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Old 10-24-2012, 08:12 AM
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I was about to shower and noticed these 2 scabs on the back of my ankle. I scratched them cause they itched then boom blood gushed out damn spider bite. I'm not scared of them though. I've had em crawl on me I just pick them up and smash them.


Brown Recluses don't like to bite. They are evasive. So your safe. Just check ya bed sheets at night.
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Eating spiders in your sleep is an urban myth.
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They're friggin multiplying! Just killed another big honkin spider trying to climb into my daughter's shoe!!!!!!!!

Ugh, I am a prisoner in my own home!
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They're friggin multiplying! Just killed another big honkin spider trying to climb into my daughter's shoe!!!!!!!!

Ugh, I am a prisoner in my own home!
Believe it or not. Spiders are always in your home you just never see them.
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If I were ever witness to something this horrific, I would indeed burn the house down.
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I hate and am scared of spiders too. Why, oh why did I come into this thread?
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Believe it or not. Spiders are always in your home you just never see them.
i dont mind them... They kill the insects and keep the cat busy...

i want to get one of these but my wife says she would kill it. (i told her it would stay in its cage)

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probly only as big a urban myth as spiders biting you in your sleep.
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Well, I just had one of the craziest things ever happen.

A giant spider was crawling across my living room floor, and I went to smash it. Since it was on my carpet I just wanted to wound it it until I could get to the toilet paper and smash it permanently and flush it.

In my attempt to wound it with a light tap, hundreds of friggin little baby spiders took off scattering off its friggin back! It looked like when people bust those cheap pools and water goes flowing everywhere, except with Spiders.

Creepiest dang thing I have ever seen. I was tap dancing around trying to kill them all.

I hate Spiders.
Okay thats nuts you should have encouraged it to go outside. where they would keep all flys bees and gnats away from your home... i dont kill them i grab them and put them outside on a tree. This one would have been hard to grab though. Ive seen them carrying an egg sack but never a ball of babys.
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My only probably with spiders are that my old lady makes me kill them.
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Okay thats nuts you should have encouraged it to go outside. where they would keep all flys bees and gnats away from your home... i dont kill them i grab them and put them outside on a tree. This one would have been hard to grab though. Ive seen them carrying an egg sack but never a ball of babys.
Encouraged it to go outside? LOL
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Encouraged it to go outside? LOL
open the door or window and kinda herd it that way. lol although im guessing he didnt know it was more than 1 when he reached for it. if this happened at my house my wifes heart probly would have just stopped
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i dont mind them... They kill the insects and keep the cat busy...

i want to get one of these but my wife says she would kill it. (i told her it would stay in its cage)
Noooiiiiice!!!

You don't need the tarantula yet. Just get the container (Critter Keeper) anyway. Fill it with the proper substrate and have a large twig angled up to the opening. Keep the top/cover loose. And let the fun begin....
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I don't have a problem with spiders I can see or I don't know are there and stay that way. It's when you catch a glimpse of one and you don't see what kind it is before it crawls under your couch or something. Then there was the one that decided to crawl in between the folds of my underwear in the drawer. Had a shock that morning.

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I don't have a problem with spiders I can see or I don't know are there and stay that way. It's when you catch a glimpse of one and you don't see what kind it is before it crawls under your couch or something. Then there was the one that decided to crawl in between the folds of my underwear in the drawer. Had a shock that morning.

All in all, though, spiders don't bug me.
I can't stand any spider, but it adds a whole new element of fear when they scatter off the back of one. I'm sure I let out a little scream.
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i dont mind them... They kill the insects and keep the cat busy...

i want to get one of these but my wife says she would kill it. (i told her it would stay in its cage)
Whoa! That's pretty sick actually... I'm not a big fan of spiders but if I ever saw that one I'd trap him and keep him as a pet
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Sometimes I will wake up in the morning to find weird spider bites. It makes me cringe that they are crawling over me, then biting.

Wolf spiders are the really fast ones, right? I know they are hairy.
Look like small tarantulas.
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Yep and they jump on their prey and catching it like that instead of spinning webs. I had one that probly stretched out was as big as my hand... it was very fast and disappeared when it dropped to the carpet. (but those arent the spiders one should worry about)
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Yep and they jump on their prey and catching it like that instead of spinning webs. I had one that probly stretched out was as big as my hand... it was very fast and disappeared when it dropped to the carpet. (but those arent the spiders one should worry about)
They can jump?!?!?!? I think all of us should be worried about jumping spiders!
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They can jump?!?!?!? I think all of us should be worried about jumping spiders!
their venom cant kill you = no reason to worry about them.
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their venom cant kill you = no reason to worry about them.
I don't care. If a spider jumps on me I am going to fall down and **** myself.
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