Texas wanting to secede U.S ?

[SunsetBengal]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

She was hot, I thought maybe I could dislodge her from the church.

Well, if she was hot, you should have just focused on dislodging her from the confines of her clothes.

[fredtoast]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

She was hot, I thought maybe I could dislodge her from the church.

Is she Amish?

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by SunsetBengal

Well, if she was hot, you should have just focused on dislodging her from the confines of her clothes.

Well, I could tell that wasn't happening. Within 5 minutes she was asking me why I lost my faith in god. And all I could picture was both of us naked and her massaging me with Wesson, I think we were on different paths.

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by fredtoast

Is she Amish?

lmao

[SunsetBengal]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

Well, I could tell that wasn't happening. Within 5 minutes she was asking me why I lost my faith in god. And all I could picture was both of us naked and her massaging me with Wesson, I think we were on different paths.

I envision a "deep thoughts' moment in there somewhere.

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by SunsetBengal

I envision a "deep thoughts' moment in there somewhere.

lol

I guess we need to shift this into a new thread about my date, because we have derailed the Texas seceding topic.

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by Whodey23

Too soon man, too soon...

Never too soon to make fun of someone that didn't like their life and took the easy way out. I know plenty of people that have passed that would have loved to live on....even if their biggest problem was being called a *****. No sympathy for suiciders...

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

Now this is more like it! Finally someone jumps on board with me. I say, get you and your family (and any nice looking friends your wife may have, just sayin..) and get over here. I have a huge start on the whole thing, but you've kicked it up even more. I have just completed the motion sensing rocket launchers. And this leads me to finally make the final announcement:

Once JC and his family arrive at Fort Rumblemikey, the rest of you have 24 hours to make it here to safety. After this time period expires, we will officially declare ourselves a free sovereign nation unto ourselves, and secede from the country. And also the state of Indiana, which is apparently seceding on it's own. So we will be seceded from a state that has seceded from the country. That's double secession, and that means we will be, uh, well it means something.

And I wouldn't try to attack us if I were you. Once we officially secede, and lock the border of my property/country down, I'd stay back. I'm not good at estimating, but I'd say we have a solid 2 acres, and every inch will be guarded. And that's not including the underground complex.

This post, and the subsequent posts I've made in this thread are (my) (and maybe JC's) personal feelings of the ridiculousness of states seceding. Texas can secede, then the following week, we'll just send in the Reserves and National Guard from Oklahoma, and take it right back.

This country is so much fun, I'm glad I was born here, it came down to here or Australia, and I chose America. Tough choice, because have you freakin' seen all the hot chicks in Australia?

A wise man once told me "Haters gon hate". He told me to live my life by these inspirational words.....so I have. I'm still not sure exactly what that sentence means, but I will not let the haters and their hating bring me down. Now, what does that have to do with the secession of your home? Nothing at all....I just wanted to start off my post with an inspirational quote.

Anyway....I still have some canned food left from when my parents started bringing food over to my house in a failed attempt to make me do a food storage thing in the basement. They thought that since they had a years supply of food, I should too. So, I have about a dozen cans of canned vegetables. None of them are good, or I would have eaten them already, but it's food.

And yes, this states seceding thing is all a giant joke to me. No one actually thinks that it's going to happen, right? I mean,....look what happened last time some states tried to secede from the union. Abe Lincoln: Vampire Slayer said no, and he meant it.

Not gonna happen. Not even close.

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by Johnny Cupcakes

A wise man once told me "Haters gon hate". He told me to live my life by these inspirational words.....so I have. I'm still not sure exactly what that sentence means, but I will not let the haters and their hating bring me down. Now, what does that have to do with the secession of your home? Nothing at all....I just wanted to start off my post with an inspirational quote.

Anyway....I still have some canned food left from when my parents started bringing food over to my house in a failed attempt to make me do a food storage thing in the basement. They thought that since they had a years supply of food, I should too. So, I have about a dozen cans of canned vegetables. None of them are good, or I would have eaten them already, but it's food.

And yes, this states seceding thing is all a giant joke to me. No one actually thinks that it's going to happen, right? I mean,....look what happened last time some states tried to secede from the union. Abe Lincoln: Vampire Slayer said no, and he meant it.

Not gonna happen. Not even close.

I certainly don't think we need to worry. That's why I made the funny posts.

But just in case, could you send me those canned goods?

[Wyche'sWarrior]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

I certainly don't think we need to worry. That's why I made the funny posts.

But just in case, could you send me those canned goods?

Whatever dude......you're scared. You've started datin' Sunday School teachers (ya know, just in case you're wrong), you're watching those prepper shows on Nat Geo......you and Cupcakes are conspiring to run fake food drives so you can hoard up on canned goods......I bet dollars to donuts your "fake bunker story" is true.....

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by Wyche'sWarrior

Whatever dude......you're scared. You've started datin' Sunday School teachers (ya know, just in case you're wrong), you're watching those prepper shows on Nat Geo......you and Cupcakes are conspiring to run fake food drives so you can hoard up on canned goods......I bet dollars to donuts your "fake bunker story" is true.....

Damnit, can't get anything past you. And just for the record, the fake food drives were Cupcake's idea. I'm not takin' the rap for that.

[Wyche'sWarrior]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

Damnit, can't get anything past you. And just for the record, the fake food drives were Cupcake's idea. I'm not takin' the rap for that.

.....may as well, you're down with bangin the Sunday School teacher.....what's wrong with a little fake God's Food Pantry action at this point?

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by Wyche'sWarrior

.....may as well, you're down with bangin the Sunday School teacher.....what's wrong with a little fake God's Food Pantry action at this point?

Good lord, I may not believe in god, but I used to, and I have some morals. However, briefly, and allow me to stress, briefly, I considered having a religious "rebirth", just in case it might have gotten me back here in the tub with her, and some baby oil.

[Wyche'sWarrior]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

Good lord, I may not believe in god, but I used to, and I have some morals. However, briefly, and allow me to stress, briefly, I considered having a religious "rebirth", just in case it might have gotten me back here in the tub with her, and some baby oil.

....why am I not surprised? ......and....uh...see what I mean? LOL!

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by Wyche'sWarrior

....why am I not surprised? ......and....uh...see what I mean? LOL!

lol

My stomach muscles hurt.

[Wyche'sWarrior]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

lol

My stomach muscles hurt.

....you did that to yourself, brah.....

[Wyche'sWarrior]

Originally Posted by Wyche'sWarrior

....you did that to yourself, brah.....

......after you didn't make it "back here to the tub"....

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by Wyche'sWarrior

......after you didn't make it "back here to the tub"....

lol

STOP!

[Wyche'sWarrior]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

lol

STOP!

Ain't no shame in being a master in self "promotion"..........I'd have saved myself about $200K over the last 4 years if I could.....and heaven knows I cracked my neck more than one time tryin'! Thinkin' about havin' a rib removed......women done got one, what's one more?

[Morning Star]

http://houston.cbslocal.com/2012/11/...ecede-from-us/

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by Morning Star

http://houston.cbslocal.com/2012/11/...ecede-from-us/

Ugh....Rick Perry is such a piece of turd. Seriously, that dude blows. And besides....everyone already knew this was not going to happen.

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by Wyche'sWarrior

Whatever dude......you're scared. You've started datin' Sunday School teachers (ya know, just in case you're wrong), you're watching those prepper shows on Nat Geo......you and Cupcakes are conspiring to run fake food drives so you can hoard up on canned goods......I bet dollars to donuts your "fake bunker story" is true.....

Well, we were talking a while ago, and I said: "You know what, Mike? I really like that Wyche fella. We should let him live at the fortress once all hell breaks loose.", to which sir Rumblecat promptly agreed to. I think we may have to take back our offer though after all the remarks outta you. No three year old canned peas for Wyche!!!!

[Lawless_1]

If it happened the illegal immigrants would have to cross 2 borders.

[Wyche'sWarrior]

Originally Posted by Johnny Cupcakes

Well, we were talking a while ago, and I said: "You know what, Mike? I really like that Wyche fella. We should let him live at the fortress once all hell breaks loose.", to which sir Rumblecat promptly agreed to. I think we may have to take back our offer though after all the remarks outta you. No three year old canned peas for Wyche!!!!

Sumbeach Harold! Say it ain't so! I love peas!

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by Johnny Cupcakes

Well, we were talking a while ago, and I said: "You know what, Mike? I really like that Wyche fella. We should let him live at the fortress once all hell breaks loose.", to which sir Rumblecat promptly agreed to. I think we may have to take back our offer though after all the remarks outta you. No three year old canned peas for Wyche!!!!

Too bad bro. Just remember, you had your chance, and blew it. While you're living off of dead human flesh, me, JC, and the group he brings, will be enjoying 3 yr old sweet peas! Singing praises to The Jolly Green Giant.