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Old 11-09-2012, 09:46 AM
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I am trying to think of any situation that would have caused this girl to make this sign - and I cant think of one
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Wanna know how awesome bacon is? Morning star is considering taking this girl up on the offer.
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If this is some religious group demonstrating, shouldn't the girl be about 10 years older, in a bikini, and the "Christ" replaced with "Satan"? Then you've got my attention.

All this scenario is going to achieve is draw in Atheist pedophiles who like their pork.
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Please!! Silver is so last week...gold is in now.
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I intimidate you.
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You intimidate most of us.
No guy that lives in his moms basement collecting boogers in a jar will ever intimidate me...
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I intimidate you.
You love saying this...LOL...Then again you love saying things that have no basis in reality so I see where it fits the persona you've developed here.
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No guy that lives in his moms basement collecting boogers in a jar will ever intimidate me...
Quit talking about yourself.
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Quit talking about yourself.
LOL...Pee Wee Herman used the "I know you are but what am I" defense much more brilliantly than you man.
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LOL...Pee Wee Herman used the "I know you are but what am I" defense much more brilliantly than you man.
Pee wee was also caught doing something to himself in public. Is that your hero?
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LOL...Pee Wee Herman used the "I know you are but what am I" defense much more brilliantly than you man.
I know your scar, but what's spam's eye?
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Old 11-09-2012, 03:01 PM
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SCS leaves when he gets put down.
LOL...I was just positng in the political threads you aren't able to see yet......I see you simply continued to post I know you are but what am I. You're pretty predictable at this point dude.
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I know your scar, but what's spam's eye?
Spam's eye is MS posting behavior...she just throws out ridiculous posts like some hobo ripping through a can of spam...eventually your gonna get some in your eye.
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MS leaves when he's put down!!!!
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