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Buckeyehitman
11-07-2007, 11:30 AM
I hear that the Green Lantern might declare.....I say we make him an Offensive lineman, only downside is that if we play the steelers in those ugly oldschool unis they could get through his defense pretty quick (because they wear yellow).:cool:
ThePekoSquad
11-07-2007, 02:06 PM
Name: Where's Waldo
Position: CB
Est 40 Time: 3.7
Bench Press: 3 times.
Projected Round: Middle 1st- Early 2nd
Pros: The guy can disguse very well, which might help out the Bengals defense who only had 12 sacks total this year. He can pop out at you, and when you think you have him beat, it is only a toy. Waldo might be the best cover corner in this draft, but what do I know?
Cons: He disappers it seems when targeted. He does have a lack of hands, and lack of leadership, that is why he is not a top 10 pick.
Buckeyehitman
11-07-2007, 02:55 PM
Name: Where's Waldo
Position: CB
Est 40 Time: 3.7
Bench Press: 3 times.
Projected Round: Middle 1st- Early 2nd
Pros: The guy can disguse very well, which might help out the Bengals defense who only had 12 sacks total this year. He can pop out at you, and when you think you have him beat, it is only a toy. Waldo might be the best cover corner in this draft, but what do I know?
Cons: He disappers it seems when targeted. He does have a lack of hands, and lack of leadership, that is why he is not a top 10 pick.
Waldo would look good in stripes though:rotf:
1st rd pick the Bengals select "Thing" DT takle
Bengal Dude
11-07-2007, 04:17 PM
The Flash:
40 time: 0.02 sec
Bench: 19 times, he used the hummingbird method
Vertical: 4 miles
He's a very solid RB. I think he could be that "speed" back we've been waiting for. He's listed a 2nd round prospect because he's had some nagging hamstring injuries while in college.
Bengal Dude
11-07-2007, 04:34 PM
Okay, I got a good report on a prospect we looked at last year.
Our favorite player from NPU (North Pole University), Santa Claus.
He decided to return for another season, but he'll declare this time around. He is an accomplished NT and would justify a switch to the 3-4 for us.
He is known for taking up to 3 defenders at one time. Yet, he's got amazing speed. He's go the ability to span the entire world in a single night. He's had some health problems which has decreased his stock to the third round.
I think this would be a solid pick for us. There's another prospect, the Abominable Snowman, he's the NT from NPSU. He tends to get a little violent and rowdy in games. He has questionable character which has dropped him to the 5th round. He could be a second option if someone takes Santa Claus in front of us.
ThePekoSquad
11-07-2007, 06:13 PM
Okay, I got a good report on a prospect we looked at last year.
Our favorite player from NPU (North Pole University), Santa Claus.
He decided to return for another season, but he'll declare this time around. He is an accomplished NT and would justify a switch to the 3-4 for us.
He is known for taking up to 3 defenders at one time. Yet, he's got amazing speed. He's go the ability to span the entire world in a single night. He's had some health problems which has decreased his stock to the third round.
I think this would be a solid pick for us. There's another prospect, the Abominable Snowman, he's the NT from NPSU. He tends to get a little violent and rowdy in games. He has questionable character which has dropped him to the 5th round. He could be a second option if someone takes Santa Claus in front of us.
Also I would like to have Lucy from the Peanuts School of the Hard Knocks as our placekicker in the 7th round.
Buckeyehitman
11-07-2007, 09:32 PM
Bullseye is an interesting prospect. We could take him as a backup QB, and bring him in to confuse the defense.
I mean I saw this guy throw a piece of his own hair through a needle 50 yards away. That's accuracy!!!
Bengal Dude
11-07-2007, 10:48 PM
How about Solomon Grundy?
http://www.johnrozum.com/images/solomongrundy.jpg
I think he could be a solid DE. He's strong against the run and pass. He's also a zombie-like thing, so I don't think he ages. He could be a real long-term solution to our D-line.
Buckeyehitman
11-07-2007, 10:57 PM
How about Solomon Grundy?
http://www.johnrozum.com/images/solomongrundy.jpg
I think he could be a solid DE. He's strong against the run and pass. He's also a zombie-like thing, so I don't think he ages. He could be a real long-term solution to our D-line.
He's good, but I like Juggernaut better. He's like the Fridge used to be for the Bears, he can play Defense and could double as a FB for short yardage/goal line situations.
Bengal Dude
11-07-2007, 10:58 PM
He's good, but I like Juggernaut better. He's like the Fridge used to be for the Bears, he can play Defense and could double as a FB for short yardage/goal line situations.
Very true. And he'd let everybody know who he was after every play. :lol::ninja:
Buckeyehitman
11-07-2007, 11:01 PM
Very true. And he'd let everybody know who he was after every play. :lol::ninja:
Just like Warren Sapp:rotf:
Bengal Dude
11-07-2007, 11:11 PM
http://www.karmataxi.de/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/njt.png
Anybody for the New Justice Team?
yorkshirebengal
11-08-2007, 05:06 PM
http://www.allaboutduncan.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/rhino-a-5001.jpg
Name - The Rhino
40 Time - 4.5
Bench - 59
Prediction - Top 20 Pick
i think rhino could be the guy we need in the MLB position, he is very rarely injured which will be great to hear since our MLB's drop like flies. he storms through anyone that stands in his way he will be a total sack machine as offensive linemen will not be able to contain him. his coverage skills are also very good as at 6'11 he can basically pick the ball out of the sky and has come up with many interceptions this year at KU (Kingpin University)
We Need This Guy In Stripes!!!:tiger:
http://m.blog.hu/he/helyesiras/image/manbearpig_th.jpg
ManBearPig
Height - 7'4"
Weight - 325 pounds
40 time: 4.7s
Bench Reps: 437
Prediction - Late 1st round
Half Man, Half Bear & Half Pig, he tears his opposition apart. Pure raw talent at this point in his career, he does have character issues as he doesn't care who he's hitting, as long as he's hurting them.
Bengal Dude
11-08-2007, 05:45 PM
http://www.0033worldnavi.com/featured_city/en/oslo/images/santa3.jpg
http://home.att.net/~raidcon/juggernaut.jpg
http://www.hulklibrary.com/hulk/images/hulk-from-the-movie.jpg
http://www.johnrozum.com/images/solomongrundy.jpg
NOW that is an amazing D-line. No one would ever get through us.
ThePekoSquad
11-08-2007, 05:47 PM
http://m.blog.hu/he/helyesiras/image/manbearpig_th.jpg
ManBearPig
Height - 7'4"
Weight - 325 pounds
40 time: 4.7s
Bench Reps: 437
Prediction - Late 1st round
Half Man, Half Bear & Half Pig, he tears his opposition apart. Pure raw talent at this point in his career, he does have character issues as he doesn't care who he's hitting, as long as he's hurting them.
Only one person can stop ManBearPig.
Al Gore.
Only one person can stop ManBearPig.
Al Gore.
As we all know, Gore is well past his prime :lol:
ThePekoSquad
11-08-2007, 06:21 PM
As we all know, Gore is well past his prime :lol:
:rotf:
He is the new Andre Wadsworth of the NFL
Bengal Dude
11-08-2007, 11:20 PM
How about the savior of Imaginationland?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/20/Butters.svg/200px-Butters.svg.png
He could imagine us an unbeatable team.
cinc4ever1
11-08-2007, 11:59 PM
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/3197/hemanvillainslz3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)The Bengals new Defense.
Buckeyehitman
11-09-2007, 12:16 PM
http://www.allaboutduncan.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/rhino-a-5001.jpg
Name - The Rhino
40 Time - 4.5
Bench - 59
Prediction - Top 20 Pick
i think rhino could be the guy we need in the MLB position, he is very rarely injured which will be great to hear since our MLB's drop like flies. he storms through anyone that stands in his way he will be a total sack machine as offensive linemen will not be able to contain him. his coverage skills are also very good as at 6'11 he can basically pick the ball out of the sky and has come up with many interceptions this year at KU (Kingpin University)
We Need This Guy In Stripes!!!:tiger:
He actually might be a better DT or DE.
Bengal Dude
11-11-2007, 01:59 AM
Could we have any of these guys play on offense and defense? I think Rhino could make a great red zone RB.
cinc4ever1
11-13-2007, 12:22 AM
Could we have any of these guys play on offense and defense? I think Rhino could make a great red zone RB.
Man he would be dangerous as a RB.
Bengal Dude
11-13-2007, 12:29 AM
Man he would be dangerous as a RB.
He runs through brick walls like they're binder paper. What would he do to a human body?
Oh the humanity.
Buckeyehitman
11-13-2007, 01:14 AM
Theres a kid that can literally play EVERY postion on the football field.
He runs a 1.0 40 yard dash. He's got strength enough to play OL and DL, and he hits like a ton of bricks. Oh and you HAVE to see this kid throw.....MY GOD.
Check him out, his name is Clark Kent and he comes from town in Kansas................Smallville, I believe?
OneTwistedGamer
11-14-2007, 08:55 AM
I hear Wolverine could be availbe in the third round. I know he has some charracter issues with anger but he would make a great linebacker because he would never get hurt and if say he was hurt he would heal quicker.
Ruki Motomiya
11-15-2007, 01:50 PM
Name: Roger Goodell
Position: QB
Est 40 Time: 4.5
Bench Press: -1 Times. Seriously.
Projected Round: Top 3.
Pros: Can use stupid penalities to move opposing team backwards, allowing him to be a great player on D. Can suspend players for longer then they should be then not bother looking at their appeals.
Cons: Cannot throw, run, or do much anything other then the above. However, this is no problem, as he can alter the rules so he needs not to do those.
OneTwistedGamer
11-15-2007, 03:29 PM
Name: Roger Goodell
Position: QB
Est 40 Time: 4.5
Bench Press: -1 Times. Seriously.
Projected Round: Top 3.
Pros: Can use stupid penalities to move opposing team backwards, allowing him to be a great player on D. Can suspend players for longer then they should be then not bother looking at their appeals.
Cons: Cannot throw, run, or do much anything other then the above. However, this is no problem, as he can alter the rules so he needs not to do those.
I am sorry to break it to you but Mike does not like Goodell so he would never draft him and hopefully we are not that bad that we have a top 3 pick.
Ruki Motomiya
11-15-2007, 05:20 PM
I am sorry to break it to you but Mike does not like Goodell so he would never draft him and hopefully we are not that bad that we have a top 3 pick.
Hence, IMAGINATIONLAND!
*Grabs carpet*
SQUADALAH! WE'RE OFF!
*Flies off in CD-i*
bengals_in_miami
11-15-2007, 08:05 PM
Name: Chuck Norris
Position: whatever the h e l l chuck norris wants to play
Est 40 Time: Chuck Norris
Bench Press: Earth
Projected Round: Top Pick
Pros: Chuck Norris has all pros and no cons, anyone who says otherwise will receive a swift roundhouse kick to the genitals and right earlobe simultaneously
Cons: might kill other team with roundhouse kicks. if he feels like it, and chuck norris is ALWAYS in the mood fro killin'
OneTwistedGamer
11-16-2007, 07:53 AM
Hence, IMAGINATIONLAND!
*Grabs carpet*
SQUADALAH! WE'RE OFF!
*Flies off in CD-i*
I was just messing around
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