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Dawton 2013 butter my butt and call me a biscuit! its mighty hard seeing ol dawton boy feelin like a banjo, erbody pickin on em. pourin down ol bullfrogs with the hate on ol red. gosh dern. now i want y'all to listen up, ol dawton is slicker den snot n tuf as nails and twice as sharp! ol boy is fixin to sling that pigskin this here year havin other coaches sweatin like boars in church. yap, dawton takin us to that der promise land this year fellers n peaches.
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A couple years ago a board member, who will remain nameless, wanted to sig bet me that a certain Bengal QB would have a better passer rating than Josh Freeman. I couldn't take the bet, because if I did for me to "win", the Bengal QB would have to have a worse year than another middle of the road NFL QB. BTW Josh Freeman ended with a higher QB rating. |
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Well, if your team is the Bengals it would be because you don't want to lose your *****.
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5) Spell correctly...fact check...and prersent your arguements in a logical, well written format
4) The Cincinnati Bengals have a history that is severely inhabited with medocrity and on ocassions poor play. 3) The ownership of the Cincinnati Bengals is mottivated only by the profit to be gained by holding a franchise in the National Football League 2) There are no surprises in this outcomes of the play of the Cincinnati Bengals....The Cincinnati Bengals lose to the above .500 teams in the National Football and beatup on the below .500 teams (of course since 2003 there have been occasional diversions from this pattern...2005....2009....2011) 1) " season is over after 8 games" .........this stament would be true in the 2008 and 2010 seasons and unfortunately in the 2012 season. |
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Dawton 2013 butter my butt and call me a biscuit! its mighty hard seeing ol dawton boy feelin like a banjo, erbody pickin on em. pourin down ol bullfrogs with the hate on ol red. gosh dern. now i want y'all to listen up, ol dawton is slicker den snot n tuf as nails and twice as sharp! ol boy is fixin to sling that pigskin this here year havin other coaches sweatin like boars in church. yap, dawton takin us to that der promise land this year fellers n peaches.
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Offseason checklist: 1. Fire Paul Alexander [ ] didn't happen 2. Let Maualuga go, move Burfict to MLB [ ] didn't happen 3. Sign a veteran WR [ ] 4. Draft a speed back high [ x ] 5. Draft a SS high [ x ] 6. Drop Lawson, draft a replacement [ x ] 7. Draft a center and let him battle with Cook & Robinson [ ] 8. Let Clements go [ x ] 9. Bring back Andre Smith [ x ] 10. Bring back MJ (as long as he doesn't demand elite money) [ x ] These things need to happen to take the next step |
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did anyone figure out what country this moron is from
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Dawton 2013 butter my butt and call me a biscuit! its mighty hard seeing ol dawton boy feelin like a banjo, erbody pickin on em. pourin down ol bullfrogs with the hate on ol red. gosh dern. now i want y'all to listen up, ol dawton is slicker den snot n tuf as nails and twice as sharp! ol boy is fixin to sling that pigskin this here year havin other coaches sweatin like boars in church. yap, dawton takin us to that der promise land this year fellers n peaches.
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None of your 5 lessons are unreasonable. Example: Current (as of last week) Lions CB Alphonso Smith had 8 INTs in 4 yrs in the league (2 returned for TDs) but has been on the street until now. Why? Darren McFadden is struggling running in a zone blocking scheme and his YPC are low. Does he stink now? A pass that goes through a WRs hands and is intercepted is the QBs fault? Clay Matthews had a down year for GB last year with 6 sacks but had a lot of pressures. Did he stink last year? The odds of a team coming back with the hole the Bengals have dug themselves is very slim and it is very reasonable to assume that the Bengals will not make the playoffs, hence the season is over. Dumb stuff really. Last edited by gardner30; 11-07-2012 at 11:25 AM. |
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Re: 5 Things the Board has taught me
The board taught me that threads started about how Mike Brown should act like a real owner, linking to an article about the Jag's owner talking about how bad his team is right now being unacceptable and jobs are at stake, will be deleted in a flash.
No rocking the boat!
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10 Years of Head Coaching has accumulated to one nugget of pure knowledge: "Losing is bad." 10 more years of Marvin! 2013 Outside FA Wishlist: Chris Ivory, RB (Trade a 5th for him.) 2013 Mock Draft: 21. Eric Ried, S 37. Jamar Taylor, CB 53. Travis Frederick, C 84. Jamie Collins, OLB 115. Montee Ball, RB Man... FA has really made me edit the crap out of my Wishlist/Draft... and not really for the better. |
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Really? I should have known better, I suppose.
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10 Years of Head Coaching has accumulated to one nugget of pure knowledge: "Losing is bad." 10 more years of Marvin! 2013 Outside FA Wishlist: Chris Ivory, RB (Trade a 5th for him.) 2013 Mock Draft: 21. Eric Ried, S 37. Jamar Taylor, CB 53. Travis Frederick, C 84. Jamie Collins, OLB 115. Montee Ball, RB Man... FA has really made me edit the crap out of my Wishlist/Draft... and not really for the better. |
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Of QBs with at least 300 attempts Brady has a low of 3, Weeden has a high of 12. I suppose brady is just luckier. Of RBs with atleast 85 carries Alex Green is the worst at 3.1, Adrian Peterson is the best at 5.7 YPC. I suppose it is because of the Vikings blocking. The top 5 sack leaders are Watt, Ware, Miller, Matthew, and Wake. We are 2 games behind the Colts for a playoff spot. Is that stuff dumb as well? |
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May favorite that I've learned is 74-88 with Marvin and 133-218 over the last 20 years is considered mediocre.
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You insinuating that you just learned this on the board is kinda dumb. How many of those 3 picks were Bradys fault, where he made an obvious bad pass? Skill of a RB is a big factor in YPC, the special ones don't need great offensive lines. I bet if you look at all those guys stats that each has had a down year sacks wise but the pressure stats are still pretty good in those down years. 2 games in the NFL is a lot, not impossible though just very unlikely. |
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Herpa derpa merp.
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Actually, it would be more like 8 losses.
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If a QB consistantly throws a high number of picks it is because he is making bad throws, if he doesn't he is being smart and acurate (But I have been told otherwise) If a RB consistantly has a high average YPC he is a good RB, if he consistantly has a low average he is not so good. (But I have been told otherwise) If a DE consistantly has a high number of sacks he is pretty good at applying pressure of the QB, if he doesn't then he isn't. (But I have been told otherwise) Terrence Newman got 2 INTs this past weekend and I considered that a good thing. (But I have been told otherwise). The real thing I have learned on this board is: We will manipulate any data possible to support our heroes and bash the ones we don't like. |
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I wonder how the 2010 Seahawks or Saints feel about that.
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Lol... 5. (not all of them at least. INTS happen why is a different story. IF a QB has a DE/DT hugging him while throwing or a WR tips it to a defender. i dont count those against the Q ![]() 4. Well we only have 1 CB with INT's this year so idk. 3. eh 2. Pressure and Sacks are diffrent. 1. for a lot of fans yep.
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Christ, have you watched any TV the last year; it's all that's been going on during commercial breaks.
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I've just always been of the opinion that they work out in the wash. Most QB with high INTs is because they throw inacurrate balls and/or make poor decisions. Not just because it is something/someone else's fault. |
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