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Old 08-09-2012, 01:37 PM
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what life would be like if one COULD eff themselves?
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Gross..That is what worms do they are neither male or female!!!!!!!
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Old 08-09-2012, 01:46 PM
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Gross..That is what worms do they are neither male or female!!!!!!!
Worms mostly reproduce sexually but can do so asexually. But again on the norm they do it sexually as in with a partner.
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It would be a huge blow to the flower industry, that's for sure.

Then again, finally you really would have sex with a person you truly love.
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Old 08-09-2012, 01:49 PM
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I called him an asexual predator in another thread.

Not really but it sounds pretty funny.
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Some people actually can and do eff themselves. Why, I have heard that some ladies....

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I hope this does not turn out to be a 5 page thread of eff yourself..This could be nasty..
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:21 PM
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A volunteer today was assisting a client and some jagoff asked the client if he could see a certain part of this client's anatomy. The volunteer replied in a somewhat less-than-professional-but-most-deserving manner to which this jagoff told the volunteer to go eff himself.

The ol'brain pan got to thinking what would life be like if one could actually eff themselves. I decided it was a worthwhile venture to share with my fellow boardmates.
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Yo, 'Zona, you illegitimate child. Get that effing poop out of my effing thread, you son of a female dog, before I effing kick your gluteus maximus.
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Yo, 'Zona, you illegitimate child. Get that effing poop out of my effing thread, you son of a female dog, before I effing kick your gluteus maximus.
Yu got sometin rong wit yur muhdoola oblongada there, meat for branes!

That picsure is muh way of tellin yu tuh go eff yoreself!!!

Ain't that wut this thred is uhbout?
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Technical question: Would autofellatio count as effing oneself? (Not least because one of your former presidents' view I feel a bit unsure about that aspect.)
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i have many questions which might open a huge debate...

But i have a feeling there would be less STD's if this was possible.

A Better question might be if you could would you... and NO!
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No, no I do not as I don't swing that way even with myself.
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One does not simply eff themselves.
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I hope this does not turn out to be a 5 page thread of eff yourself..This could be nasty..
So I'm going to help keep this epic thread going for many, many pages...I have a 12 pack of beer and I'm not leaving until I find the answers we need to answer this quest, find a good technique, and establish an enterprise...or I get drunk enough and this just turns into a huge orgy...either way:
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Thank you, Boromir.





























But, if they could ... ?
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Does effing my hand count as effing myself? It is me after all.
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Sounds sorta complicated. Could you expand upon how that process works?
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