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Steely_J

08-03-2007, 09:05 AM

The Cowboys... w-w-won... SuperBowl XLII

It was horrible... Cowboys fans.. EVERYWHERE... 10 Gallon Hats... more than there should ever be in one place....

NFC... talk.. talking smack...

Hold me.. someone! [:|]

philhos

08-03-2007, 09:25 AM

I don't think the NFL season can come soon enough.
On an unrelated note, I found a pic of Steely_J (he's the one on the left):
http://sixmeatbuffet.com/images/readyforfootball.jpg

Steely_J

08-03-2007, 09:30 AM

I don't think the NFL season can come soon enough.
On an unrelated note, I found a pic of Steely_J (he's the one on the left):
http://sixmeatbuffet.com/images/readyforfootball.jpg

Phil... I could NEVER get a couch that big into my doublewide... *hee haw hee haw*... [:D]

philhos

08-03-2007, 09:45 AM

I don't think the NFL season can come soon enough.
On an unrelated note, I found a pic of Steely_J (he's the one on the left):
http://sixmeatbuffet.com/images/readyforfootball.jpg

Phil... I could NEVER get a couch that big into my doublewide... *hee haw hee haw*... [:D]

But, weren't you telling me how you gotta bigger place ever since John Madden moved in? (Not to mention how he constantly annoys you by always asking if you're ready for some football.)

deviant

08-03-2007, 10:01 AM

I don't think the NFL season can come soon enough.
On an unrelated note, I found a pic of Steely_J (he's the one on the left):
http://sixmeatbuffet.com/images/readyforfootball.jpg

Phil... I could NEVER get a couch that big into my doublewide... *hee haw hee haw*... [:D]

But, weren't you telling me how you gotta bigger place ever since John Madden moved in? (Not to mention how he constantly annoys you by always asking if you're ready for some football.)

.... All you do is plug it in, open up the butter packet...

Steely_J

08-03-2007, 10:08 AM

I don't think the NFL season can come soon enough.
On an unrelated note, I found a pic of Steely_J (he's the one on the left):
http://sixmeatbuffet.com/images/readyforfootball.jpg

Phil... I could NEVER get a couch that big into my doublewide... *hee haw hee haw*... [:D]

But, weren't you telling me how you gotta bigger place ever since John Madden moved in? (Not to mention how he constantly annoys you by always asking if you're ready for some football.)

Guilty as charged... I can put up with his "BOOMs!" and "Turduckin" because he brought his Quick Pop Popcorn Popper! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-410765839142694148)

Joe from Florence

08-03-2007, 10:13 AM

I don't think the NFL season can come soon enough.
On an unrelated note, I found a pic of Steely_J (he's the one on the left):
http://sixmeatbuffet.com/images/readyforfootball.jpg

Phil... I could NEVER get a couch that big into my doublewide... *hee haw hee haw*... [:D]

plus when you sit on the couch, you automatically go to the Al Bundy sitting position....hand in the pants

philhos

08-03-2007, 10:15 AM

I don't think the NFL season can come soon enough.
On an unrelated note, I found a pic of Steely_J (he's the one on the left):
http://sixmeatbuffet.com/images/readyforfootball.jpg

Phil... I could NEVER get a couch that big into my doublewide... *hee haw hee haw*... [:D]

But, weren't you telling me how you gotta bigger place ever since John Madden moved in? (Not to mention how he constantly annoys you by always asking if you're ready for some football.)

Guilty as charged... I can put up with his "BOOMs!" and "Turduckin" because he brought his Quick Pop Popcorn Popper! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-410765839142694148)

Steely: Hey, John, how does it work?
Madden: It's simple, Steely, you just plug it in.

Rayne

08-03-2007, 10:21 AM

The Cowboys... w-w-won... SuperBowl XLII

It was horrible... Cowboys fans.. EVERYWHERE... 10 Gallon Hats... more than there should ever be in one place....

NFC... talk.. talking smack...

Hold me.. someone! [:|]

They're a good team...made the playoffs last year, the problem is.......they have to play the AFC. Any team that makes the post season from the AFC is going to beat them.

Joe from Florence

08-03-2007, 10:23 AM

The Cowboys... w-w-won... SuperBowl XLII

It was horrible... Cowboys fans.. EVERYWHERE... 10 Gallon Hats... more than there should ever be in one place....

NFC... talk.. talking smack...

Hold me.. someone! [:|]

That very well could happen.....we all know the AFC is far superior to the NFC, but we also all know that once a team makes it to the SB anything can happen, the best team doesn't always win. So the Cowboys winning it all is't too far fetched

IgnoreME

08-03-2007, 10:26 AM

Guilty as charged... I can put up with his "BOOMs!" and "Turduckin" because he brought his Quick Pop Popcorn Popper! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-410765839142694148)

I just got yelled at by my boss because I watched this and couldnt stop laughing...

Steely_J

08-03-2007, 10:50 AM

Guilty as charged... I can put up with his "BOOMs!" and "Turduckin" because he brought his Quick Pop Popcorn Popper! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-410765839142694148)

I just got yelled at by my boss because I watched this and couldnt stop laughing...

Score! One of my posts got someone yelled at by their boss! [H]

philhos

08-03-2007, 10:58 AM

Guilty as charged... I can put up with his "BOOMs!" and "Turduckin" because he brought his Quick Pop Popcorn Popper! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-410765839142694148)

I just got yelled at by my boss because I watched this and couldnt stop laughing...

Score! One of my posts got someone yelled at by their boss! [H]

And SHAME to Ghost and Joe for trying to hijack this thread and turn it into a thought-provoking, serious discussion on football.

kywcat

08-03-2007, 11:03 AM

Guilty as charged... I can put up with his "BOOMs!" and "Turduckin" because he brought his Quick Pop Popcorn Popper! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-410765839142694148)

I just got yelled at by my boss because I watched this and couldnt stop laughing...

Score! One of my posts got someone yelled at by their boss! [H]

And SHAME to Ghost and Joe for trying to hijack this thread and turn it into a thought-provoking, serious discussion on football.

Those are very common on this board. Oh and big foot lives in my garage and has a pet unicorn.

philhos

08-03-2007, 11:06 AM

Guilty as charged... I can put up with his "BOOMs!" and "Turduckin" because he brought his Quick Pop Popcorn Popper! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-410765839142694148)

I just got yelled at by my boss because I watched this and couldnt stop laughing...

Score! One of my posts got someone yelled at by their boss! [H]

And SHAME to Ghost and Joe for trying to hijack this thread and turn it into a thought-provoking, serious discussion on football.

Those are very common on this board. Oh and big foot lives in my garage and has a pet unicorn.

Do you hug him and squeeze him and love him and call him George?

BamBamRubble

08-03-2007, 11:35 AM

http://i17.tinypic.com/5y1rixl.jpg

philhos

08-03-2007, 11:48 AM

http://i17.tinypic.com/5y1rixl.jpg
What the heck is THAT piece of crap?!
Give me one of these, baby:
http://www.williamscoffeepub.com/data/medium_product_65.jpg

Pro Joey 1427

08-03-2007, 12:23 PM

I don't think the NFL season can come soon enough.
On an unrelated note, I found a pic of Steely_J (he's the one on the left):
http://sixmeatbuffet.com/images/readyforfootball.jpg

Phil... I could NEVER get a couch that big into my doublewide... *hee haw hee haw*... [:D]

But, weren't you telling me how you gotta bigger place ever since John Madden moved in? (Not to mention how he constantly annoys you by always asking if you're ready for some football.)

Guilty as charged... I can put up with his "BOOMs!" and "Turduckin" because he brought his Quick Pop Popcorn Popper! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-410765839142694148)

John: Hey folks, John Madden here for the Quick Pop Popcorn Popper. It's simple Fred, You just-
Fred: I didn't say-
John: Go F### yourself!

BamBamRubble

08-03-2007, 12:40 PM

http://i14.tinypic.com/5yrh1qr.jpg

kywcat

08-03-2007, 01:15 PM

Guilty as charged... I can put up with his "BOOMs!" and "Turduckin" because he brought his Quick Pop Popcorn Popper! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-410765839142694148)

I just got yelled at by my boss because I watched this and couldnt stop laughing...

Score! One of my posts got someone yelled at by their boss! [H]

And SHAME to Ghost and Joe for trying to hijack this thread and turn it into a thought-provoking, serious discussion on football.

Those are very common on this board. Oh and big foot lives in my garage and has a pet unicorn.

Do you hug him and squeeze him and love him and call him George?

And pet him and stroke his feathers and pet his bill....wait a minute.

Steely_J

08-03-2007, 01:43 PM

http://i14.tinypic.com/5yrh1qr.jpg

Waffles....

http://www.johnnyjet.com/image/PicForNewsletterTulumJan2007P1040016Waffles.JPG

philhos

08-03-2007, 01:50 PM

http://i14.tinypic.com/5yrh1qr.jpg

Waffles....

http://www.johnnyjet.com/image/PicForNewsletterTulumJan2007P1040016Waffles.JPG

https://ideotrope.org/pub/cache/240x240g_pub_media_photos_angela_named_pics_donkey _shrek.jpg
Donkey: "And in the morning, I'm making waffles!"
Steely: "Don't forget the ice cream, Donkey!"

Steely_J

08-03-2007, 01:52 PM

The Cowboys... w-w-won... SuperBowl XLII

It was horrible... Cowboys fans.. EVERYWHERE... 10 Gallon Hats... more than there should ever be in one place....

NFC... talk.. talking smack...

Hold me.. someone! [:|]

They're a good team...made the playoffs last year, the problem is.......they have to play the AFC. Any team that makes the post season from the AFC is going to beat them.

Did you know that the NFC spawned from rap music?

philhos

08-03-2007, 01:54 PM

The Cowboys... w-w-won... SuperBowl XLII

It was horrible... Cowboys fans.. EVERYWHERE... 10 Gallon Hats... more than there should ever be in one place....

NFC... talk.. talking smack...

Hold me.. someone! [:|]

They're a good team...made the playoffs last year, the problem is.......they have to play the AFC. Any team that makes the post season from the AFC is going to beat them.

Did you know that the NFC spawned from rap music?

And that the AFC spawned from rock 'n roll?

kywcat

08-03-2007, 02:00 PM

The Cowboys... w-w-won... SuperBowl XLII

It was horrible... Cowboys fans.. EVERYWHERE... 10 Gallon Hats... more than there should ever be in one place....

NFC... talk.. talking smack...

Hold me.. someone! [:|]

They're a good team...made the playoffs last year, the problem is.......they have to play the AFC. Any team that makes the post season from the AFC is going to beat them.

Did you know that the NFC spawned from rap music?

And that the AFC spawned from rock 'n roll?

I once heard the trout spawn after fighting their way upstream through rapids. Or something like that.

philhos

08-03-2007, 05:09 PM

The Cowboys... w-w-won... SuperBowl XLII

It was horrible... Cowboys fans.. EVERYWHERE... 10 Gallon Hats... more than there should ever be in one place....

NFC... talk.. talking smack...

Hold me.. someone! [:|]

They're a good team...made the playoffs last year, the problem is.......they have to play the AFC. Any team that makes the post season from the AFC is going to beat them.

Did you know that the NFC spawned from rap music?

And that the AFC spawned from rock 'n roll?

I once heard the trout spawn after fighting their way upstream through rapids. Or something like that.

If Spawn spawned a child, would Spawn named the spawned spawn Spawn Jr.?
http://www.samhartgraphics.com/img/spawn.jpg

deviant

08-06-2007, 10:00 AM

If Spawn spawned a child, would Spawn named the spawned spawn Spawn Jr.?http://www.samhartgraphics.com/img/spawn.jpg

If a fat kid falls down, but no one is around to see it... is it still funny?

philhos

08-06-2007, 10:18 AM

Yes.

pdub2005

08-06-2007, 10:45 AM

The Cowboys... w-w-won... SuperBowl XLII

It was horrible... Cowboys fans.. EVERYWHERE... 10 Gallon Hats... more than there should ever be in one place....

NFC... talk.. talking smack...

Hold me.. someone! [:|]

They're a good team...made the playoffs last year, the problem is.......they have to play the AFC. Any team that makes the post season from the AFC is going to beat them.

Plus theres the whole issue of Tony Romo's consistency. If he proves to be the QB of the first half of the season then this is a dangerous team, but if the Tony Romo of the second half comes out then this team will have it self some severe problems.
AFC dominance should continue to ensue, as long as Lovie Smith doesn't realize that Rex Grossman isn't the answer.