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Old 11-06-2012, 03:13 AM
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Old 11-06-2012, 03:30 AM
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Old 11-06-2012, 03:32 AM
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Gee I don't remember where I came up with mine.
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I've often wondered how eox got his name, but never have asked because he's pretty well hated me since I joined. Bengal Droppings also is intriguing.
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Do you want the real story Mikey? Eox, was straining himself to come up with a name and couldn't think of one, so he slammed his face on a keyboard, and voila Eoxyod
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Well...before we begin into explaining where my name is derived from, let's dive into the myths surrounding it and debunk them once and for all. Yes in prior years it has been of some mild controversy.
No I do not have the name berserker because I believe in the norse mythology as a part of white supremacy. No the one88 part does not stand for #1 HH (Heil Hitler).

Simply put, I am a big fan of all mythologies and when I created this account I was listening to a song entitles Berserkers found here: Berserkers - Black Label Society

One is to say Im the berserk one.
88 is 1988
Ha, I remember someone saying that.
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Old 11-06-2012, 07:46 AM
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:53 AM
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I knew a guy who we called Crispy for the same reasons. Well, that and he liked to burn things, often himself in the process.
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:58 AM
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I was listening to a song called Stone The Crow by Down at the time I registered.

Now it's just STC, because all the cool kids on here know what it stands for anyway.

Down is raw, by the way. I like it uh-lawt. (Lloyd Christmas)
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:09 AM
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I live in South Carolina now...soooooooo
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:13 AM
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Well...before we begin into explaining where my name is derived from, let's dive into the myths surrounding it and debunk them once and for all. Yes in prior years it has been of some mild controversy.
No I do not have the name berserker because I believe in the norse mythology as a part of white supremacy. No the one88 part does not stand for #1 HH (Heil Hitler).

Simply put, I am a big fan of all mythologies and when I created this account I was listening to a song entitles Berserkers found here: Berserkers - Black Label Society

One is to say Im the berserk one.
88 is 1988
Here I thought it came from the comic book character Wolverine and his berserker attack. Or maybe the russian metal singer on Clerks.
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During those 8 seasons, we've had several starting RBs, different starters on the o-line, different TEs and FBs and 2 different RB coaches. Only our o-line coach remained the same.

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Old 11-06-2012, 09:15 AM
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I knew a guy who we called Crispy for the same reasons. Well, that and he liked to burn things, often himself in the process.
wondering if we might know each other
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:18 AM
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My name was out of pure laziness and I've always considered changing it but haven't made it that far yet..


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Blitzberg06.. The year coming up was 2006. Blitzburgh was the name of the defense. Blitzburgh was already a registered user so I rolled with Blitzberg06.
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:32 AM
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:33 AM
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The one I always wanted to know about was "UrinalCake"

Is he a janitor or someone who invites R Kelly over for his B-day?

?

???
UrinalCake most likely has something to do with the website "WhoDeyRevolution.com". In 2008-09, they staged several protests against Mike Brown. One was a billboard asking for a GM. One was flying over training camp with a similar message attached to an airplane. The funniest one was the urinal cakes. They had several members drop urinal cakes into the urinals at PBS that had Mike Brown's record as owner printed on them.

As for myself, it's pretty obvious. When I first started following football ('93), I picked the Chiefs as my favorite team. Kids would make fun of you for wearing Bengals jackets etc. I did not start seriously getting into the Bengals until Jeff Blake took over for Klingler and became one of the NFL's bright young stars. His nickname was "shake n Blake". Someone even made a song about Blake back then. Before Marvin Lewis, Blake was our big reason to hope from '94-97.

I actually used "shake n blake" on Who Dey Revolution first, when I became a member there in '08.

EDIT: Here's the link for the urinal cake story:

http://www.whodeyrevolution.com/whod...-revealed.html

Who Dey Revolution did some cool things and actually made national news in their crusade against Mike Brown, but the 2009 season pretty much killed that website.
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:33 AM
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sooooooooooooooooo explain.
He is probably from Pittsburgh and moved to South Carolina. So the Steel City is in the south carolina... O.o
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:34 AM
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sooooooooooooooooo explain.
You really need me to spell it out.




I now live in the south
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Steel City South

Wow.
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:35 AM
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I now live in the south
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Wow.
I got it the first time.. ...
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I now live in the south
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Really though, berg looks better than burgh, for some reason.
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Really though, berg looks better than burgh, for some reason.
I like it. I thought about changing it but just said meh f it. One of the original Steeler fans on the board and I'll just roll with it
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:56 AM
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I now live in the south
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die.
Slowly and in a confusing manner.
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13 was my baseball number and 02 was the year I graduated high school.
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