Cincinnati Bengals

Go Back   Cincinnati Bengals Message Boards - Forums > Off-Topic Forum > Klotsch
Reload this Page My First Date
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Klotsch Exchange recipes, talk about movies, comment on Jessica Simpson or anything you want. Just do it here instead of ruining someone else's football-related topic.

Reply
Page 2 of 2 < 1 2
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #26  
Old 11-14-2012, 04:07 PM
duke0476's Avatar
duke0476 duke0476 is offline
VIP Silver Member
  
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Ohio
Posts: 4,694
Rep Points: 8479
Default Re: My First Date
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morning Star View Post
There is a Korean church in Dayton..maybe you could take her there..
Why would he do that?
__________________
"I believe the game is designed to reward the ones who hit the hardest. If you can't take it, you shouldn't play." Jack Lambert.

"The Steelers drafted guys who were bigger, stronger and faster than I, but they never found one who could take my job away from me." Jack Lambert
Reply With Quote
  #27  
Old 11-14-2012, 04:08 PM
Morning Star Morning Star is offline
Banned
  
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Ohio
Posts: 2,806
Rep Points: 2354
Default Re: My First Date
[quote=duke0476;2687373]Why would he do that?[/qu

idk just think it would be neat to try
Reply With Quote
  #28  
Old 11-14-2012, 04:45 PM
BengaliJack's Avatar
BengaliJack BengaliJack is offline
VIP Silver Member
  
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 2,464
Rep Points: 2446
Default Re: My First Date
Quote:
Originally Posted by RumbleCat View Post
First off, I don't play that way. No woman could "whip" me, unless she looked a lot like Alyssa Milano.

Second, in 20 years I would be 68. And will have lived longer than EVERY male on my father's side. And I will have done so, in much worse health than they were at my age. If I live 20 years, there will be a traveling sideshow with me in it. 10 years is pushing it.
Never say never bro...you get the right one and you'll be serving up stingray with a smile. Ahh..I tell ya...theres nothing like a stingray to tell if you really love a woman.
__________________
Top 3 names for Mike Browns checkbook
1) Rusty
2) Dusty
3) Gorgey
Reply With Quote
  #29  
Old 11-14-2012, 08:41 PM
Lolli's Avatar
Lolli Lolli is offline
VIP Gold Member
  
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: CTC
Posts: 8,245
Rep Points: 10173
Default Re: My First Date
Quote:
Originally Posted by SunsetBengal View Post
See, you messed up.

You should have told her that you didn't feel it was appropriate to discuss views on politics and religion until after your physical compatability had been thoroughly tested multiple times.
^^^^ You could have cited Maslov's heirarchy of needs as a source.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #30  
Old 11-14-2012, 09:59 PM
Fan_in_Kettering's Avatar
Fan_in_Kettering Fan_in_Kettering is offline
VIP Gold Member
  
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Kettering, Ohio
Posts: 6,655
Rep Points: 20018
Default Re: My First Date
Next time, buy American.
Reply With Quote
  #31  
Old 11-14-2012, 10:04 PM
Bengalzona's Avatar
Bengalzona Bengalzona is online now
VIP Platinum Member
  
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Hangin wit Khaleesi & Ned Stark's basterd
Posts: 19,152
Rep Points: 63754
Default Re: My First Date
[quote=Morning Star;2687376]
Quote:
Originally Posted by duke0476 View Post
Why would he do that?[/qu

idk just think it would be neat to try
You mean like trying IT inside a church!!!1!!!1!!!!!111!!!!!



Morning Star... I'm shocked!!!

__________________
Reply With Quote
  #32  
Old 11-14-2012, 10:08 PM
Fan_in_Kettering's Avatar
Fan_in_Kettering Fan_in_Kettering is offline
VIP Gold Member
  
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Kettering, Ohio
Posts: 6,655
Rep Points: 20018
Default Re: My First Date
[quote=Bengalzona;2687675]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morning Star View Post

You mean like trying IT inside a church!!!1!!!1!!!!!111!!!!!



Morning Star... I'm shocked!!!
Me too. Knowing someone Biblically does not count! Besides, if someone is saying, "Oh God!" in church they better be praying.
Reply With Quote
  #33  
Old 11-14-2012, 10:16 PM
NDfanatic's Avatar
NDfanatic NDfanatic is offline
VIP Silver Member
  
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: East End
Posts: 2,427
Rep Points: 5310
Default Re: My First Date
mikey, find someone you're not going to argue ethics and values with. If you're on the same page in such an area as religion, it will make everything a lot easier. I am glad you're getting back to life though.
__________________

Steeler Eater, thank you for ^^^^^^. It's greatly appreciated.
Reply With Quote
  #34  
Old 11-14-2012, 10:17 PM
Ron Mexico's Avatar
Ron Mexico Ron Mexico is online now
VIP Gold Member
  
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: The District
Posts: 8,630
Rep Points: 12248
Default Re: My First Date
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morning Star View Post
There is a Korean church in Dayton..maybe you could take her there..
What are you saying? An Asian person is not allowed in YOUR church? She has to go to one all the way in Dayton? Will you at least permit her to break the rules a bit and hit up the Chinese Church in Mt. Healthy? I mean, you people think that all Asians are pretty much the same anyway, right? I can't believe you would be like this, MS.....
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #35  
Old 11-14-2012, 10:17 PM
wildcats forever's Avatar
wildcats forever wildcats forever is offline
VIP Silver Member
  
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: orbiting earth elliptically
Posts: 4,081
Rep Points: 44346
Default Re: My First Date
You could (inadvertently) be on to something here. try a woman from a different country for say.....your next 100 dates and give us a full report for each one. The fun could be limitless......or not. It's something to shoot for until something better comes up.
__________________
" Insignificant events can take on monumental proportions when your head is full of practically nothing." - Grace Slick
Reply With Quote
  #36  
Old 11-14-2012, 10:35 PM
tbone77's Avatar
tbone77 tbone77 is offline
VIP Platinum Member
  
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Denver
Posts: 11,991
Rep Points: 34923
Default Re: My First Date
Nude pics or it didn't happen.
__________________
http://richardfamilyfund.org/

On April 15th the Richard family was watching the Boston Marathon when bombs exploded. Their young son Martin was killed. Martin's sister, Jane, lost a leg. Jane will require leg prosthesis that may cost $100k and need to be replaced every 6 months as she grows. Martin's mother, Denise, required brain surgery. The father suffered shrapnel damage to his legs.

Reply With Quote
  #37  
Old 11-15-2012, 10:04 AM
Morning Star Morning Star is offline
Banned
  
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Ohio
Posts: 2,806
Rep Points: 2354
Default Re: My First Date
Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Cupcakes View Post
What are you saying? An Asian person is not allowed in YOUR church? She has to go to one all the way in Dayton? Will you at least permit her to break the rules a bit and hit up the Chinese Church in Mt. Healthy? I mean, you people think that all Asians are pretty much the same anyway, right? I can't believe you would be like this, MS.....
You misunderstood me..All cultures go to my church...I just think these korean churches and chinese speaking churches are neat..A guy I know that works at Wright patt went overseas to get his wife..Well they go to the Korean church now and are very happy people..So RumbleCat doen't know how to speak Korean or Chinese so he would not be offended!!!!!!!!

Are ya understandin me?
Reply With Quote
  #38  
Old 11-15-2012, 10:07 AM
RumbleCat RumbleCat is offline
Banned
  
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: f u c k you all!
Posts: 3,019
Rep Points: 6467
Default Re: My First Date
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bengalzona View Post
It doesn't matter what everybody says, Mikey is not gay. He just acts that way sometimes.

I got your back, bro! Just...not...in THAT way!
Well, you usually start a thread on this topic.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Morning Star View Post
There is a Korean church in Dayton..maybe you could take her there..
Uhm, I'm not taking any advice from you until you poop up some rainbows, and fart out some glitter like all girls can do. And pics are a must.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lolli View Post
^^^^ You could have cited Maslov's heirarchy of needs as a source.
I considered this.

Quote:
Originally Posted by NDfanatic View Post
mikey, find someone you're not going to argue ethics and values with. If you're on the same page in such an area as religion, it will make everything a lot easier. I am glad you're getting back to life though.
Thanks buddy.

Quote:
Originally Posted by wildcats forever View Post
You could (inadvertently) be on to something here. try a woman from a different country for say.....your next 100 dates and give us a full report for each one. The fun could be limitless......or not. It's something to shoot for until something better comes up.
This is a great idea! There's a Bulgarian waitress at our Ponerosa who always gives me a "look".

Quote:
Originally Posted by tbone77 View Post
Nude pics or it didn't happen.
Pics or what didn't happen? Considering I went into this, already knowing the situation, I felt no need to bring film equipment, there was, very little "chemistry". In fact, you guys know me (unfortunately better than anyone in my real life) and I tried my hardest to lighten things up with some witty stuff. I was "on". I honestly don't remember her cracking a smile.

While you guys are reading this, and I have your attention in a thread about my failure of a first date, I have a question, and I'm not doing a poll, they confuse me.

I don't even know if he/they would do it, but I was thinking about asking the powers upstairs if they would change me back to mikey. What do you think? RumbleCat or mikey?
Reply With Quote
  #39  
Old 11-15-2012, 10:10 AM
Morning Star Morning Star is offline
Banned
  
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Ohio
Posts: 2,806
Rep Points: 2354
Default Re: My First Date
Uhm, I'm not taking any advice from you until you poop up some rainbows, and fart out some glitter like all girls can do. And pics are a must

you are confused and believe the first thing someone's tells you something..It is sad
Reply With Quote
  #40  
Old 11-15-2012, 10:13 AM
Morning Star Morning Star is offline
Banned
  
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Ohio
Posts: 2,806
Rep Points: 2354
Default Re: My First Date
here's my pic lol!!


Reply With Quote
  #41  
Old 11-15-2012, 10:14 AM
SteelCitySouth's Avatar
SteelCitySouth SteelCitySouth is offline
VIP Platinum Member
  
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: rfaulk34 is dumb, BTB is dumber...However Neek is the Mt. Everest of dumb….
Posts: 15,894
Rep Points: 22643
Default Re: My First Date
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morning Star View Post
Uhm, I'm not taking any advice from you until you poop up some rainbows, and fart out some glitter like all girls can do. And pics are a must

you are confused and believe the first thing someone's tells you something..It is sad
MS...Is...Bengal Rugby....
__________________


Quote:
Originally Posted by Morning Star View Post
You violate the CoC when you discriminate against gender.
This in responce to MS:

Quote:
Originally Posted by theCincinnatiKid23 View Post
I'm literally speechless. I've typed so many things I want to say here, but all of them violate the CoC. and I'm a bengals fan. Any biased for sharing a fanbase is out the window with you. Please, do us a favor and become a colts fan.
Reply With Quote
  #42  
Old 11-15-2012, 10:17 AM
Morning Star Morning Star is offline
Banned
  
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Ohio
Posts: 2,806
Rep Points: 2354
Default Re: My First Date
Quote:
Originally Posted by SteelCitySouth View Post
MS...Is...Bengal Rugby....
No, I am the real Strawberry Shortcake.
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 2 of 2 < 1 2

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:08 PM.

Contact Us - Cincinnati Bengals Message Boards - Archive - Privacy Statement - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright 1999-2012 Cincinnati Bengals. All rights reserved. Do not duplicate in any form without permission of the Cincinnati Bengals.