What did I miss?

[Bengalzona]

Just got back from a week long vacation in Peru. Can someone fill me in on what happened while was gone?

[eoxyod]

I broke upwith my girlfriend, Cloe came out of the closet, Insertteam#1fan has a dating site profile, and Harley ate a motorcycle

[Benton]

Eox broke up with his girlfriend when he caught Cloe coming our of her closet, some nerds tried to make math fun and Tbone needed to get away from a girl.

[BengalYankee]

I had a hot affair with your Momma.

[berserkerone88]

I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

that is what you missed...

[Bryan]

Originally Posted by eoxyod

I broke upwith my girlfriend, Cloe came out of the closet, Insertteam#1fan has a dating site profile, and Harley ate a motorcycle

Coltsfan has a dating site profile?

And what happened with your girl? The chloroform wear off?

[Sher Khan]

Sooooo, did you bring the stuff back?

[Jasonew6]

Homer Bailey threw a no hitter.

No, really.

[Morning Star]

Originally Posted by BengalYankee

I had a hot affair with your Momma.

So you can woo woo woo!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgg1Yczq4vI

[Arturo Bandini]

A good video on the pyramids and peruvian stuff in the klotsch section !

[SteelCitySouth]

Originally Posted by Bengalzona

Just got back from a week long vacation in Peru. Can someone fill me in on what happened while was gone?

Just a whole bunch of me being awesome....

[Morning Star]

Originally Posted by SteelCitySouth

Just a whole bunch of me being awesome....

I laughed so hard when I read this..Good Joke!!!!!!!!!!

[havean]

i had corn in my crap

[eoxyod]

Originally Posted by Bryan

Coltsfan has a dating site profile?

And what happened with your girl? The chloroform wear off?

Since BZ went to Peru, the payments stopped

[Steeler Eater]

Originally Posted by Sher Khan

Sooooo, did you bring the stuff back?

If you can fit all that in your ***, you should be in porn.

[HarleyDog]

We learned math

[jmccracky]

Originally Posted by HarleyDog

We learned math

I can spell "boobs" on a calculator.

[Sher Khan]

Originally Posted by Sher Khan

Sooooo, did you bring the stuff back?

Originally Posted by Steeler Eater

If you can fit all that in your ***, you should be in porn.

It's was him and the girlfriend...

[Lolli]

Originally Posted by Sher Khan

Sooooo, did you bring the stuff back?

I cannot believe the lengths people go to to find good mozzarella these days.

[SunsetBengal]

You also missed Johnny Cupcackes and Neek, trolling the Jags message board, and there was a super funny thread about pillow pets.

[Bengalzona]

Originally Posted by Sher Khan

Sooooo, did you bring the stuff back?

Well, you do need a little extra energy climbing around up here:

[havean]

Originally Posted by Bengalzona

Well, you do need a little extra energy climbing around up here:

wow very cool!

[Bengalzona]

This is the famous "Twelve Cut Stone" or "Twelve Angle Stone" in the original Inca-built foundation of the Archbishop's House in Cuzco (http://www.davideandrea.com/personal...nes/index.html). The stone is quite large (approximately 5' x 3' x 2' I estimate). No mortar or filler was used. The stones fit together so tight, that you could not slide a piece of paper between them. To cut each angle was a very difficult process, especially since the adjoining stones also had to have matching cuts. The stones were cut using metal pry bars and smoothed using other stones.

So, why did they do this? Because stones with multiple cuts locked the stones together better and prevented them from sliding during seismic activity. This foundation has withstood numerous earthquakes over the centuries.

[Slappy from New Haven]

Originally Posted by Bengalzona

This is the famous "Twelve Cut Stone" or "Twelve Angle Stone" in the original Inca-built foundation of the Archbishop's House in Cuzco (http://www.davideandrea.com/personal...nes/index.html). The stone is quite large (approximately 5' x 3' x 2' I estimate). No mortar or filler was used. The stones fit together so tight, that you could not slide a piece of paper between them. To cut each angle was a very difficult process, especially since the adjoining stones also had to have matching cuts. The stones were cut using metal pry bars and smoothed using other stones.

So, why did they do this? Because stones with multiple cuts locked the stones together better and prevented them from sliding during seismic activity. This foundation has withstood numerous earthquakes over the centuries.

Sooo they weren't smart enough to invent rebar and cement?

[Bengalzona]

Originally Posted by NC Bengal Mike

Sooo they weren't smart enough to invent rebar and cement?

Most of the modern houses in Peru today have rebar and cement.