Yo Mama...

[CINwillWIN]

There a few years back someone started this kind of thread...I looked and couldn't find it so, I am making a new one.

I have recently come across some new "Yo Mama" jokes and wanted to know if anyone else would mind sharing theirs...?

"My Momma is so poor she opened a gmail account to eat the spam..."

[dilligaf]

Yo momma was so ugly as a child, her momma had to tie a pork chop around her neck, just to get the dog to play with her.

[CINwillWIN]

Yo Mama is like a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it!

Yo Mama is like a Christmas tree - everybody hangs balls on her.

[bearcatbob]

Yo mama is so ugly and her vajayjay leaks oil.

[dilligaf]

Yo momma is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.

[Who_dey_hooligan]

Yo mama so old, she has a bible autographed by Jesus.
Yo mama so old, got said let their be light and she flipped the switch
Yo mama so old, she writes in heiroglyphics
Yo mama so poor, she was walking down the street with one show, and I said hey did you lose a shoe? And she said, no I found one.
Yo mama is so poor, she opened a G mail account so she could eat the spam.
Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo mama so dumb, I said it was chili outside and she ran out with a spoon
Yo mama so fat, when she wears red everyone yells, "HEY kool aid!"


Just a few I know off the top of my head:thumbsup:

[CINwillWIN]

Yo mama is so ugly and her vajayjay leaks oil.

I'm going to need a ruling on this one....Mellow :lol:

Yo Mama is like a stamp - you lick her, then stick her, and finally then send her away.

Yo Mama is like an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 25 cents and lasts 30 seconds.

[Who_dey_hooligan]

Yo mama is so fat, she could occupy wall street all by herself

[CINwillWIN]

Yo mama is so fat, she could occupy wall street all by herself

That's fat. Mellow

Yo Mama So Stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

[dilligaf]

Yo momma is like a gumball machine, you put a penny in and get a piece.

[Rattler]

Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

[SunsetBengal]

According to yo daddy...

Yo momma like herpes, one good time then stuck with it forever...

[BengalYankee]

Yo momma teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet.

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[ishouldbegm]

yo mama is so easy she went to new orleans once and that is how the town got it's nickname

[Rattler]

Your mama so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world

[BengalYankee]

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.


Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/12/acf42f8c-1bd3-4884-af60-614479988eae.jpg

[SunsetBengal]

Yo momma so stank that the police academy use her for cadeaver dog training.

[finso]

Yo momma is so fat.....she has to look in the mirror to tie her shoes.
Yo momma is so fat....when she steps on the scale, it reads "one at a time please."
Yo momma is so fat...she uses hula-hoops to hold up her socks.
Yo momma is so black...when she attends night school, they mark her absent.

[Steeler Eater]

Yo mama so far even Roflmaoberger turned her down.Mellow

[bradfritz21]

Yo momma is so dirty, I had a wet dream about her and woke up with crabs.

[Rattler]

Yo momma so hairy, when your brother was born he died from rug burn.

[THEBURG]

Yo mamma has been turned down, more times than a bed sheet.

Yo mamma so ugly, when I looked up the word ugly, her picture was beside it.

[SunsetBengal]

Yo momma so ugly that planned parenthood put her picture on their birth control posters.

[jmccracky]

Yo Mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. :tongue:

[SunsetBengal]

Yo momma so fat that when she went to the beach they called PETA to come save the whale.

[Eleden]

http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/meh.ro6129.jpg

[CINwillWIN]

Yo Mama So Stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo Mama So Stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

[Slappy from New Haven]

Yo momma is so nasty Banjanxed won't pee on her

[Bryan]

Yo Mama so fat when she gets heartburn it starts a grease fire.

[dilligaf]

Yo momma is so fat, you can smack her leg and ride the wave.

Yo momma is so fat, she once cut herself and bled gravy.

Yo momma is so fat, her butt has it's own zip code.

[THEBURG]

Yo mamma so ugly, her parents used to sit her in a conner, and feed her with a sling shot.

[THEBURG]

Yo momma so fat, if she was told to haul azz, she would have to make two trips.

[BengalYankee]

http://neo-fringe.com/nimg.php?fn=your-mother-serves-more-requests-than-http.jpg&f=areas/a3/f3773.jpg

[CINwillWIN]

http://www.somethingofthatilk.com/comics/123.jpg

[HarleyDog]

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[Interceptor]

Yo momma's so fat, when she jogs she leaves potholes.

Yo momma's so fat, when she dines out she looks at the menu and says "Okay."

Yo momma's so fat, her dress size is "To be continued...."

Yo momma's so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo momma's so skinny, she can run through a closed door.

Yo momma's so fat, she's got three smaller women orbiting around her.

Yo momma's like an old shoe - used and very loose.

California: Yo momma's so poor, your breasts are real.

[Interceptor]

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy she looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.