paid great LB in the NFL.

Then there is Ben - THE HIGEST PAID SEXUAL PREDATOR IN THE WORLD

Damn, old man. Stop rambling.

GreggyDigital
07-27-2010, 06:13 PM
Keep hoping Bengals player get hurt, it is all you have left to hope for.

Maybe Ben will not be suspended and Colon is not really hurt either.

Reading and formulating an opinion is what smart people do.

Blurting out random illogical logic is what crazy old people do.

I'll let you figure out where you and I fit in those two.

GreggyDigital
07-27-2010, 06:15 PM
so obviously you respect his ability, you just hoped he would get injured?

Damn, you just agreed with Luvnit.

You do know that means you're way off base and confusing me thinking he would be hurt with I hoped he would get hurt.

And about his ability, he was a really late pick BECAUSE of his knee issues. There were probably 25-30 WRs I would have taken before him

SunsetBengal
07-27-2010, 06:31 PM
Everyone loves a comedy.


The real comedy will be watching the reaction on the faces of the players on the Steeler's defense...as they realize that T.O. brings Tremendous Omnipotence to the Bengals offensive attack.

GreggyDigital
07-27-2010, 06:33 PM
The real comedy will be watching the reaction on the faces of the players on the Steeler's defense...as they realize that T.O. brings Tremendous Omnipotence to the Bengals offensive attack.

Meh.

Most real football fans will see this move as it really is...

It's panic.

6andcounting
07-27-2010, 06:38 PM
The real comedy will be watching the reaction on the faces of the players on the Steeler's defense...as they realize that T.O. brings Tremendous Omnipotence to the Bengals offensive attack.
Team Obliterator will help the Bengals get back to what they do best. Get arrested.

sloppy lombardi slaps
07-27-2010, 06:41 PM
Meh.

Most real football fans will see this move as it really is...

It's panic.

panic would be signing him sight unseen. panic be putting bryant on the pup and starting caldwell at #2.


palmer threw the ball around with TO and gave his blessing.

It's not panic, it's panacea.

SunsetBengal
07-27-2010, 06:46 PM
Meh.

Most real football fans will see this move as it really is...

It's panic.

Sorry Greggy, but the only panic that we will see in the AFCN this season will be coming from the Steeler fans...when they realize that the Steelers are looking at third place at best, in the division.

GreggyDigital
07-27-2010, 06:46 PM
panic would be signing him sight unseen. panic be putting bryant on the pup and starting caldwell at #2.


palmer threw the ball around with TO and gave his blessing.

It's not panic, it's panacea.

They worked him out and then decided to sign someone with pretty serious knee issues.

What does that tell you?

Steeler Eater
07-27-2010, 06:47 PM
Team Obliterator will help the Bengals get back to what they do best. Get arrested.

You're right because TO gets arrested all the time.

Go cry somewhere else, because nobody cares about your incessant whining cupcake.

GreggyDigital
07-27-2010, 06:47 PM
Sorry Greggy, but the only panic that we will see in the AFCN this season will be coming from the Steeler fans...when they realize that the Steelers are looking at third place at best, in the division.

Again, the mid season melt down is going to be epic.

Just wait.

SunsetBengal
07-27-2010, 06:48 PM
They worked him out and then decided to sign someone with pretty serious knee issues.

What does that tell you?

That tells me that you are really sorry that the Steelers didn't go after any WR in FA!:lol:

Steeler Eater
07-27-2010, 06:48 PM
They worked him out and then decided to sign someone with pretty serious knee issues.

What does that tell you?

That they wanted a guy long term, and then decided to add to the Roster to beat you by 21 instead of 14.:lol:

sloppy lombardi slaps
07-27-2010, 06:49 PM
They worked him out and then decided to sign someone with pretty serious knee issues.

What does that tell you?

It tells me TO is old.

the decision to go with bryant was made so they can have a wide receiver for the next 5 years.

but there was still serious thought put toward TO because gotdamn, he can still play:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn70TDYUo0Q

SunsetBengal
07-27-2010, 06:50 PM
Again, the mid season melt down is going to be epic.

Just wait.

Yes!!! Especially when Steeler fans realize that the team is no better with Roethlesburger in the lineup!!!

6andcounting
07-27-2010, 06:52 PM
Yes!!! Especially when Steeler fans realize that the team is no better with Roethlesburger in the lineup!!!
stupid

6andcounting
07-27-2010, 06:54 PM
You're right because TO gets arrested all the time.

Go cry somewhere else, because nobody cares about your incessant whining cupcake.
I never said Team Obliterator will get arrested.....

SunsetBengal
07-27-2010, 06:55 PM
stupid


How so? Sounds to me like you just can't handle the pressure.Yawn

sloppy lombardi slaps
07-27-2010, 06:55 PM
it's pretty funny that steeler fan's best hope is a personality meltdown.

cuz they know they won't be stopping this offense.

Luvnit2
07-27-2010, 06:57 PM
Again, the mid season melt down is going to be epic.

Just wait.
TO is playing on the same team with his best friend who just happens to be the star number one receiver. He knows the score coming in, he respects Chad and it shows. Palmer gave his blessing. TO looks as though he has the body of a 30 year old.

TO ended up where he wanted to be from day one.

Look at his past. In SF, he hated Garcia.
In Dallas, he hated Romo, Witten and had no love for any of the offensive players.

Enter Cincinnati, he begged to come here and play with Palmer and Chad. He knows he is at the end of the road and he wants to win a championship so he chose Cincinnati from day number one.

This could be a very interesting year.

Oh, Marvin Lewis said Bryant's knee is just fine. Marvin is as honest as they come. I believe Marvin over Greggy in mama's basement reporting.

Luvnit2
07-27-2010, 07:00 PM
That tells me that you are really sorry that the Steelers didn't go after any WR in FA!:lol:
But the Steeler's have two young guys named Battle and Randle El. A couple of real game changing young men. :cool:

I do wonder since TO is older, will he be given 3 days off a week like Hiney? Yawn

Steeler Eater
07-27-2010, 07:01 PM
TO is playing on the same team with his best friend who just happens to be the star number one receiver. He knows the score coming in, he respects Chad and it shows. Palmer gave his blessing. TO looks as though he has the body of a 30 year old.

TO ended up where he wanted to be from day one.

Look at his past. In SF, he hated Garcia.
In Dallas, he hated Romo, Witten and had no love for any of the offensive players.

Enter Cincinnati, he begged to come here and play with Palmer and Chad. He knows he is at the end of the road and he wants to win a championship so he chose Cincinnati from day number one.

This could be a very interesting year.

Oh, Marvin Lewis said Bryant's knee is just fine. Marvin is as honest as they come. I believe Marvin over Greggy in mama's basement reporting.

Basement Troll hater's...

LMAO.

pleadtheFIF
07-27-2010, 07:01 PM
it's pretty funny that steeler fan's best hope is a personality meltdown.

cuz they know they won't be stopping this offense.

Sweet. I knew you were ignorant, now I know you have zero football knowledge.

Luvnit2
07-27-2010, 07:02 PM
it's pretty funny that steeler fan's best hope is a personality meltdown.

cuz they know they won't be stopping this offense.
The chances of the Steelers winning anything in 2010 went down the toilet in Georgia. Their only hope is wishing for injuries to both Ravens and Bengals because talent wise and depth wise, they are not in the same ballpark this year.

LEATHER FACE
07-27-2010, 07:05 PM
It tells me TO is old.

the decision to go with bryant was made so they can have a wide receiver for the next 5 years.

but there was still serious thought put toward TO because gotdamn, he can still play:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn70TDYUo0Q

Basically, T.O. is a 6'3", 225 pound running back, ....

... who can catch, and can still fly.

For all of those who say he's old.. look back at what he did to Jacksonville LAST season.

sloppy lombardi slaps
07-27-2010, 07:05 PM
Sweet. I knew you were ignorant, now I know you have zero football knowledge.

explain.

Steeler Eater
07-27-2010, 07:06 PM
Sweet. I knew you were ignorant, now I know you have zero football knowledge.

That's funny seeing how you were crying about how they are going to fall out in another thread.

GreggyDigital
07-27-2010, 07:14 PM
Fact is TO lost a step last year.

Now he'll be 37 this season...

Steeler Eater
07-27-2010, 07:16 PM
Fact is TO lost a step last year.

Now he'll be 37 this season...

Watch his highlights from last year.

Then tell that to the DB's he ran by and over.

BigTuna513
07-27-2010, 07:19 PM
Fact is TO lost a step last year.

Now he'll be 37 this season...

When he was here in cincinnati he ran the .40 and it was 4.38 so I think his speed is still above average at 37yrs old.

Wanna talk about a slow WR.. look no further then Dez Bryant.

GreggyDigital
07-27-2010, 07:20 PM
Watch his highlights from last year.

Then tell that to the DB's he ran by and over.

That means he hasn't lost a step.

Check the numbers then start formulating excuses.

sloppy lombardi slaps
07-27-2010, 07:21 PM
Fact is TO lost a step last year.

Now he'll be 37 this season...

no he didn't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn70TDYUo0Q

you played some ball right? you'll appreciate what happens at 4:09

GreggyDigital
07-27-2010, 07:23 PM
no he didn't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn70TDYUo0Q

you played some ball right? you'll appreciate what happens at 4:09

I thought ya'll needed a downfield threat.

BigTuna513
07-27-2010, 07:23 PM
That means he hasn't lost a step.

Check the numbers then start formulating excuses.

It's all good Steeler fans would be pumped if they got T.O. and you know it. :tongue:

LEATHER FACE
07-27-2010, 07:23 PM
Fact is TO lost a step last year.

Now he'll be 37 this season...

He lost a step? Okay, let's say that's true; he'll still be about 5 steps ahead of whomever is covering him.

Steeler Eater
07-27-2010, 07:24 PM
That means he hasn't lost a step.

Check the numbers then start formulating excuses.

Ryan Fitzpatrick and Trent Edwards would be the answer to that.

Kind of hard to catch a pass when it is 10 yards to far.

GreggyDigital
07-27-2010, 07:27 PM
Answer me this.

Who was the last 37 year old WR to make the probowl?

sloppy lombardi slaps
07-27-2010, 07:27 PM
I thought ya'll needed a downfield threat.

watch the video, there's a ton of long passes.

he averaged 15+ a catch last year.


face it greggy, all you got is hoping he blows up. that's a hall of famer the bengals just signed.

Steeler Eater
07-27-2010, 07:29 PM
Answer me this.

Who was the last 37 year old WR to make the probowl?

Doesn't have to make the Pro Bowl. I will take 800 yards and 6 TD's.

GreggyDigital
07-27-2010, 07:29 PM
watch the video, there's a ton of long passes.

he averaged 15+ a catch last year.


face it greggy, all you got is hoping he blows up. that's a hall of famer the bengals just signed.

So why when I asked you what you would say if the Steeler's sign TO you responded, "Oh how the mighty have fallen."

Didn't seem like you were painting a good picture of him then?

Beaker
07-27-2010, 07:31 PM
So why when I asked you what you would say if the Steeler's sign TO you responded, "Oh how the mighty have fallen."

Didn't seem like you were painting a good picture of him then?

That was before he was on our team.

SouthernStripes
07-27-2010, 07:34 PM
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z97/JblakeW/TOYEAH.jpg

:tiger:

sloppy lombardi slaps
07-27-2010, 07:34 PM
So why when I asked you what you would say if the Steeler's sign TO you responded, "Oh how the mighty have fallen."

Didn't seem like you were painting a good picture of him then?

Because steeler fan likes to think his team doesn't need free agents, steeler fan likes to think his team wouldn't take a flamboyant player, steeler fan likes to think it was right to trade santonio holmes away.


doesn't mean i wouldn't be worried about who's gunna cover the guy.

can you admit you are?

GreggyDigital
07-27-2010, 07:37 PM
Because steeler fan likes to think his team doesn't need free agents, steeler fan likes to think his team wouldn't take a flamboyant player, steeler fan likes to think it was right to trade santonio holmes away.


doesn't mean i wouldn't be worried about who's gunna cover the guy.

can you admit you are?

Would you admit it on these board?

Both of our answer will most likely be the same.

sloppy lombardi slaps
07-27-2010, 07:44 PM
Would you admit it on these board?

Both of our answer will most likely be the same.

werd.

this will be the best bengal offense i've ever seen and i remember '88

GreggyDigital
07-27-2010, 07:48 PM
werd.

this will be the best bengal offense i've ever seen and i remember '88

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UF1wOqWDVMo/RbVhpiArK2I/AAAAAAAAAAw/Eb2A7KuMcBY/s320/56095738_15d318e014_m.jpg

Are you going to play Wings of Liberty, btw?

I never got into Starcraft but I've heard Beta was pretty good.

sloppy lombardi slaps
07-27-2010, 07:51 PM
Are you going to play Wings of Liberty, btw?

I never got into Starcraft but I've heard Beta was pretty good.

yeah, ima do my best to get it for free.99 but if i can't, i'll buy it.

starcraft is the best computer game of all time.

GreggyDigital
07-27-2010, 07:53 PM
yeah, ima do my best to get it for free.99 but if i can't, i'll buy it.

starcraft is the best computer game of all time.

The only probably is you're not Korean so you'll never be elite.

gmdino
07-27-2010, 07:53 PM
The terrible towels, nor Ray Lewis can stop it now... T.O. has completed the puzzle.

There's nothing other teams in the AFC North can do...

"Will the players please remove their masks and reveal their identities?"

Chad Ocho = Robin

T.O. = Batman

Antonio = The Green Lantern

Cedric = The Thing

Carson = Iron Man

... "what are ya gonna doooooooo, when the Bengals run wiiiiiiiiild on youuuuu???!! WHEW!!!

http://i32.tinypic.com/25u2xrd.jpg

I can safely assume you are the pink ranger in the back?
http://i26.tinypic.com/2eek03n.jpg

sloppy lombardi slaps
07-27-2010, 08:05 PM
The only probably is you're not Korean so you'll never be elite.

them koreans do love themselves some starcraft.

i'm much more concerned with my no scope than my build order though.



the game i used to own the asian kids in was marvel versus capcom 2.

Gdale Bengal
07-27-2010, 08:08 PM
The only probably is you're not Korean so you'll never be elite.

I saw those crazy korean kids playing Starcraft a looong time ago, and as far as I know, they still play starcraft today.

That's some of the scariest game play I've ever seen.

Also, I can't wait for diablo 3. I might play starcraft 2 a few times from a friend before deciding on whether or not I should purchase it, since I was the complete opposite of krazy koreans.

sloppy lombardi slaps
07-27-2010, 08:12 PM
I saw those crazy korean kids playing Starcraft a looong time ago, and as far as I know, they still play starcraft today.

That's some of the scariest game play I've ever seen.

Also, I can't wait for diablo 3. I might play starcraft 2 a few times from a friend before deciding on whether or not I should purchase it, since I was the complete opposite of krazy koreans.

they have the starcraft world championship every year in korea, it's as big as soccer there.



no game before or since starcraft has been able to come close to how balanced it is, every player has a favorite race and 10 reasons why it's the best.

Whatever
07-27-2010, 08:50 PM
Answer me this.

Who was the last 37 year old WR to make the probowl?

Well,TO isn't making the Pro Bowl this year. TO is still a decent #1/great #2,but I don't think he's a Pro Bowl caliber guy anymore. He's not a true burner deep,but with his size and route running,he can make plays downfield. I think the two best things he gives us are the fact that he's another tall jump ball threat in the red zone to go with Gresham and he's also a good blocker,which will be a big help in the run game.

Going against him is obviously his history of blowups. San Fran was definately his fault,but as time has gone on,I pin more of Philly on McNabb. Remember McNabb's tizzy fit when the Eagles tried to use Vick in the Wildcat? However,I think a big plus for us is that TO is only on a 1 year deal,not a huge mega deal with a ton of guaranteed money like he has been in the past,so he can't afford to cause problems.

I think TO definately helps,and the offense is certainly a lot better with him. I wanted TO over Bryant in the first place. Personally,I'm not really sold on Bryant,and this helps hedge our bets for this year and buys some more time for guys like Caldwell and Shipley to develop if Bryant doesn't live up to expectations.

It is kind of a strange move from the standpoint that MB has always had the reputation of being a "cheap" owner that doesn't spend money,and it appears that he is definately looking at TO as being a guy that can take this team over the top. It helps shake the idea that MB is just content to put a crap team out there and line his pockets,and proves that he actually is trying to win.

Bmoreblitz
07-27-2010, 08:52 PM
How many Superbowls has TO helped win?

sloppy lombardi slaps
07-27-2010, 08:53 PM
Well,TO isn't making the Pro Bowl this year. TO is still a decent #1/great #2,but I don't think he's a Pro Bowl caliber guy anymore. He's not a true burner deep,but with his size and route running,he can make plays downfield. I think the two best things he gives us are the fact that he's another tall jump ball threat in the red zone to go with Gresham and he's also a good blocker,which will be a big help in the run game.

Going against him is obviously his history of blowups. San Fran was definately his fault,but as time has gone on,I pin more of Philly on McNabb. Remember McNabb's tizzy fit when the Eagles tried to use Vick in the Wildcat? However,I think a big plus for us is that TO is only on a 1 year deal,not a huge mega deal with a ton of guaranteed money like he has been in the past,so he can't afford to cause problems.

I think TO definately helps,and the offense is certainly a lot better with him. I wanted TO over Bryant in the first place. Personally,I'm not really sold on Bryant,and this helps hedge our bets for this year and buys some more time for guys like Caldwell and Shipley to develop if Bryant doesn't live up to expectations.

It is kind of a strange move from the standpoint that MB has always had the reputation of being a "cheap" owner that doesn't spend money,and it appears that he is definately looking at TO as being a guy that can take this team over the top. It helps shake the idea that MB is just content to put a crap team out there and line his pockets,and proves that he actually is trying to win.

when mike brown talked about TO and spoke about how people can make mistakes and learn from them, he might have been talking about himself as well.

Luvnit2
07-27-2010, 09:32 PM
How many Superbowls has TO helped win?
Same amount as Boldin, Mason and Stallworth

gmdino
07-27-2010, 09:38 PM
How many Superbowls has TO helped win?

Exactly one less than Ray Ray...

http://i30.tinypic.com/105pq4j.jpg

But, to be fair, TO never killed anyone...


:thumbsup:

GreggyDigital
07-28-2010, 07:31 AM
I saw those crazy korean kids playing Starcraft a looong time ago, and as far as I know, they still play starcraft today.

That's some of the scariest game play I've ever seen.

Also, I can't wait for diablo 3. I might play starcraft 2 a few times from a friend before deciding on whether or not I should purchase it, since I was the complete opposite of krazy koreans.

Really looking forward to D3. I still play D2. Problem is it's probably not coming out til 2155. At least Blizzcon will tell us the 5th character and maybe when they think Beta will happen.