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Old 10-04-2012, 11:38 AM
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Not likely.

They're playing for their sick coach now. It's a whole new season, dude. You'll see this upcoming Sunday!
Not likely. You now have Arians running the whole show. This is what you will see:

3rd and 1 situations:

5 wide all receivers run 10-20 yard patterns
End around
4 wide single back set sprint draw hand off

Not a full back in sight and no conversions

3rd and 5-9 situations:

5 wide all receivers run 5 yard patterns
End Around
4 wide single back set...motion TE into fullback position on strong side. Play designed to run weak side.

No conversions.

Luck is not Ben and can not extend plays to correct thebroken Arians play.

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Old 10-04-2012, 11:42 AM
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Not likely. You now have Arians running the whole show. This is what you will see:

3rd and 1 situations:

5 wide all receivers run 10-20 yard patterns
End around
4 wide single back set sprint draw hand off

Not a full back in sight and no conversions

3rd and 5-9 situations:

5 wide all receivers run 5 yard patterns
End Around
4 wide single back set...motion TE into fullback position on strong side. Play designed to run weak side.

No conversions.

Luck is not Ben and can not extend plays to correct thebroken Arians play.

Holy Crap! Is he really THAT predictable?

Maybe he'll just be the head coach and let someone else run the offense?
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:49 AM
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Holy Crap! Is he really THAT predictable?

Maybe he'll just be the head coach and let someone else run the offense?
It's a bit worse than that...LOL...I can't tell you how many times I saw us in 3rd and 1 and the play was 4 wide with Mendy in the backfield. I would look at my brother and be like...Man I bet Ben motions him out...Sure enough Ben lifts his let like he's gonna mark the field and Mendy runs out to become another receiver. Ben would snap the ball and our line would cave like my prom date. All the receivers would run ridiculous routs and the only reason we would ever get a conversion would be because some how Ben would brush the first and possible second guy, who should have sacked him, off like every girl you've ever met.

P.S....To the Bolded...No he won't.
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:57 AM
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It's a bit worse than that...LOL...I can't tell you how many times I saw us in 3rd and 1 and the play was 4 wide with Mendy in the backfield. I would look at my brother and be like...Man I bet Ben motions him out...Sure enough Ben lifts his let like he's gonna mark the field and Mendy runs out to become another receiver. Ben would snap the ball and our line would cave like my prom date. All the receivers would run ridiculous routs and the only reason we would ever get a conversion would be because some how Ben would brush the first and possible second guy, who should have sacked him, off like every girl you've ever met.

P.S....To the Bolded...No he won't.
How can you be so sure? It's hard to be head coach AND be the OC at the same time!
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Old 10-04-2012, 12:03 PM
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How can you be so sure? It's hard to be head coach AND be the OC at the same time!
Bruce Arians is incredibly arrogant...That's how I know...you watch, come Sunday he will be holding the play card.
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Old 10-04-2012, 12:05 PM
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How can you be so sure? It's hard to be head coach AND be the OC at the same time!
Is it as hard as being mentally challenged AND firing a Smith and Wesson .38?

Or does the foam helmet protect from recoil?
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Old 10-04-2012, 12:09 PM
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Bruce Arians is incredibly arrogant...That's how I know...you watch, come Sunday he will be holding the play card.
Crap... I really hope you're wrong! And here I thought Irsay got rid of Polian because Polian was also very arrogant.
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Old 10-04-2012, 12:12 PM
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Is it as hard as being mentally challenged AND firing a Smith and Wesson .38?

Or does the foam helmet protect from recoil?
Huh? Recoil?

Dude... it's a .38, not a .45! It doesn't have much of a recoil. Also... I don't wear ANY helmet in the range! Just ear-protection. You wear a foam helmet when you go to your range?

Hmmmnnn... very strange....
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Old 10-04-2012, 12:12 PM
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Not likely.

They're playing for their sick coach now. It's a whole new season, dude. You'll see this upcoming Sunday!
"you'll see..." "you'll see..." "you'll see..."

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Old 10-04-2012, 12:15 PM
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Huh? Recoil?

Dude... it's a .38, not a .45! It doesn't have much of a recoil. Also... I don't wear ANY helmet in the range! Just ear-protection. You wear a foam helmet when you go to your range?

Hmmmnnn... very strange....
First off I just assumed you have very weak spindly arms and anything much more powerful than a Daisy would knock you on your *****.

Secondly, I'm sure no one is surprised that my post was way over your head....again.
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:04 PM
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First off I just assumed you have very weak spindly arms and anything much more powerful than a Daisy would knock you on your *****.

Secondly, I'm sure no one is surprised that my post was way over your head....again.
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Old 10-04-2012, 02:31 PM
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Huh? Recoil?

Dude... it's a .38, not a .45! It doesn't have much of a recoil. Also... I don't wear ANY helmet in the range! Just ear-protection. You wear a foam helmet when you go to your range?

Hmmmnnn... very strange....
His joke went waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over your head
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Old 10-04-2012, 02:36 PM
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His joke went waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over your head
You say that like it comes as some sort of surprise. If we all had a nickle for every time a joke goes over everyteamsfan's head, we'd all be able to retire.
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Old 10-04-2012, 05:25 PM
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You say that like it comes as some sort of surprise. If we all had a nickle for every time a joke goes over everyteamsfan's head, we'd all be able to retire.
I don't think jokes go over his head all the time...Coltsfan seems aware that you're a joke.
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Old 10-04-2012, 05:59 PM
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can we say 1-15 for the colts?
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Huh? Recoil?

Dude... it's a .38, not a .45! It doesn't have much of a recoil. Also... I don't wear ANY helmet in the range! Just ear-protection. You wear a foam helmet when you go to your range?

Hmmmnnn... very strange....

Ummm a 45 doesn't have much of a recoil either, unless your a woman or a wimp. However anything larger than a 38 would probably bust your skull open on the recoil.
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Old 10-04-2012, 07:18 PM
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I don't think jokes go over his head all the time...Coltsfan seems aware that you're a joke.
How would you know what coltsfan thinks?
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:14 PM
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They share each others opinions while they cuddle every night.
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How would you know what coltsfan thinks?
I hate using the "reading comprehension isn't one of your strong points" cliche, but "seems aware" and "knowing what someone thinks" are entirely different Rfalk.
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They share each others opinions while they cuddle every night.
Wow. Another bit of cutting edge smack by kain.
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Crap... .
I hope you have plenty of toilet papersssssssssssssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS handy for all that crap.

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Why are you obssessed with crap?
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I hate using the "reading comprehension isn't one of your strong points" cliche, but "seems aware" and "knowing what someone thinks" are entirely different Rfalk.
And exactly where, on this site, is an example of coltsfan expressing how, or even implying, that BPK is a joke?
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