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Beaker
07-23-2007, 09:05 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070723/capt.3b555a56349d4a12bcc5ebcf5a8b0e52.steelers_cam p_football_paks104.jpg
Showing he's a little light in the loafers, wines hard auditions for Lord of the Dance.

MikeSchank
07-23-2007, 09:06 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070723/capt.3b555a56349d4a12bcc5ebcf5a8b0e52.steelers_cam p_football_paks104.jpg
Showing he's a little light in the loafers, wines hard auditions for Lord of the Dance.

Yeah, that photo is just inexcusable. Seriously.

The Bat
07-23-2007, 09:12 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070723/capt.3b555a56349d4a12bcc5ebcf5a8b0e52.steelers_cam p_football_paks104.jpg
Showing he's a little light in the loafers, wines hard auditions for Lord of the Dance.


That headband looks familiar....

http://www.vujer.com/material/files/Reno_911_Miami_dumsnut.jpg

The Bat
07-23-2007, 09:13 PM
Yeah, that photo is just inexcusable. Seriously.


Much like all of your posts to date... [;)]

MikeSchank
07-23-2007, 09:19 PM
Yeah, that photo is just inexcusable. Seriously.


Much like all of your posts to date... [;)]

The only thing funnier than your clever post is the fact that your signature belies the ridiculous degree to which the Steelers totally own Cincy. Genius!

The Bat
07-23-2007, 09:25 PM
Yeah, that photo is just inexcusable. Seriously.


Much like all of your posts to date... [;)]

The only thing funnier than your clever post is the fact that your signature belies the ridiculous degree to which the Steelers totally own Cincy. Genius!

So you really don't get the joke do you? I guess it is on you then.

MikeSchank
07-23-2007, 09:29 PM
Yeah, that photo is just inexcusable. Seriously.


Much like all of your posts to date... [;)]

The only thing funnier than your clever post is the fact that your signature belies the ridiculous degree to which the Steelers totally own Cincy. Genius!

So you really don't get the joke do you? I guess it is on you then.

You're the joke, and no, I don't get you.

Beaker
07-23-2007, 09:32 PM
You're the joke, and no, I don't get you.

"I know you are, but what am I" smack is always so powerful.

The Bat
07-23-2007, 09:35 PM
Yeah, that photo is just inexcusable. Seriously.


Much like all of your posts to date... [;)]

The only thing funnier than your clever post is the fact that your signature belies the ridiculous degree to which the Steelers totally own Cincy. Genius!

So you really don't get the joke do you? I guess it is on you then.

You're the joke, and no, I don't get you.

Aww... wow you really cut me on that one...

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/8850/laughjpg2lc.jpg

Pro Joey 1427
07-23-2007, 09:40 PM
You're the joke, and no, I don't get you.

"I know you are, but what am I" smack is always so powerful.

Shutup Beaker or he'll revert to "My daddy can beat up your's" smack.

Beaker
07-23-2007, 09:41 PM
Shutup Beaker or he'll revert to "My daddy can beat up your's" smack.
If he does I'll just tell him my mom can beat up his dad.

MikeSchank
07-23-2007, 09:42 PM
Shutup Beaker or he'll revert to "My daddy can beat up your's" smack.
If he does I'll just tell him my mom can beat up his dad.

If she's an Ohioan I wouldn't be surprised.

MikeSchank
07-23-2007, 09:43 PM
Yeah, that photo is just inexcusable. Seriously.


Much like all of your posts to date... [;)]

The only thing funnier than your clever post is the fact that your signature belies the ridiculous degree to which the Steelers totally own Cincy. Genius!

So you really don't get the joke do you? I guess it is on you then.

You're the joke, and no, I don't get you.

Aww... wow you really cut me on that one...

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/8850/laughjpg2lc.jpg

Bat, glad to see you're as remarkably content to be lame as you ever were.

Beaker
07-23-2007, 09:45 PM
Bat, glad to see you're as remarkably content to be lame as you ever were.
No wonder youre attracted to him.

sloppy lombardi slaps
07-23-2007, 09:45 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070723/capt.3b555a56349d4a12bcc5ebcf5a8b0e52.steelers_cam p_football_paks104.jpg



i'm making this year's cast of west side story dammit these other clowns have nothing on these moves....

sloppy lombardi slaps
07-23-2007, 09:47 PM
The only thing funnier than your clever post is the fact that your signature belies the ridiculous degree to which the Steelers totally own Cincy. Genius!


You were a missed chip shot away from getting swept last year. remember that.

Beaker
07-23-2007, 09:49 PM
You were a missed chip shot away from getting swept last year. remember that.
Are you referring to his conception?

MikeSchank
07-23-2007, 09:50 PM
The only thing funnier than your clever post is the fact that your signature belies the ridiculous degree to which the Steelers totally own Cincy. Genius!


You were a missed chip shot away from getting swept last year. remember that.

The Steelers still own you. Remember that.

Beaker
07-23-2007, 09:53 PM
The Steelers still own you. Remember that.

By own, do you mean finishing behind us in the division...two yrs in a row?

The Bat
07-23-2007, 09:55 PM
Bat, glad to see you're as remarkably content to be lame as you ever were.

You love it and you know it troll...

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9432/franksinatra2yk7.jpg

I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool.

MikeSchank
07-23-2007, 10:02 PM
Bat, glad to see you're as remarkably content to be lame as you ever were.

You love it and you know it troll...

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9432/franksinatra2yk7.jpg

I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool.

In your 30 posts I'm still waiting for you to type a joke you actually thought of by yourself.

Beaker
07-23-2007, 10:08 PM
In your 30 posts I'm still waiting for you to type a joke you actually thought of by yourself.
Bat, what were we thinking? How can we presume to compete with a guy with smack as cutting edge as this?

MikeSchank
07-23-2007, 10:09 PM
In your 30 posts I'm still waiting for you to type a joke you actually thought of by yourself.
Bat, what were we thinking? How can we presume to compete with a guy with smack as cutting edge as this?

You can't. That's why it's so easy to school both of you simultaneously. Just like always.

Beaker
07-23-2007, 10:12 PM
You can't. That's why it's so easy to school both of you simultaneously. Just like always.
Those delusions of "ownership" seem mighty familiar.

The Bat
07-23-2007, 10:16 PM
You can't. That's why it's so easy to school both of you simultaneously. Just like always.
Those delusions of "ownership" seem mighty familiar.



Man that is familiar... And still as lame as ever.

The Bat
07-23-2007, 10:17 PM
In your 30 posts I'm still waiting for you to type a joke you actually thought of by yourself.
Bat, what were we thinking? How can we presume to compete with a guy with smack as cutting edge as this?

You can't. That's why it's so easy to school both of you simultaneously. Just like always.

Sound's like your talking to "Mr. Winky" there Mikey. Give your right hand a rest....

Steely_J
07-23-2007, 10:34 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070723/capt.3b555a56349d4a12bcc5ebcf5a8b0e52.steelers_cam p_football_paks104.jpg
Showing he's a little light in the loafers, wines hard auditions for Lord of the Dance.


"Ain't no WAY Chad's gonna out-dance me this year! And 3 and 4, and bend and twist and..."

CalSteeler
07-23-2007, 10:38 PM
And yet Hines has never had a bleached blond mohawk and gold fronts. Rough trade anyone??

Beaker
07-23-2007, 10:40 PM
And yet Hines has never had a bleached blond mohawk and gold fronts. Rough trade anyone??

I'll take those over the G @y aunt jemima look any day.

34inXXIII
07-23-2007, 10:41 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070723/capt.3b555a56349d4a12bcc5ebcf5a8b0e52.steelers_cam p_football_paks104.jpg
Did Hines get a Captain Morgan endorsement?

Steely_J
07-23-2007, 10:49 PM
And yet Hines has never had a bleached blond mohawk and gold fronts. Rough trade anyone??

I'll take those over the G @y aunt jemima look any day.


Yeah... Hines looks totally gay with a rag on his head, where as your team leader is straight as an arrow...

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w83/darthpace/palmer1hd.jpg
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/sports.aol.com/fanhouse/media/2007/05/palmerdog3.jpg

bengals_in_miami
07-23-2007, 10:58 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070723/capt.3b555a56349d4a12bcc5ebcf5a8b0e52.steelers_cam p_football_paks104.jpg
Did Hines get a Captain Morgan endorsement?
http://www.paravia.com/DonMaitz/Version3/Artwork/Pirates/CaptainMorgan/images/CaptainMorgan2.jpgEdit: He's facing the wrong way!

34inXXIII
07-23-2007, 11:04 PM
Edit: He's facing the wrong way!
Well, in keeping with the theme of the thread, maybe he goes both ways. [:P]

CalSteeler
07-23-2007, 11:11 PM
And yet Hines has never had a bleached blond mohawk and gold fronts. Rough trade anyone??

I'll take those over the G @y aunt jemima look any day.


However you prefer your men is no business of mine Beeker.

Cobra Commander
07-23-2007, 11:12 PM
Yeah... Hines looks totally gay with a rag on his head, where as your team leader is straight as an arrow...

Oh really...

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/3909/steelerschamps37zh0.jpg
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http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/4094/brokebackwai0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Steely_J
07-23-2007, 11:14 PM
Yeah... Hines looks totally gay with a rag on his head, where as your team leader is straight as an arrow...

Oh really...

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/3909/steelerschamps37zh0.jpg
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/4094/brokebackwai0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



Yet again....

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.aolsportsblog.com/media/2007/05/palmerpenisfark.jpg

Cobra Commander
07-23-2007, 11:17 PM
Yet again....

Hmmm...

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/889/0206au0020ma3903az1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The Bat
07-23-2007, 11:23 PM
Yeah... Hines looks totally gay with a rag on his head, where as your team leader is straight as an arrow...

Oh really...

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/3909/steelerschamps37zh0.jpg


Funny hat http://a793.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00215/29/70/215780792_s.jpg

Steely_J
07-23-2007, 11:24 PM
Yet again....

Hmmm...

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/889/0206au0020ma3903az1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/8330/caulkcopyac1.jpg

Cobra Commander
07-23-2007, 11:40 PM
http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/8330/caulkcopyac1.jpg

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/5210/wardcv2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


"I haven't had this many pairs of balls to play with since the last after game shower last season"

Steely_J
07-23-2007, 11:55 PM
http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/8330/caulkcopyac1.jpg

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/5210/wardcv2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


"I haven't had this many pairs of balls to play with since the last after game shower last season"


The DUDE... was THROATING.... A SAUSAGE!

[:D]

FOR AN AD! hahaha

Beaker
07-24-2007, 10:43 AM
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The DUDE... was THROATING.... A SAUSAGE! FOR AN AD! hahaha

Steely, normally you hang in there pretty well. But youre getting outdistanced rapidly on this one. Its not your fault that wines gets caught in so many "compromising" situations...and they havent even gotten to the one of him in a dress yet). All you seem to have is an ad that didnt even run (that one was a prototype that was changed and never saw print). You said in another thread you pick your battles. This was a bad one for you to pick.

SteelTorch
07-24-2007, 10:58 AM
No! Bad Hines, bad! I guess someone forgot to tell him that the knot's supposed to go in the back when you wear a bandana. [:O]

Buckeyehitman
07-24-2007, 01:30 PM
At least Carson got paid for those ads and is doing charity work. Hines just does this stuff on his own!
Oh and as for the caption, here is my entry.
"Ok, the dog told me to lift the leg and..........crap I forgot to find a tree first!"

Steely_J
07-24-2007, 02:37 PM
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The DUDE... was THROATING.... A SAUSAGE! FOR AN AD! hahaha

Steely, normally you hang in there pretty well. But youre getting outdistanced rapidly on this one. Its not your fault that wines gets caught in so many "compromising" situations...and they havent even gotten to the one of him in a dress yet). All you seem to have is an ad that didnt even run (that one was a prototype that was changed and never saw print). You said in another thread you pick your battles. This was a bad one for you to pick.



Pshhh.... You're trying to say that a Pic of Hines Ward bowling is gayer than Carson giving a sausage some angry mouth lovin'?

*cough* denial *cough*

[:D]

Nice try...

BamBamRubble
07-24-2007, 02:42 PM
Here's what really made Hines cry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUGlw9s9xIY

erryyn
07-24-2007, 03:03 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070723/capt.3b555a56349d4a12bcc5ebcf5a8b0e52.steelers_cam p_football_paks104.jpg



Oh ... oh ... ugh ... uhnnnnn .... more ... fiber ... can't get it moving .... uhnnn .... *gasp* ... can't shake it loose.

Steely_J
07-24-2007, 03:07 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070723/capt.3b555a56349d4a12bcc5ebcf5a8b0e52.steelers_cam p_football_paks104.jpg



Oh ... oh ... ugh ... uhnnnnn .... more ... fiber ... can't get it moving .... uhnnn .... *gasp* ... can't shake it loose.






Even in the offseason, he still battles the Browns. [:D]

sloppy lombardi slaps
07-24-2007, 03:27 PM
Here's what really made Hines cry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUGlw9s9xIY


That was an LB the size of a safety (225 pound caleb miller) this year ahmad brooks and his 260 pounds will be knocking that prison B__ dew rag off of hines' head

Bengalized
07-24-2007, 04:33 PM
Shutup Beaker or he'll revert to "My daddy can beat up your's" smack.
If he does I'll just tell him my mom can beat up his dad.

If she's an Ohioan I wouldn't be surprised.

...says the poster who's avatar looks like a hippie version of the comic book guy from the Simpsons...

Beaker
07-24-2007, 06:51 PM
Pshhh.... You're trying to say that a Pic of Hines Ward bowling is gayer than Carson giving a sausage some angry mouth lovin'?

*cough* denial *cough*

[:D]

Nice try...

Actually what Im saying is multiple pics of wines, over many years, in situations such as crying, wearing a dress, fondling balls, and assorted other questionable circumstances easily tops a pic of carson in an ad that wasnt even used. Now who's in denial?

Steely_J
07-24-2007, 07:31 PM
Pshhh.... You're trying to say that a Pic of Hines Ward bowling is gayer than Carson giving a sausage some angry mouth lovin'?

*cough* denial *cough*

[:D]

Nice try...

Actually what Im saying is multiple pics of wines, over many years, in situations such as crying, wearing a dress, fondling balls, and assorted other questionable circumstances easily tops a pic of carson in an ad that wasnt even used. Now who's in denial?


Apparently you if you think the ad wasn't used! [H]

BamBamRubble
07-24-2007, 08:10 PM
Pshhh.... You're trying to say that a Pic of Hines Ward bowling is gayer than Carson giving a sausage some angry mouth lovin'?

*cough* denial *cough*

[:D]

Nice try...

Actually what Im saying is multiple pics of wines, over many years, in situations such as crying, wearing a dress, fondling balls, and assorted other questionable circumstances easily tops a pic of carson in an ad that wasnt even used. Now who's in denial?


Breaking up is hard to do.....

http://i18.tinypic.com/5250jly.jpg

DaveBauer34
07-25-2007, 12:37 AM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070723/capt.3b555a56349d4a12bcc5ebcf5a8b0e52.steelers_cam p_football_paks104.jpg
"Boy, i make millions of dollars, play professional football, and was super bowl mvp, so i don't really care what some losers on an nfl message board think of me wearing this on my head while doing warm ups."
something like that?[H]

Steely_J
07-25-2007, 10:50 AM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070723/capt.3b555a56349d4a12bcc5ebcf5a8b0e52.steelers_cam p_football_paks104.jpg
"Boy, i make millions of dollars, play professional football, and was super bowl mvp, so i don't really care what some losers on an nfl message board think of me wearing this on my head while doing warm ups."
something like that?[H]

Tupac didn't care either.
http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060912/060912_tupac_vmed_11a.widec.jpg

The Bat
07-26-2007, 09:00 AM
Tupac didn't care either.
http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060912/060912_tupac_vmed_11a.widec.jpg


Yes, and he got shot dead... [;)]

Long Time Bengal Fan
07-26-2007, 10:16 AM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070723/capt.3b555a56349d4a12bcc5ebcf5a8b0e52.steelers_cam p_football_paks104.jpg
Showing he's a little light in the loafers, wines hard auditions for Lord of the Dance.

If Emmit can do Dancing With The Stars so can I!

Steely_J
07-26-2007, 10:20 PM
Tupac didn't care either.
http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060912/060912_tupac_vmed_11a.widec.jpg


Yes, and he got shot dead... [;)]


Must have been the bandana. [H]

The Bat
07-26-2007, 10:28 PM
Tupac didn't care either.
http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060912/060912_tupac_vmed_11a.widec.jpg


Yes, and he got shot dead... [;)]


Must have been the bandana. [H]


Another famous bandana
http://www.the-forum.com/advert/images/auntjem.jpg

Bengaltime
07-26-2007, 10:43 PM
Pshhh.... You're trying to say that a Pic of Hines Ward bowling is gayer than Carson giving a sausage some angry mouth lovin'?

*cough* denial *cough*

[:D]

Nice try...

Actually what Im saying is multiple pics of wines, over many years, in situations such as crying, wearing a dress, fondling balls, and assorted other questionable circumstances easily tops a pic of carson in an ad that wasnt even used. Now who's in denial?


Breaking up is hard to do.....

http://i18.tinypic.com/5250jly.jpg

Can you say....Schmackkk!
Nice job BB

Bengaltime
07-26-2007, 10:48 PM
Who's the new troll? http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q60/jackzimmer/MikeSchank.jpg
Must have something for Paul McCartney...

Steely_J
07-27-2007, 12:11 AM
Tupac didn't care either.
http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060912/060912_tupac_vmed_11a.widec.jpg


Yes, and he got shot dead... [;)]


Must have been the bandana. [H]


Another famous bandana
http://www.the-forum.com/advert/images/auntjem.jpg


One of my favs...
http://www.montrealfilmjournal.com/dat/pic/M0000646.jpg

Captain Obvious
07-27-2007, 04:24 PM
Actually Hines does do charity work. He travels with the Pittsburgh Steelers traveling basketball team during the off-season and plays basketball for chairty. At one point he played 3 weeks straight and would've played more, but his agent told him to take a day off and rest.

Bengals fan for years
07-28-2007, 09:45 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070723/capt.3b555a56349d4a12bcc5ebcf5a8b0e52.steelers_cam p_football_paks104.jpg
Did Hines get a Captain Morgan endorsement?
only little captain in hines is his pet gerbil
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Cincinnati.Belle
07-28-2007, 10:40 PM
Classic! [:D] LOL