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Old 09-26-2011, 10:49 PM
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Ed Rooney: I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.

Grace: Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody... It's true.
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Eskimo ***** is mighty cold.
Mmmm Good!
Feels good!
Is Good!
Real good!
Taste good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
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Old 09-26-2011, 11:43 PM
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Mmmm Good!
Feels good!
Is Good!
Real good!
Taste good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!
Hell I like you! You can come over to my house and eff my sister!
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Hell I like you! You can come over to my house and eff my sister!
I've been to your house. It's usually after you and your sister go to sleep! Didn't your momma tell you about me?
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Old 09-27-2011, 09:27 AM
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Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
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A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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"The Replacements" quotes:

Coach McGinty: Danny, I need that ball.
Daniel Bateman: You need the ball.
Coach McGinty: Get me the ball.
Daniel Bateman: Get you ball.
Coach McGinty: (screaming) Are you going to get me the ball?
(They screaming together nearly incoherently as Bateman starts taking on an insane look.)
Coach McGinty: (After Bateman runs onto the field insane) I sure hope he doesn't kill somebody

Martell: What?! [To McGinty] O'Niel will fire your butt!
Jimmy McGinty: It won't be the first time!
Martell: This is baloney! I'm going to put an end to it right now. [heads for the locker room exit]
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff: Come and get some then! [Pulling his shirt off, spitting into his right hand, and faces Martell] You big fairy!

"I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever. It's been an honor sharing the field of battle with you."
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Old 10-02-2011, 01:22 AM
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Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very ****** off. - Tyler Durden
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Old 10-02-2011, 09:15 AM
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Lethal weapon 4...

Roger Murtaugh: Since I met you, I done some hairy sh#t, but this is
not gonna happen. Im gonna be a grandfather; you and Lorna are
gonna have a baby. He aint worth dying for, Riggs. He aint worth
it.

Martin Riggs: Yeah, yeah, youre right. Hey, if he gets away, we can
track him down later on with a - you know, with a Howitzer or
somethin. Your son-in-laws over there bleedin, we should get him
and get the h#ll out of here. Anyway, its rainin.

Roger Murtaugh: Yeah, its rainin
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Martin Riggs: Im too old for this sh#t, too.

Roger Murtaugh: Guys too damned good.

Martin Riggs: Well, yeah, hes damn good. I mean, how did he do that
thing with the gun? How the h#ll did he do that? I mean, he took my
gun apart with one deft move. How did he do that? Huh? How?

Roger Murtaugh: '''Yeah... okay. Lets go ask him.''''
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I'll have what she's having. When Harry met Sally.
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Woman have it made. They have half the money & all the p***y.

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I'm shakin' it boss, i'm shakin' it.
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"ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINER!" Sherman Shrader-Accepted ( the funniest movie ever)
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Terry Hoitz (Mark Wahlberg): “No, I don’t like you. I think you’re a fake cop. The sound of your **** hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren’t in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”

Allen Gamble (Will Ferrell): “OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don’t like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I’m assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10.”
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Will - And guess what, you wandered into our school, of tuna and we now have a taste of blood! We’ve talked, to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said, ‘you know what? lion tastes good. Lets go get some more lion.’
We’ve developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your, your pride, your children, your offspring…”

Marky – “How ya gonna to do that?”


Will – “We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. Its not going to be days at a time, an hour, hour 45. No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned.

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"Charlie don't surf!"

"Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in."
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"Can't see the line, can ya Russ?"
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-I like to picture my Jesus is a tuxedo t-shirt. (Taladega Nights)

-Only steers and ****** come from Texas boy and you don't look like a Steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down. (Full Metal Jacket)

-Do you do drugs Danny? Everyday, sir. (Caddyshack)

-Did you see that guys balls? Yeah, they were weird looking. (Billy Madison)

-Is this *****, is this *****? (Joe Dirt)

-You eat pieces of **** for breakfast? (Happy Gilmore)

-I was just checking the endline specs for the rotary girder... I'm ********. (Tommy Boy)

-Cheeseburger...for a cop. What the hell was that? You going to spit on it? No, I was just telling him that so he makes it real good. (Super Troopers)

-What's that restaraunt you love, Farva? You mean Shenanigans? You guys talking about Shenanigans? (Super Troopers)

I could keep going for awhile, but these all had come to mind.

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Old Lodge Skins: Let's go back to the teepee and eat, my son. My new snake wife cooks dog very well.

Jack Crabb: All right, Grandfather.

Old Lodge Skins: She also has a very soft skin. The only trouble with snake women is they copulate with horses, which makes them strange to me. She say's she doesn't. That's why I call her "Doesn't Like Horses." But, of course, she's lying.

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Animal Mother: What do I think about the U.S. involvement in the war? I think we should win it.

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MY COUSIN VINNY
Vinny Gambini: How the f--k did I get into this sh-t?

Vinny Gambini: Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay? I've got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars. Slaughtered pigs. Giant loud whistles. I ain't slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, AND a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention your [taps his foot] BIOLOGICAL CLOCK - my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more **** we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case? Is it possible?


D.A. Jim Trotter: Now, uh, Ms. Vito, being an expert on general automotive knowledge, can you tell me... what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?
Mona Lisa Vito: It's a ******** question.
D.A. Jim Trotter: Does that mean that you can't answer it?
Mona Lisa Vito: It's a ******** question, it's impossible to answer.
D.A. Jim Trotter: Impossible because you don't know the answer!
Mona Lisa Vito: Nobody could answer that question!
D.A. Jim Trotter: Your Honor, I move to disqualify Ms. Vito as a "expert witness"!
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Can you answer the question?
Mona Lisa Vito: No, it is a trick question!
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Why is it a trick question?
Vinny Gambini: [to Bill] Watch this.
Mona Lisa Vito: 'Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.
D.A. Jim Trotter: Well... um... she's acceptable, Your Honor.

She was so sexy when she answered why it was a trick question....

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THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE
John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, ****in' *** off! He's a tight-***! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

John Milton: Eddie Barzoon, Eddie Barzoon. Hah! Oh, I nursed him through two divorces, a cocaine rehab, and a pregnant receptionist. Heh. God's creature, right? God's special creature? Hah! And I've warned him Kevin, I've warned him every step of the way. Watching him bounce around like a ****ing game, like a windup toy! Like 250 pounds of self serving greed on wheels. The next thousand years is right around the corner, Kevin, and Eddie Barzoon-take a good look, because he's the poster child for the next millennium! These people, it's no mystery where they come from. You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire, you build egos the size of cathedrals, fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse, grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold plated fantasies until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own God, and where can you go from there? And as we're scrambling from one deal to the next, who's got his eye on the planet? As the air thickens, the water sours, and even the bees honey takes on the metallic taste of radioactivity. And it just keeps coming, faster and faster. There's no chance to think, to prepare. It's buy futures, sell futures, when there is no future! We got a runaway train boy, we got a billion Eddie Barzoons all jogging into the future. Every one of 'em getting ready to fist-**** God's ex-planet, lick their fingers clean as they reach out toward their pristine, cybernetic keyboards to total up their billable hours. And then it hits home! You gotta pay your own way, Eddie. It's a little late in the game to buy out now! Your belly's too full, your **** is sore, your eyes are bloodshot, and you're screaming for someone to help! But guess what? There's no one there! You're all alone, Eddie. You're God's special little creature. Maybe it's true, maybe God threw the dice once too often. Maybe he let us all down.
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Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
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"I don't care if it's a passing league or not. Since the beginning of time when playoffs started championship teams are built on running the ball and stopping the run. That’s the recipe since football started. We have to be a better team in those situations. Attacking them where we know we can beat them at."
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Twilight Zone: "Do you wanna see sumthin really scary?" Witches of Eastwick: "Who are you?" "Just your average horny little devil"
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Both from "Young Guns":

"Court Adjourned" - By "Billy" (Emelio Estevez) after they kill McCloskey, and the other 2 "Murphy Men" at the river.

"They can't see us a-hole, we're in the damn spirit world" - By "Steve" (Dermot Mulroney) after they drink the peyote and are riding through the Indian camp.


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"At one point, I honestly thought he was going to rape me" - Will Farrell after the fight in the front yard.
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He asks her what her plans were for after school and she said karate..He meant like college or something in the interview..love ithttp://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=geek+charming+you+tube+clips&view=detail& mid=8F274896AC64DD6F8BE88F274896AC64DD6F8BE8&first =21
did not post as a link but from Geek Charming!

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