The Official "Bat" "Beaker" "JoeFlo" & "MikeSchank" Smack Thread...

[Steely_J]

Ok... have at it guys. Try to keep the ball in your own court.. and no power serves Beak.. you put the ball through Mrs. From Florence's window and just about gave her a heart attack.

Now play nice!

[The Bat]

Ok... have at it guys. Try to keep the ball in your own court.. and no power serves Beak.. you put the ball through Mrs. From Florence's window and just about gave her a heart attack.

Now play nice!

Playing nice is not part of the Bat's game plan bro... You know you want to smack that tool but he's a Steeler fan, so you have to keep your distance. I know. I feel your pain. [;)]

[Joe from Florence]

hahaha, we think alike.....(is that a good thing or bad thing?)
I was thinking about a thread like this since reading the mental midgets posts....it is clear he was previously banned but I don't want him banned.....We haven't had anyone here that was so easy to smack around since cintuckian got himself banned.

I think this could make this off-season pretty enjoyable....I think we'll just keep the little tool around awhile....he's like our little pet rat that we'll feed with smacks each day just to keep him alive.

[The Bat]

hahaha, we think alike.....(is that a good thing or bad thing?)
I was thinking about a thread like this since reading the mental midgets posts....it is clear he was previously banned but I don't want him banned.....We haven't had anyone here that was so easy to smack around since cintuckian got himself banned.

I think this could make this off-season pretty enjoyable....I think we'll just keep the little tool around awhile....he's like our little pet rat that we'll feed with smacks each day just to keep him alive.

http://www.almaer.com/blog/archives/images/yes-please.jpg

[Steely_J]

our little pet rat that we'll feed with smacks each day just to keep him alive.


http://www.minimus.biz/images/F25-2509113-4100bg.jpg

[Steely_J]

Ok... have at it guys. Try to keep the ball in your own court.. and no power serves Beak.. you put the ball through Mrs. From Florence's window and just about gave her a heart attack.

Now play nice!

Playing nice is not part of the Bat's game plan bro... You know you want to smack that tool but he's a Steeler fan, so you have to keep your distance. I know. I feel your pain. [;)]


[:)]

All I can say is that I pick and choose my battles... and I'll leave it at that! [H]

[The Bat]

Ok... have at it guys. Try to keep the ball in your own court.. and no power serves Beak.. you put the ball through Mrs. From Florence's window and just about gave her a heart attack.

Now play nice!

Playing nice is not part of the Bat's game plan bro... You know you want to smack that tool but he's a Steeler fan, so you have to keep your distance. I know. I feel your pain. [;)]


[:)]

All I can say is that I pick and choose my battles... and I'll leave it at that! [H]

http://www.oralchelation.com/wednesday/previous/images/impeachgal41.jpg
Yeah, and Bill "did not have sex with THAT woman"... [8-)]

[Joe from Florence]

where oh where is our little kibble and bits mike skank?
is he out getting another makeover?
if so i really hope they go light on the rouge this time......his cheeks are so rosey thats the only way i can tell him apart from Tommy Chong

[Steely_J]

where oh where is our little kibble and bits mike skank?
is he out getting another makeover?
if so i really hope they go light on the rouge this time......his cheeks are so rosey thats the only way i can tell him apart from Tommy Chong


Just scrolling up there's only one thing that describes this thread...

http://www.catppalu.com/c-images/picture1091735673.gif

[The Bat]

where oh where is our little kibble and bits mike skank?
is he out getting another makeover?
if so i really hope they go light on the rouge this time......his cheeks are so rosey thats the only way i can tell him apart from Tommy Chong


Just scrolling up there's only one thing that describes this thread...

http://www.catppalu.com/c-images/picture1091735673.gif


Hey, you started it [6]

[Steely_J]

where oh where is our little kibble and bits mike skank?
is he out getting another makeover?
if so i really hope they go light on the rouge this time......his cheeks are so rosey thats the only way i can tell him apart from Tommy Chong


Just scrolling up there's only one thing that describes this thread...

http://www.catppalu.com/c-images/picture1091735673.gif


Hey, you started it [6]


Like I said.. I pick and choose my battles. [6]

[Jom112]

I leave you guys alone for 5 minutes and all heck breaks loose...

[Beaker]

http://www.catppalu.com/c-images/picture1091735673.gif

Its been awhile since I could sink my teeth into something.

[sloppy lombardi slaps]

without somebody to smack this is more of a circle J than a thread

[Steely_J]

without somebody to smack this is more of a circle J than a thread


And it looks like the bread just arrived,...

[SmallAxe]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/8583/threaddlr9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Steely_J]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/8583/threaddlr9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

You forgot...

d)
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/sports.aol.com/fanhouse/media/2007/05/palmerdog3.jpg

[The Bat]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/8583/threaddlr9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

You forgot...

d)
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/sports.aol.com/fanhouse/media/2007/05/palmerdog3.jpg

Fair enough

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9798/capt3b555a56349d4a12bccdw8.jpg = http://www.vujer.com/material/files/Reno_911_Miami_dumsnut.jpg

[Steely_J]

Yes Bat,

But on a scale of 1 to Gay (1 being Hines and Gay being Palmer) He did shove the meat in his mouth and take a picture....

I feel dirty just typing that. [:$]

[Pro Joey 1427]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/8583/threaddlr9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

You forgot...

d)
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/sports.aol.com/fanhouse/media/2007/05/palmerdog3.jpg

Yeah, and let's throw in these just to make it fair:
e)
http://images.art.com/images/products/large/12158000/12158853.jpg(BEFORE)
f)
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060206/060206_steelers_hlrg_7a.hlarge.jpg(AFTER)

[The Bat]

Yes Bat,

But on a scale of 1 to Gay (1 being Hines and Gay being Palmer) He did shove the meat in his mouth and take a picture....

I feel dirty just typing that. [:$]


How about 1 being a Bengals fan and Gay being the certain overuse of a photo by a certain Steeler fan?

I'm not naming names... [;)]

[Steely_J]

Haha... nice one PJ...

See I tried to google a response image of Carson celerating a championship with one of his teammates, but then I remembered the Bengals haven't ever won anything... so ..

do'h... you got me! [H]

[Steely_J]

Yes Bat,

But on a scale of 1 to Gay (1 being Hines and Gay being Palmer) He did shove the meat in his mouth and take a picture....

I feel dirty just typing that. [:$]


How about 1 being a Bengals fan and Gay being the certain overuse of a photo by a certain Steeler fan?

I'm not naming names... [;)]


Hahaha... oh that pic wont die... and considering how often the Hines crying pic was used.. I'd say I have plenty of life left in this one. [:D]

[Joe from Florence]

Yes Bat,

But on a scale of 1 to Gay (1 being Hines and Gay being Palmer) He did shove the meat in his mouth and take a picture....

I feel dirty just typing that. [:$]


How about 1 being a Bengals fan and Gay being the certain overuse of a photo by a certain Steeler fan?

I'm not naming names... [;)]


Hahaha... oh that pic wont die... and considering how often the Hines crying pic was used.. I'd say I have plenty of life left in this one. [:D]

ok, i'm confused.....i see Carson eating a hotdog...what exactley do you see him doing Steely? please tell. What does a hot dog mean in your everyday life?

[Cobra Commander]

Yes Bat,

But on a scale of 1 to Gay (1 being Hines and Gay being Palmer) He did shove the meat in his mouth and take a picture....

I feel dirty just typing that. [:$]


How about 1 being a Bengals fan and Gay being the certain overuse of a photo by a certain Steeler fan?

I'm not naming names... [;)]


Hahaha... oh that pic wont die... and considering how often the Hines crying pic was used.. I'd say I have plenty of life left in this one. [:D]
Correction: Hines crying pics. Plural. [;)]

[Steely_J]

Yes Bat,

But on a scale of 1 to Gay (1 being Hines and Gay being Palmer) He did shove the meat in his mouth and take a picture....

I feel dirty just typing that. [:$]


How about 1 being a Bengals fan and Gay being the certain overuse of a photo by a certain Steeler fan?

I'm not naming names... [;)]


Hahaha... oh that pic wont die... and considering how often the Hines crying pic was used.. I'd say I have plenty of life left in this one. [:D]

ok, i'm confused.....i see Carson eating a hotdog...what exactley do you see him doing Steely? please tell. What does a hot dog mean in your everyday life?


Coming from the dude who see's something gay out of Ben and Marvel sitting in training camp, I think you know all too well what Carson's ad looks like. [:D]

And let's not forget his cornhole classic.... [:^)][H]

[Joe from Florence]

Coming from the dude who see's something gay out of Ben and Marvel sitting in training camp, I think you know all too well what Carson's ad looks like. [:D]

And let's not forget his cornhole classic.... [:^)][H]

again, i don't understand what a hotdog is in your world?
could you please explain [:D]
and cornhole...what a classic game, you know they are making a movie out of it....what does cornhole mean to you?
I'm starting to worry about you Steely.......should i be concerned? [;)]

[Steely_J]

Coming from the dude who see's something gay out of Ben and Marvel sitting in training camp, I think you know all too well what Carson's ad looks like. [:D]

And let's not forget his cornhole classic.... [:^)][H]

again, i don't understand what a hotdog is in your world?
could you please explain [:D]
and cornhole...what a classic game, you know they are making a movie out of it....what does cornhole mean to you?
I'm starting to worry about you Steely.......should i be concerned? [;)]


Shut up Joe! I'm not gonna answer that.. I'm too busy counting all my money! [:D][:D][:D] [H]

[sloppy lombardi slaps]

Yes Bat,












Coming from the dude who see's something gay out of Ben and Marvel sitting in training camp, I think you know all too well what Carson's ad looks like. [:D]



talk about your freudian slip.

[SmallAxe]

Yes Bat,

But on a scale of 1 to Gay (1 being Hines and Gay being Palmer) He did shove the meat in his mouth and take a picture....

I feel dirty just typing that. [:$]


How about 1 being a Bengals fan and Gay being the certain overuse of a photo by a certain Steeler fan?

I'm not naming names... [;)]


Hahaha... oh that pic wont die... and considering how often the Hines crying pic was used.. I'd say I have plenty of life left in this one. [:D]

ok, i'm confused.....i see Carson eating a hotdog...what exactley do you see him doing Steely? please tell. What does a hot dog mean in your everyday life?

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/1466/ownedxu0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Steely_J]

Yes Bat,

But on a scale of 1 to Gay (1 being Hines and Gay being Palmer) He did shove the meat in his mouth and take a picture....

I feel dirty just typing that. [:$]


How about 1 being a Bengals fan and Gay being the certain overuse of a photo by a certain Steeler fan?

I'm not naming names... [;)]


Hahaha... oh that pic wont die... and considering how often the Hines crying pic was used.. I'd say I have plenty of life left in this one. [:D]

ok, i'm confused.....i see Carson eating a hotdog...what exactley do you see him doing Steely? please tell. What does a hot dog mean in your everyday life?

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/1466/ownedxu0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Exactly... that's pretty much what the Palmer ad looks like! [H]

[SmallAxe]

Yes Bat,

But on a scale of 1 to Gay (1 being Hines and Gay being Palmer) He did shove the meat in his mouth and take a picture....

I feel dirty just typing that. [:$]


How about 1 being a Bengals fan and Gay being the certain overuse of a photo by a certain Steeler fan?

I'm not naming names... [;)]


Hahaha... oh that pic wont die... and considering how often the Hines crying pic was used.. I'd say I have plenty of life left in this one. [:D]

ok, i'm confused.....i see Carson eating a hotdog...what exactley do you see him doing Steely? please tell. What does a hot dog mean in your everyday life?

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/1466/ownedxu0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Exactly... that's pretty much what the Palmer ad looks like! [H]

To you maybe... to you...

[sloppy lombardi slaps]

Yes Bat,

But on a scale of 1 to Gay (1 being Hines and Gay being Palmer) He did shove the meat in his mouth and take a picture....

I feel dirty just typing that. [:$]


How about 1 being a Bengals fan and Gay being the certain overuse of a photo by a certain Steeler fan?

I'm not naming names... [;)]


Hahaha... oh that pic wont die... and considering how often the Hines crying pic was used.. I'd say I have plenty of life left in this one. [:D]

ok, i'm confused.....i see Carson eating a hotdog...what exactley do you see him doing Steely? please tell. What does a hot dog mean in your everyday life?

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/1466/ownedxu0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Exactly... that's pretty much what the Palmer ad looks like! [H]


Wow you sure do see only what you want to see.

[Steely_J]

"To you maybe!"

"What YOU want to see!"



Such STING... such moral OUTRAGE!

Hahahaha.. you guys and your double standards! Love it! [H]

[sloppy lombardi slaps]

"What YOU want to see!"





i see a guy getting sack-tap dominated, you see a good time

[Joe from Florence]

Exactly... that's pretty much what the Palmer ad looks like! [H]

it looks like two wrestlers wrestling?
now i'm really confused steely....what does a hamburger mean in your world?

[Pro Joey 1427]

Haha... nice one PJ...

See I tried to google a response image of Carson celerating a championship with one of his teammates, but then I remembered the Bengals haven't ever won anything... so ..

do'h... you got me! [H]

You must be mistaken. This pic had nothing to do with a championship. That "XL" you see in the bottom left corner of the pic was the size of Bettis's underpanties that day. What did you think it meant?

[Steely_J]

Exactly... that's pretty much what the Palmer ad looks like! [H]

it looks like two wrestlers wrestling?
now i'm really confused steely....what does a hamburger mean in your world?


[:D]

[The Bat]

Exactly... that's pretty much what the Palmer ad looks like! [H]

it looks like two wrestlers wrestling?
now i'm really confused steely....what does a hamburger mean in your world?

"Steely's world" confuses and frightens me...
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/2/22/Unfrozen_Caveman_Lawyer.jpg

[Joe from Florence]

well mike SKANK hasn't been back since his beating the other night....so one of two things happened.......he ran with his tail between his legs, or the utility company finally shut off his electric for non payment and he has no way to get back online

[Steely_J]

well mike SKANK hasn't been back since his beating the other night....so one of two things happened.......he ran with his tail between his legs, or the utility company finally shut off his electric for non payment and he has no way to get back online

Yeah... I wonder why he decided to argue with you guys in just about EVERY OTHER THREAD.. just not this one....

I just don't get it... then again,.. I'M just a caveman... FRIGHTENED by your... technologies... strange lights and sounds.... are they controlled by spirits? I don't know!

[Joe from Florence]

well mike SKANK hasn't been back since his beating the other night....so one of two things happened.......he ran with his tail between his legs, or the utility company finally shut off his electric for non payment and he has no way to get back online

Yeah... I wonder why he decided to argue with you guys in just about EVERY OTHER THREAD.. just not this one....

I just don't get it... then again,.. I'M just a caveman... FRIGHTENED by your... technologies... strange lights and sounds.... are they controlled by spirits? I don't know!

I don't know either....but i do know one thing is for sure.......an animal that gives us Bacon, Ham, and Pork Chops must be a magical animal!!!!!!

[Steely_J]

well mike SKANK hasn't been back since his beating the other night....so one of two things happened.......he ran with his tail between his legs, or the utility company finally shut off his electric for non payment and he has no way to get back online

Yeah... I wonder why he decided to argue with you guys in just about EVERY OTHER THREAD.. just not this one....

I just don't get it... then again,.. I'M just a caveman... FRIGHTENED by your... technologies... strange lights and sounds.... are they controlled by spirits? I don't know!

I don't know either....but i do know one thing is for sure.......an animal that gives us Bacon, Ham, and Pork Chops must be a magical animal!!!!!!


http://i.xanga.com/LiL_kisSes/homer-drool.gif

[SmallAxe]

Burn them, Ralphie, burn them all...
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/1537/ralphxt5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Buckeyehitman]

Pig: Good morning Adam, today I'm featuring mouth watering pork ribs, tuck in then
Homer (as Adam reaching into pig and pulling out ribs): I gave Eve (marge) a rib once, and now she's gone.
Pig: Wow, one whole rib, well aren't you the plucky one sir.

[The Bat]

well mike SKANK hasn't been back since his beating the other night....so one of two things happened.......he ran with his tail between his legs, or the utility company finally shut off his electric for non payment and he has no way to get back online

He's sitting it out in the trailer park reading up on "Smack Talk for Dummies"

[Beaker]

Yeah...like he can read.

[SmallAxe]

Most of your guys' jokes would probably go right over his head anyway...
yuo guys, your fancy college words, and your high-intellect smacking style...



::rolls eyes::

[Joe from Florence]

looking the the old threads of past...this one brought back some great memories

[Bengalzona]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae3l9dF2UNw

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/85/Sgtpepperdvd.jpg

[Stewy]

looking the the old threads of past...this one brought back some great memories

Someone needs to go back and fix all of those broken quotes. Tough to be nostalgic about somethnig that loses it's punch due to being ureadable. ;)

[ICKYSHUFFLE]

Yes Bat,

But on a scale of 1 to Gay (1 being Hines and Gay being Palmer) He did shove the meat in his mouth and take a picture....

I feel dirty just typing that. [:$]

One man getting a funny feeling in his pants from watching another man eat a hot dog is just:what::eek:

[pleadtheFIF]

who in the blue hell is mike skank? I must have missed out on something overly hillarious durring the offseason.

[ICKYSHUFFLE]

who in the blue hell is mike skank? I must have missed out on something overly hillarious durring the offseason.

I was wondering the same thing.

[ballsofsteel]

You guys are the greatest.

http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/cc344/bogey219/hillbillydog2.png

[Chop Block]

Yes Bat,

But on a scale of 1 to Gay (1 being Hines and Gay being Palmer) He did shove the meat in his mouth and take a picture for me.. fixed it for you steely..

I feel dirty just typing that. [:$] Steely likes seeing meat hanging..he hides in the lockerroom taking pictures..:lol:

[Beaker]

You guys are the greatest.

http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/cc344/bogey219/hillbillydog2.png

At least youre finally spelling muppet correctly.

[meanJoe]

You guys are the greatest.

http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/cc344/bogey219/hillbillydog2.png


Those three are quite a trio, but was it necessary to call them Brown's fans?.... MuppetDawg and BatDawg may call on JoeDawg to post another "personal attack" sticky.:lol:

[The Bat]

Those three are quite a trio, but was it necessary to call them Brown's fans?.... MuppetDawg and BatDawg may call on JoeDawg to post another "personal attack" sticky.:lol:

The "personal attack" angle is only for the weak.

P.S. I like dogs. B)

[Beaker]

The "personal attack" angle is only for the weak.

i.e. steeler fans

I like dogs too.

[Joe from Florence]

Those three are quite a trio, but was it necessary to call them Brown's fans?.... MuppetDawg and BatDawg may call on JoeDawg to post another "personal attack" sticky.:lol:
it's sad isn't it? that the three of us still have more teeth than your entire family


how's that for a personal attack?:denny: