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View Poll Results: Dennis Roland nickname choices
Holy Roland 3 5.08%
D-Roll 1 1.69%
D-Roly 0 0%
The Menace 14 23.73%
Other 41 69.49%
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Old 09-01-2012, 07:49 PM
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He's always the +1 on the unbalanced line, so "Other" is probably a pretty good nickname for him.
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Old 09-01-2012, 08:07 PM
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How about "A guy we are going to need to play well at some point."
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Old 09-01-2012, 08:14 PM
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Old 09-01-2012, 08:22 PM
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I want to credit Burma for this idea; I think it's awesome!


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That's very disappointing. There were some definite depth chart upgrades to be had. I wonder if we even made a claim for the likes of Washington or Schilling. O-line depth could have been vastly improved.

Oh, **** Roland.
So there you have it. The perfect nickname: Oh, **** Roland
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Old 09-01-2012, 08:25 PM
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"A guy who the coaches have decided should have a job in the NFL and is making a whole lot more money at doing what he does than most posters including myself are" ?

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Old 09-01-2012, 08:30 PM
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I want to credit Burma for this idea; I think it's awesome!




So there you have it. The perfect nickname: Oh, **** Roland
Well gosh, there you go making me blush.
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Old 09-01-2012, 08:31 PM
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"A guy who the coaches have decided should have a job in the NFL and is making a whole lot more money at doing what he does than most posters including myself are" ?
The world is not a just place.
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Old 09-01-2012, 09:00 PM
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The world is not a just place.
No, it is not.

If I was 6'9" and a gazillion pounds....

Oh, nevermind.

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Old 09-01-2012, 11:35 PM
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El Matador
I think El Matador is the best name for how he plays O line.

Why couldn't Roland have liked basketball instead?
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6'9" turnstile is a good one. We should also start calling Paul Alexander "Limp Bizkit" cuz he always keeps Roland roland roland.
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Pssssssh, this is an easy one.


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The replacement, that is what he will be doing all year, and if the coaches have trust in him, so do I, after all they are coaches, you guys are only arm chair want-to-be's.
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The replacement, that is what he will be doing all year, and if the coaches have trust in him, so do I, after all they are coaches, you guys are only arm chair want-to-be's.
Sweet. You completely trust your politicians too?
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Sweet. You completely trust your politicians too?
Yep, some of them, Roland has been on the team for a few years, so yes the coaches must trust him.
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Yep, some of them, Roland has been on the team for a few years, so yes the coaches must trust him.
Yeah, but does that mean all of us must trust him too? Or trust the coaches?
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"The Mall Cop"

Because, yeah he's there for protection... but nobody takes him seriously.
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The incredible cardboard cutout
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If you vote other please specify your choice.

And please watch your language. This is a family friendly forum.
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Yeah, but does that mean all of us must trust him too? Or trust the coaches?
As I said before, they know more than you.
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"The Mall Cop"

Because, yeah he's there for protection... but nobody takes him seriously.
Now that's funny right there !
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As I said before, they know more than you.
Yes, but do they know more than fred?

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"The Mall Cop"

Because, yeah he's there for protection... but nobody takes him seriously.
Now that's funny right there !
Agreed... I'm for that one too.
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"The Hummer"

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