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Old 11-05-2012, 07:40 PM
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Let's all share how we came up with our usernames. Some are boring, and we'd rather you just stayed away, lol, but there are a few I'd love to hear the story behind. Then we'll vote on the best one, and give the winner a "well done".

My original name was mikey326. Booooring! My name is Mike, and my birthday is March 26, do the math.

RumbleCat was made up when I re-registered after asking to have my account removed. I was literally so shocked that I got another shot, that I just made up RumbleCat on the fly. The awesome sig came straight from Google, and my Paint program. White edges and all.

Now lets hear some funny stories! Maybe some with goats and stuff, the weirder, the better.
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Old 11-05-2012, 07:48 PM
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I'm likely the only Bengal fan in Sunset Beach.

Pretty self evident.
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Old 11-05-2012, 07:50 PM
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I'm a drummer. I'm a geek.
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I am named after King Nebuchadnezzar, the King of Babylon who defeated and enslaved Israel back in the day.

I am not named after the ship from the Matrix.
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Old 11-05-2012, 07:55 PM
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Legacy of Kain - Kain was the top of the food chain - Kain had 6 'sons' - Big Papa Kain.

As a matter of fact, the symbol in my sigpic is also my first tattoo.
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Old 11-05-2012, 07:57 PM
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Legacy of Kain - Kain was the top of the food chain - Kain had 6 'sons' - Big Papa Kain.

As a matter of fact, the symbol in my sigpic is also my first tattoo.
Is it a tramp stamp?
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:07 PM
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First name is Chris and my last name begins with "P"
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Legacy of Kain - Kain was the top of the food chain - Kain had 6 'sons' - Big Papa Kain.

As a matter of fact, the symbol in my sigpic is also my first tattoo.
You got a pic? Is it on your arm? (BTW, you're winning so far, with me in a close second!)
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First name is Chris and my last name begins with "P"
Crispy Poop?
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:09 PM
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The one I always wanted to know about was "UrinalCake"

Is he a janitor or someone who invites R Kelly over for his B-day?

?

???
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Mine was pure laziness, Duke was my first and favorite pet. The second largest Great Dane in the united states at the time. 0476 is my birthday. I just used it because I really was not planning on staying here. I had just gotten banned from the Browns board and figured I would troll the smack forum here for a bit lol. Myself and a couple members had some great battles here in the day (just ask NBF)

I want to change it but have just never asked.
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Mine was pure laziness, Duke was my first and favorite pet. The second largest Great Dane in the united states at the time. 0476 is my birthday. I just used it because I really was not planning on staying here. I had just gotten banned from the Browns board and figured I would troll the smack forum here for a bit lol. Myself and a couple members had some great battles here in the day (just ask NBF)

I want to change it but have just never asked.
That means I'm about 12 years older than you. Which means, actually nothing. But don't change your name, I'll get confused.
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:13 PM
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That means I'm about 12 years older than you. Which means, actually nothing. But don't change your name, I'll get confused.
Duke was also my nickname because it fits with my first name.
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:15 PM
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Duke was also my nickname because it fits with my first name.

Your parents named you Puke?
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The one I always wanted to know about was "UrinalCake"

Is he a janitor or someone who invites R Kelly over for his B-day?
lmao!

I've often wondered how eox got his name, but never have asked because he's pretty well hated me since I joined. Bengal Droppings also is intriguing.
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:16 PM
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Your parents named you Puke?
Uh, what? I missed something.
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Your parents named you Puke?
how did you guess?
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:17 PM
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how did you guess?
lmao

He's a psychic!
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:19 PM
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I'm likely the only Bengal fan in Sunset Beach.

Pretty self evident.
I used to think your name was a typo, and the "n" was supposed to be a "b".

SubsetBengal
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:21 PM
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I used to think your name was a typo, and the "n" was supposed to be a "b".

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Sunrise bagel?
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:23 PM
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Too important to share. Just know it has something of high significance to me
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Crispy Poop?
No, it's kinda soft. Why do you ask?
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:26 PM
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I used to think your name was a typo, and the "n" was supposed to be a "b".

SubsetBengal

Nah, originally it was CK1969, as I just threw something in there when joining. I came up with SunsetBengal primarily in hopes to meet other Bengal fans near the beach.


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Sunrise bagel?
Mmmm, why didn't I think of that?
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:27 PM
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No, it's kinda soft. Why do you ask?
I just like knowing things like that, no reason.

EDIT: Disregard my avatar!

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Old 11-05-2012, 08:34 PM
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One time, I dropped a couple hits of acid, and my dog was licking my balls. During this act (which has become routine), my cat came over to me (hovering) with a cupcake in each one of his paws, and said in an offering manner: "Johnny,......Cupcakes?" as if he were asking me if I wanted some. It stuck.

EDIT: One time a stuck a firefly up my butt so my farts would glow.
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