Fan_in_Kettering
04-28-2012, 08:24 PM
A Minnesota woman decided to get adventurous and buy all the equipment she needed to go ice fishing.
She went to the local lake and set up with her fishing poles, new campsite stool, a nice picnic basket full of goodies, and proceeded to cut a hole in the ice. Soon, she was fishing away like a pro.
Suddenly, she heard a loud voice from above:
"THERE ARE NO FISH IN THERE!"
She decided to move her site to the other side of the frozen lake. She set up again, cut another circle in the ice, and started fishing.
Sure enough, the loud voice called out to her again:
"THERE ARE NO FISH IN THERE!"
This time she moved to the very end of the frozen lake. She set up, cut another circle in the ice and sat for awhile, hoping she wouldn't hear the loud voice again. She just knew she had just the right spot to catch a few fish. Again, the loud voice rang out and scared her, but she thought she was in the presence of something divine.
"THERE ARE NO FISH IN THERE!"
The woman looked up and asked, "LORD, is that You?"
"NO, YA DUMB BLONDE! THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE SKATING RINK!" .
She went to the local lake and set up with her fishing poles, new campsite stool, a nice picnic basket full of goodies, and proceeded to cut a hole in the ice. Soon, she was fishing away like a pro.
Suddenly, she heard a loud voice from above:
"THERE ARE NO FISH IN THERE!"
She decided to move her site to the other side of the frozen lake. She set up again, cut another circle in the ice, and started fishing.
Sure enough, the loud voice called out to her again:
"THERE ARE NO FISH IN THERE!"
This time she moved to the very end of the frozen lake. She set up, cut another circle in the ice and sat for awhile, hoping she wouldn't hear the loud voice again. She just knew she had just the right spot to catch a few fish. Again, the loud voice rang out and scared her, but she thought she was in the presence of something divine.
"THERE ARE NO FISH IN THERE!"
The woman looked up and asked, "LORD, is that You?"
"NO, YA DUMB BLONDE! THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE SKATING RINK!" .