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Old 11-08-2012, 06:58 PM
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There was once a man who was in a bar, terribly drunk. The bartender noticed this, and when he asked for another beer, the bartender politely told him that he was too drunk to be served another drink. The man leaves.
He walks in the side door and asks the bartender for a beer. A little frustrated, the bartender repeats the answer he said before. The man leaves.
He then comes in the other side door, walks to the bartender and asks for a beer. The bartender is annoyed, and tells the man he is too drunk and to get a ride home and leave his bar. He leaves.
He then comes in the BACK door, walks up to the bartender, and before he can say a word, the bartender explodes at him. "I told you already, you are way to drunk, you cannot have another beer! Get out of my bar!" Disgruntled, the man looks at the bartender and asks, "Man, how many bars do you work at?"
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What was the joke? How many flippin bars does she work at?



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What was the joke? How many flippin bars does she work at?



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Old 11-09-2012, 10:04 AM
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I tried to laugh i really did.
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A rabbi, a priest and a mullah walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"
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A rabbi, a priest and a mullah walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"
I know I'm going to get made fun of, but like that really matters anymore. Uhm, what's a mullah?
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I know I'm going to get made fun of, but like that really matters anymore. Uhm, what's a mullah?
a Muslim learned in Islamic theology and sacred law.
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I tried to laugh i really did.
Hey....I don't write 'em; I just steal 'em
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Oh, and thanks for not laughing.
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Hey....I don't write 'em; I just steal 'em
I found your joke a little funny, my problem was Whodey23 not getting the punchline. You can't take that guy anywhere!

EDIT: He also didn't even get the sex of the bartender correct. Whodey23, please report to my office!

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I found your joke a little funny, my problem was Whodey23 not getting the punchline. You can't take that guy anywhere!

EDIT: He also didn't even get the sex of the bartender correct. Whodey23, please report to my office!
I'm with you on it being just a little funny; slim pickin' these days for good jokes. Just trying to create a little diversion while the Bengals figure out how to turn into a Super Bowl champion.....
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I'm with you on it being just a little funny; slim pickin' these days for good jokes. Just trying to create a little diversion while the Bengals figure out how to turn into a Super Bowl champion.....
Uh, I think you better create a really big, and quite lengthy diversion. I hope I'm wrong, but I think we're gonna' need more jokes.
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Hey!

You guys don't get it at all!

It's not a joke... it's what I do every Saturday night!
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There once was a man from Brewster
who said to his wife while he goosed her,
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but look at me hand!
Ya just don't wipe like ya used tuh!"
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Ya just don't wipe like ya used tuh!"
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A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"

Confused, the bartender says no.

"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"
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A skeleton walks into a bar, looks at the bartender and says, "gimme a beer and a mop"...
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You know what really Grinds my Gears? Cats....I mean.....whats the deal? What kind of animal pulls back the blankets on your bed....takes a dump....then COVERS it back up for you to find when you get ready to catch some shut eye? CATS!!!
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Throw his way and get the FULL NELSON!!!

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Even Gronk don't want none of that!!
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I found your joke a little funny, my problem was Whodey23 not getting the punchline. You can't take that guy anywhere!

EDIT: He also didn't even get the sex of the bartender correct. Whodey23, please report to my office!

I hope this was sarcasm..
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I hope this was sarcasm..
No, no sarcasm here, I really have an office on this forum. That's strike 2. Don't make me.
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A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.

Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store.

He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
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