Why I Think The Bengals' Time Here Is Short

[FanFromCan]

I know the bengals are actually becoming somewhat of a favourite, and I will probably be flamed for this AND I like them a lot too.

Let me explain my position

Articles written by a lot of people have pointed out the lack of ability in the Bengals stringing together multiple strong seasons.

I just think there is so much more versatile and untapped teams that do this every season.

IMO i think the 3 teams we should root are as follows:

(insert some bandwagon team, or awful team from Pennsylvania/Maryland here)

- They usually get to the playoffs

- Ray Rice initials are R R

- Big Ben never actually got charged for rape

- Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers omg!!!

- Like some other garbage inserted here

Disclaimer - The only info I am basing this on is from sources that I don't feel like putting out there for the sake of the sources..

[Jason]

Not sure what u mean...

[Millz]

50 post rule

[bradfritz21]

I've read over your post four times and I still have no clue what point you're trying to make or what you're trying to argue because it seems to argue one point and then finish with an unrelated topic and it does it three times or so.

I'm highly confused.

[J24]

old we get it the Shipley thread was stupid!

[bfine32]

Looks like somebody celebrated the 4th a little too much.

[The Mysterious J Walker]

Originally Posted by Jason

Not sure what u mean...

He's trying to capitalize on the success of the wildly popular "Shipley's time is short" thread, and it's less well-received parody, "Daltons time is short". How the critics will view this latest iteration is anyone's guess, but the less responses, the less likely we'll see yet another one of these.

[TheLeonardLeap]

Originally Posted by Millz

50 post rule

50 post rule, literacy rule, parody thread of a parody thread rule, doesn't make sense rule...

Not sure if those last three rules are real rules, but maybe if I say they are, it might catch on.

[DennyG2]

Originally Posted by FanFromCan

I know the bengals are actually becoming somewhat of a favourite, and I will probably be flamed for this AND I like them a lot too.

Let me explain my position

Articles written by a lot of people have pointed out the lack of ability in the Bengals stringing together multiple strong seasons.

I just think there is so much more versatile and untapped teams that do this every season.

IMO i think the 3 teams we should root are as follows:

(insert some bandwagon team, or awful team from Pennsylvania/Maryland here)

- They usually get to the playoffs

- Ray Rice initials are R R

- Big Ben never actually got charged for rape

- Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers omg!!!

- Like some other garbage inserted here

Disclaimer - The only info I am basing this on is from sources that I don't feel like putting out there for the sake of the sources..

What on gods green earth are you trying to say here young man?

[BengalsRocker]

Originally Posted by TheLeonardLeap

50 post rule, literacy rule, parody thread of a parody thread rule, doesn't make sense rule...

Not sure if those last three rules are real rules, but maybe if I say they are, it might catch on.

I'm loosing my mind on the spelling rule.


<< Plus KIT is our next QB. "I can feel it".

[RoarOfTheBengal]

Originally Posted by DennyG2

What on gods green earth are you trying to say here young man?

"Hey look at me!"

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by FanFromCan

I know the bengals are actually becoming somewhat of a favourite, and I will probably be flamed for this AND I like them a lot too.

Let me explain my position

Articles written by a lot of people have pointed out the lack of ability in the Bengals stringing together multiple strong seasons.

I just think there is so much more versatile and untapped teams that do this every season.

IMO i think the 3 teams we should root are as follows:

(insert some bandwagon team, or awful team from Pennsylvania/Maryland here)

- They usually get to the playoffs

- Ray Rice initials are R R

- Big Ben never actually got charged for rape

- Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers omg!!!

- Like some other garbage inserted here

Disclaimer - The only info I am basing this on is from sources that I don't feel like putting out there for the sake of the sources..

[SunsetBengal]

Originally Posted by DennyG2

What on gods green earth are you trying to say here young man?

I'd say it was meant to be as a joke. I guess that I was the only one who got it...Or has my brain just been cooked from being out in the heat the past couple weeks?

[EatonFan]

Originally Posted by FanFromCan

I know the bengals are actually becoming somewhat of a favourite, and I will probably be flamed for this AND I like them a lot too.

Let me explain my position

Articles written by a lot of people have pointed out the lack of ability in the Bengals stringing together multiple strong seasons.

I just think there is so much more versatile and untapped teams that do this every season.

IMO i think the 3 teams we should root are as follows:

(insert some bandwagon team, or awful team from Pennsylvania/Maryland here)

- They usually get to the playoffs

- Ray Rice initials are R R

- Big Ben never actually got charged for rape

- Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers omg!!!

- Like some other garbage inserted here

Disclaimer - The only info I am basing this on is from sources that I don't feel like putting out there for the sake of the sources..

I agree 100.65%. End thread (please end the thread)

[bfine32]

Originally Posted by DennyG2

What on gods green earth are you trying to say here young man?

No doubt we need a Mod to delete this thread. Do you know one?

[McC]

Originally Posted by Millz

50 post rule

I usually don't care about that rule. But in this case, I'll make an exception. That's thirty seconds of brain I'll never get back.

[TGISunday]

I'm TGISunday, and I approve this message.

[Go Cards]

On other note. The fireworks show at the party I attended was good. As was the dip and grilled items.

[Natikid873]

How many more "time is short" threads are we gonna get?
According to my calculations, we are up to 3

[NASBengalfan]

Originally Posted by FanFromCan

I know the bengals are actually becoming somewhat of a favourite, and I will probably be flamed for this AND I like them a lot too.

Let me explain my position

Articles written by a lot of people have pointed out the lack of ability in the Bengals stringing together multiple strong seasons.

I just think there is so much more versatile and untapped teams that do this every season.

IMO i think the 3 teams we should root are as follows:

(insert some bandwagon team, or awful team from Pennsylvania/Maryland here)

- They usually get to the playoffs

- Ray Rice initials are R R

- Big Ben never actually got charged for rape

- Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers omg!!!

- Like some other garbage inserted here

Disclaimer - The only info I am basing this on is from sources that I don't feel like putting out there for the sake of the sources..

It isn't that difficult to decypher.
First, he's saying that the Bengals won't do well and we should abandon ship and start liking (any bandwagon team) then he follows that with reasons to like the other teams.

[Shady]

You need to sue the hell out of whatever school you graduated . . . Oh wait. Nevermind.

[Goose]

Originally Posted by FanFromCan

I know the bengals are actually becoming somewhat of a favourite, and I will probably be flamed for this AND I like them a lot too.

Let me explain my position

Articles written by a lot of people have pointed out the lack of ability in the Bengals stringing together multiple strong seasons.

I just think there is so much more versatile and untapped teams that do this every season.

IMO i think the 3 teams we should root are as follows:

(insert some bandwagon team, or awful team from Pennsylvania/Maryland here)

- They usually get to the playoffs

- Ray Rice initials are R R

- Big Ben never actually got charged for rape

- Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers omg!!!

- Like some other garbage inserted here

Disclaimer - The only info I am basing this on is from sources that I don't feel like putting out there for the sake of the sources..

Let me explain my position

Paul Brown, they will be here forever.

[XenoMorph]

Originally Posted by J24

old we get it the Shipley thread was stupid!

So stupid its spreading like zombies.

[Burma]

My tiny hand salutes you and your tiny intellect. Well done sir, well done.

[Nately120]

Wait, they're called the BENGALS?! I've been calling them the BAGELS since 1987! My god, no wonder people have been laughing at me when I say I like them...well, outside of the usual laughter for liking the Bagels, that is.