Caption this QB

[Beaker]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg
Even when he is having erotic fantasies of hairy pittsburgh women, ben still only requires a small towel to hide the "evidence".

[Joe from Florence]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg
"This is crap!!!! since when do we actually have to work in training camp!?!"

[Union Man]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg
Even when he is having erotic fantasies of hairy pittsburgh women, ben still only requires a small towel to hide the "evidence".

'Twas the day during practice, when all through the field
Not a Steeler was stirring, not even big Jen;
The stocking was hung by his groin with care,
In hopes that someone soon would notice it there;
The players were nestled all snug in their pads,
While visions of Chryslers danced in his head;
And the old lady in her New Yorker, and Ben in bare head,
Had just met on the road to re-enact last season's wreck,
When out on the field there arose such a clatter,
Jen sprang from his feet to see what was the matter.
Away from the bench he flew like a flash,
Tore open his mouth and threw up on Slash.
The sun on the breast of the new-fallen players
Gave the lustre of mid-day to persons below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But miniature players, dressed in tiny rain gear,
With a little young coach, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Tomlin.
More rapid than eagles his defense they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Woodley! now, Timmons! now, Colclough and Smith!
On, Haggans! on Polamalu! on, Keisel and Foote!
To the top of the bench! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! and try not to fall!"
As dry jocks that before the wild games fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, they pray for their bye,
So up to the bleachers-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of linemen, and St. Tomlin too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the field
The prancing and pawing of Ward's dance troop.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the field St. Tomlin came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of pads he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler wacked out on crack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin just would not grow,
The stump of a playbook he held tight in his teeth,
And the plays he had circled would surely get them beat;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly green coach,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And felt behind Jen's stocking; and gave him a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He fell to the ground, from the smell that arose;
He sprang to his feet, to his team gave a tale,
And away they all flew to avoid such a smell.
But I heard him exclaim, as he ran out of sight,
"Good seasons to all, and to all we won't fight

[calell83]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg
"This is crap!!!! since when do we actually have to work in training camp!?!"

Thats funny, mainly cause it is true

[Cavey911]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg


I can't believe Ward ate the whole thing!!! Didn't even miss a drop.

[Joe from Florence]

that was pretty good Union Man

[Union Man]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg
Even when he is having erotic fantasies of hairy pittsburgh women, ben still only requires a small towel to hide the "evidence".

I can't believe nobody noticed, that'll be the last time I shave my legs for the team.

[Buckeyehitman]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg
I don't know whose idea it was to put a glory hole in the locker room, but my **** are singing "o come all ye faithful." Yo Ward...why you coming outta that booth man?

[philhos]

No caption is necessary:
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/philhos/fartingben.jpg

[philhos]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg


I can't believe Ward ate the whole thing!!! Didn't even miss a drop.

But, Carson can "go longer!"
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/sports.aol.com/fanhouse/media/2007/05/palmerdog3.jpg

[Dr.Johnny Fever]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg




Thanks coach, I never knew riding the stationary bike with out the seat could be such a work out.

[Steely_J]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg
Even when he is having erotic fantasies of hairy pittsburgh women, ben still only requires a small towel to hide the "evidence".

'Twas the day during practice, when all through the field
Not a Steeler was stirring, not even big Jen;
The stocking was hung by his groin with care,
In hopes that someone soon would notice it there;
The players were nestled all snug in their pads,
While visions of Chryslers danced in his head;
And the old lady in her New Yorker, and Ben in bare head,
Had just met on the road to re-enact last season's wreck,
When out on the field there arose such a clatter,
Jen sprang from his feet to see what was the matter.
Away from the bench he flew like a flash,
Tore open his mouth and threw up on Slash.
The sun on the breast of the new-fallen players
Gave the lustre of mid-day to persons below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But miniature players, dressed in tiny rain gear,
With a little young coach, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Tomlin.
More rapid than eagles his defense they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Woodley! now, Timmons! now, Colclough and Smith!
On, Haggans! on Polamalu! on, Keisel and Foote!
To the top of the bench! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! and try not to fall!"
As dry jocks that before the wild games fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, they pray for their bye,
So up to the bleachers-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of linemen, and St. Tomlin too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the field
The prancing and pawing of Ward's dance troop.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the field St. Tomlin came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of pads he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler wacked out on crack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin just would not grow,
The stump of a playbook he held tight in his teeth,
And the plays he had circled would surely get them beat;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly green coach,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And felt behind Jen's stocking; and gave him a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He fell to the ground, from the smell that arose;
He sprang to his feet, to his team gave a tale,
And away they all flew to avoid such a smell.
But I heard him exclaim, as he ran out of sight,
"Good seasons to all, and to all we won't fight


Jesus Christ... anymore no-talent Bengals fans wanna bite off my sig? If you want a sig.. I can make you one. I've made them before.. it's no biggy.

But seriously... be original.

[Steely_J]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg

*moments after Lexi left the scene*

Ben: "Whew... man... we have GOT to get Cheerleaders like those Ben-Gals"

[Major Bludd]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg


Owwy Hinsey poo, we better use lube next time.

[Bengals fan for years]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg

Oh man I sure miss my sister

[Union Man]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg
Even when he is having erotic fantasies of hairy pittsburgh women, ben still only requires a small towel to hide the "evidence".

'Twas the day during practice, when all through the field
Not a Steeler was stirring, not even big Jen;
The stocking was hung by his groin with care,
In hopes that someone soon would notice it there;
The players were nestled all snug in their pads,
While visions of Chryslers danced in his head;
And the old lady in her New Yorker, and Ben in bare head,
Had just met on the road to re-enact last season's wreck,
When out on the field there arose such a clatter,
Jen sprang from his feet to see what was the matter.
Away from the bench he flew like a flash,
Tore open his mouth and threw up on Slash.
The sun on the breast of the new-fallen players
Gave the lustre of mid-day to persons below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But miniature players, dressed in tiny rain gear,
With a little young coach, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Tomlin.
More rapid than eagles his defense they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Woodley! now, Timmons! now, Colclough and Smith!
On, Haggans! on Polamalu! on, Keisel and Foote!
To the top of the bench! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! and try not to fall!"
As dry jocks that before the wild games fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, they pray for their bye,
So up to the bleachers-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of linemen, and St. Tomlin too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the field
The prancing and pawing of Ward's dance troop.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the field St. Tomlin came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of pads he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler wacked out on crack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin just would not grow,
The stump of a playbook he held tight in his teeth,
And the plays he had circled would surely get them beat;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly green coach,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And felt behind Jen's stocking; and gave him a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He fell to the ground, from the smell that arose;
He sprang to his feet, to his team gave a tale,
And away they all flew to avoid such a smell.
But I heard him exclaim, as he ran out of sight,
"Good seasons to all, and to all we won't fight


Jesus Christ... anymore no-talent Bengals fans wanna bite off my sig? If you want a sig.. I can make you one. I've made them before.. it's no biggy.

But seriously... be original.



Nothings more original than getting under your skin smellyj. I've made plenty of sigs too, but right now I'd rather irritate you and your steeler buds.

[Union Man]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg
Even when he is having erotic fantasies of hairy pittsburgh women, ben still only requires a small towel to hide the "evidence".

And then this one time at band camp.........

[Buckeyehitman]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg
And then back in nineteen diggity two.....

[Murdock2420]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg

Helmet, why do I always forget the damn helmet.............

[Buckeyehitman]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg
I can never remember how many steps to take on a 3 step drop.

[philhos]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/ksm0383l.jpg

[Sandwedge]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg
Even when he is having erotic fantasies of hairy pittsburgh women, ben still only requires a small towel to hide the "evidence".
"Oh god, someone call the press I hurt my big toe!!"

[Sandwedge]

It was just then Little Jen realized why everyone was laughing, because he had mistakenly put his tampon on outside of his uniform..

[philhos]

In retaliation for Ben not wearing socks and creating quite a stench in his shoes, Jim Bob, the equipment manager, manages to slip some ecstasy into Ben's Gatorade.

[Buckeyehitman]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....wha? huh? QB drills? Why? I'm QB 1 for the Steelers, and I won you a Superbowl........no need to train, besides...how much better do you honestly expect me to get. zzzzzzzzzzzz

[Murdock2420]

In retaliation for Ben not wearing socks and creating quite a stench in his shoes, Jim Bob, the equipment manager, manages to slip some ecstasy into Ben's Gatorade.

Was it ectasy or was he perhaps sampling some of Jamal Lewis' product?

[philhos]

I updated my update of Steely's sig.
Tell me what you think:
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/philhos/cry.jpg

[Steely_J]

Nothings more original than getting under your skin smellyj. I've made plenty of sigs too, but right now I'd rather irritate you and your steeler buds.


See that's where you're wrong. You're not around enough to get under my skin, but you're the second guy in the last few weeks to steal my sig and demonstrate how much MS Paint sux. Annoying yes,.. under my skin? Not quite there.

Maybe if you were around more often and could actually produce some witty smack, then it would be funnier... sigh...

Look,.. I understand you can only get the internet a few chunks at a time after you've blown your disability check on discount live stock feed, Pabst, and bulk cans of Skyline Chili from Sam's club... but at least while you're here you could think about contributing something worthwhile to the cause.

[Steely_J]

I updated my update of Steely's sig.
Tell me what you think:
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/philhos/cry.jpg


*slaps forehead*

Thanks Phil.... hahaha [:D]

[philhos]

I updated my update of Steely's sig.
Tell me what you think:
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/philhos/cry.jpg


*slaps forehead*

Thanks Phil.... hahaha [:D]

Thought you'd like it. [;)]
Hey, at least I'm not using it for a sig.

[Whatever]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg
Uhhh...I don't feel so good. Doc Rydze said those 5 extra CC's would go a long way to getting to that Chris Benoit physique I've always wanted. Now I'm going to die on this bench. I don't know whether to puke or choke that little kid in the third row...

[Cincinnati.Belle]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg
Uhhh...I don't feel so good. Doc Rydze said those 5 extra CC's would go a long way to getting to that Chris Benoit physique I've always wanted. Now I'm going to die on this bench. I don't know whether to puke or choke that little kid in the third row...


" Thank God for this towel! Wouldn't want the guys to see I just creamed my jock strap!"

Oh did I just say that? Bad Belle![;)]

[Steely_J]

Bad Belle![;)]


I like where this is going....

http://www.botanicalbeautylab.com/blokes/HolyGrail091.jpg

[Buckeyehitman]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg
Uhhh...I don't feel so good. Doc Rydze said those 5 extra CC's would go a long way to getting to that Chris Benoit physique I've always wanted. Now I'm going to die on this bench. I don't know whether to puke or choke that little kid in the third row...

That was in poor taste.

[oasiswr]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg



Benny says ,"Man, Coach Cowher's new found energy during his retirement is quite astonishing,he rode my arse all night.Oh,oh,oh that feels so much better moving legs out more,and I barely hear the fart. I did fart right? Yup White Castles,beer,and eggs--- oops I almost threw up a little.Now that's some potent gas man."


Side note : That's so beyond alternative lifestyle for a guy to shave the legs. lol[+o(]

[Union Man]

Nothings more original than getting under your skin smellyj. I've made plenty of sigs too, but right now I'd rather irritate you and your steeler buds.


See that's where you're wrong. You're not around enough to get under my skin, but you're the second guy in the last few weeks to steal my sig and demonstrate how much MS Paint sux. Annoying yes,.. under my skin? Not quite there.

Maybe if you were around more often and could actually produce some witty smack, then it would be funnier... sigh...

Look,.. I understand you can only get the internet a few chunks at a time after you've blown your disability check on discount live stock feed, Pabst, and bulk cans of Skyline Chili from Sam's club... but at least while you're here you could think about contributing something worthwhile to the cause.



I'm around a lot more often than you think, just during the off-season I rarely see anything worth posting about. Thanks for the advice though, I will start working on witty smack. Of course I doubt you would know any if it hit you between the eyes. As far as what I spend my money on, Pabst is not my choice, nor is Skyline. But the livestock feed is dead on, you never know when you're going to run into a girl from Pittsburgh.

[buck-I-bengal]

"Hines' head should be between my shaved legs right about now."

[IgnoreME]

Lol I didnt even realize he had shaved legs... that just opens up a whole nother can of worms

[Steely_J]

I updated my update of Steely's sig.
Tell me what you think:
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/philhos/cry.jpg


*slaps forehead*

Thanks Phil.... hahaha [:D]

Thought you'd like it. [;)]
Hey, at least I'm not using it for a sig.


That's right.. some people have sig cooth. [H]

[philhos]

I updated my update of Steely's sig.
Tell me what you think:
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/philhos/cry.jpg


*slaps forehead*

Thanks Phil.... hahaha [:D]

Thought you'd like it. [;)]
Hey, at least I'm not using it for a sig.


That's right.. some people have sig cooth. [H]

What'd you call my wife? [:@]

[Dr.Johnny Fever]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg



Side note : That's so beyond alternative lifestyle for a guy to shave the legs. lol[+o(]


next he'll be painting his nails black and wearing eye shadow. Can you say metro sexual?

[Still 'bout the Burgh]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg

"I wonder how I'm going to end the Bengals Season this year"

[Cavey911]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg



I wish the 'burgh was here... My how looked nice in that cheerleaders outfit last night. Need to buy him some more vasiline.

[Cincinnati.Belle]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i252/Neici904/5c7b.jpg
OOOH, not there Big Bus!

[Rayne]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg
Even when he is having erotic fantasies of hairy pittsburgh women, ben still only requires a small towel to hide the "evidence".

Stayed up all night shaving my legs.....man, I'm pooped.

[shutupandplay]

As long as i sit down that gerbil will never get out.

[philhos]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg
Did dog fighting really spring up from rap music? Or has it been around for hundreds of years?

[JS-Steelerfan]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg
Uhhh...I don't feel so good. Doc Rydze said those 5 extra CC's would go a long way to getting to that Chris Benoit physique I've always wanted. Now I'm going to die on this bench. I don't know whether to puke or choke that little kid in the third row...

That was in poor taste.

Yeah, I thought so too. Then again, quite a few of the posts in this thread are in bad taste.

[RicksaMilCop]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg"man, I wish the Big girl fan would come back, and remove the bench as well"

[BobGeeFromPGH]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg


Let's see...I got my shirt but think it is the wrong size, and these pants seem a little short and what is this Maxi pad gonna do instaed of my jock and oh yea socks ...think I need a pair of socks...oh Damn where is Jerome when I need him....Well maybe one of the other guys can help me get dressed...

[BamBamRubble]

http://i17.tinypic.com/6c3znug.jpg

Notice the limp wrists, and the rug burns on his knees?
Notice the helmet marks on his big bulbous head? Meaning he was actually using one!
Notice the fan.....his only one?
No socks? Did he wad them up, and stuff them in his jock?

[Captain Obvious]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg



I knew I shouldn't have had that extra bean burrito.

[Ill Will]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg

Ay-yiyi mi estomago!
I have to stop going A-2-M!!!

[bnglfan4evr]

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I believe I'll have a bite 'cause it waaaaaay too easy to screw with Ol' yeller and black.


BTW: Caption: "Let me see....I think she said..click my heels together and say....there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home...."

[Steely_J]

<--------------------------------------------------

I believe I'll have a bite 'cause it waaaaaay too easy to screw with Ol' yeller and black.


BTW: Caption: "Let me see....I think she said..click my heels together and say....there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home...."


Another nubcake bitin' off my sig. Yinz guys are pathetic.

[philhos]

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I believe I'll have a bite 'cause it waaaaaay too easy to screw with Ol' yeller and black.


BTW: Caption: "Let me see....I think she said..click my heels together and say....there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home...."


Another nubcake bitin' off my sig. Yinz guys are pathetic.

You know, Steely, if this keeps up, I'm going to be obligated to use this as my new sig:
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/philhos/cry.jpg
[;)]

[Long Time Bengal Fan]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg

Man, I really hate it when this time of the month comes around!
[:)]

[PDUB]

HAHA

[Turk88]

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/Caught.in.the.Act/images/4.jpg




I have to remember to say thanks to Hines for letting me use this gerbil!