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Old 11-15-2012, 02:04 PM
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I saw this and it raised an interesting debate, so I figured what better place to bring this question to and have debated.

Would you rather have the power to press a button one time that would change any outcome of any sports event to your desired outcome or would you rather be able to have sexy time with your number 1 woman/celebrity for a lifetime?

Remember this button is a ONE time thing for ONE event.

I forgot to add if you choose the woman, who would it be?

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Uhh.. the sex every time. The Bengals could go 0-16 every year and I wouldn't care with a girl like Susan Coffey
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Sexy time for all time every day....
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I saw this and it raised an interesting debate, so I figured what better place to bring this question to and have debated.

Would you rather have the power to press a button one time that would change any outcome of any sports event to your desired outcome or would you rather be able to have sexy time with your number 1 woman/celebrity for a lifetime?

Remember this button is a ONE time thing for ONE event.
I want to meet the guy tat chooses the game option.........It would be like discovering a new species of animal.

The only way you’re getting a guy to choose the former is if it is any game for a lifetime...that way he could make a ton of dough.
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I agree 100%. But, on the flip side say you were to take the 16th seed on the NCAA tourney bet your life's savings and win a boat load of money. Say you win a couple mill, you could bang endless amounts of chicks and do whatever you want with that money.

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Old 11-15-2012, 02:19 PM
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Well, since I'm married, I get a sexy good time anytime that I want it. I would opt to change the outcome of Super Bowl XVI. Winning that game might have led to a Bengals dynasty of NFL domination, similar to what happened with the 49ers.
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I agree 100%. But, on the flip side say you were to take the 16th seed on the NCAA tourney bet your life's savings and win a boat load of money. Say you win a couple mill, you could bang endless amounts of chicks and do whatever you want with that money.
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Sexy time...every time. It's not even close. Why would I change one sporting events outcome when I could have a lifetime of this...

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You guys are all foolish! Being able to change to outcome of one sporting event is like being Marty McFly with the Sports Almanac in your hand. Hoes love money.
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Viva la stool!

This is easy. Take the button. Get filthy rich off of one bet. Still be able to get just about any chick u want.
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You guys are all foolish! Being able to change to outcome of one sporting event is like being Marty McFly with the Sports Almanac in your hand. Hoes love money.
You only get to do it one time..."Marty McFly" (I put that in quotes for a reason) was able to bet correctly on multiple events.

In a sporting even you would need to put down $10,000 at 100 to 1 odds to clear a million after the event...How much do you have and do you know a bookie that will take the action at a much greater level tht $10,000 at those odds...don't forget taxes.
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That's not a fair question...They both have to be a one time thing...even then it would be a tough choice but if they are both a one time thing then the money from the sports game would probably trump...
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sexy time x 100000000000
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You only get to do it one time..."Marty McFly" (I put that in quotes for a reason) was able to bet correctly on multiple events.

In a sporting even you would need to put down $10,000 at 100 to 1 odds to clear a million after the event...How much do you have and do you know a bookie that will take the action at a much greater level tht $10,000 at those odds...don't forget taxes.
I could have slapped down 10G's on the Colts at the start of the year, then changed the end result. BAM, I'm rich, I've got ladies, and I've purchased a sweet Delorean.
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I could have slapped down 10G's on the Colts at the start of the year, then changed the end result. BAM, I'm rich, I've got ladies, and I've purchased a sweet Delorean.
you only get to change one game...You think you would put money on one team at the begining of the season and hopw they make it to the SB...
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you only get to change one game...You think you would put money on one team at the begining of the season and hopw they make it to the SB...
Hmmm, ok. I didn't think this through properly. I'd still probably take the game because I wouldn't be able to decide on who to bang.
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I saw this and it raised an interesting debate, so I figured what better place to bring this question to and have debated.

Would you rather have the power to press a button one time that would change any outcome of any sports event to your desired outcome or would you rather be able to have sexy time with your number 1 woman/celebrity for a lifetime?

Remember this button is a ONE time thing for ONE event.

I forgot to add if you choose the woman, who would it be?
You need to up the ante, and add that if you take the women your sports team will NEVER win a championship no matter what.

If so I'd consider the sports one, but it's not so I'd take the woman every time.

As for the woman, I'd probably go with Emma Stone.
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You only get to do it one time..."Marty McFly" (I put that in quotes for a reason) was able to bet correctly on multiple events.

In a sporting even you would need to put down $10,000 at 100 to 1 odds to clear a million after the event...How much do you have and do you know a bookie that will take the action at a much greater level tht $10,000 at those odds...don't forget taxes.

You do realize that most average Americans have at least one relative that has done well for themselves that might give a loan to get in on that sort of action, right?
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You do realize that most average Americans have at least one relative that has done well for themselves that might give a loan to get in on that sort of action, right?
Yes...

1. A million dollars less taxes does not place on in that wealthy bang anyone category.
2. In order to get the type of payoff your looking for you would either need to make multiple bets and you can't be guaranteed any more than one of the games or Ind a bookie willing to take a 100,000 bet.....good luck.
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Hmmm, ok. I didn't think this through properly. I'd still probably take the game because I wouldn't be able to decide on who to bang.
Still waffling between George Clooney and Brad Pitt?
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I agree 100%. But, on the flip side say you were to take the 16th seed on the NCAA tourney bet your life's savings and win a boat load of money. Say you win a couple mill, you could bang endless amounts of chicks and do whatever you want with that money.
Or the sexy time could just be with a filthy rich lady.

I do not even think there is an option to the OP.
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I saw this and it raised an interesting debate, so I figured what better place to bring this question to and have debated.

Would you rather have the power to press a button one time that would change any outcome of any sports event to your desired outcome or would you rather be able to have sexy time with your number 1 woman/celebrity for a lifetime?

Remember this button is a ONE time thing for ONE event.

I forgot to add if you choose the woman, who would it be?
If this is meant to be a trick, I would like to point out that the one event for the sexy time is referring to a lifetime as the event; not a single wam bam.
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Sports.

Make every bet possible on the longest odds on a horse race or whatever, cash in the jackpot. Step two, find some homeless chick and a good plastic surgeon. Step three, make the chick look like whoever it is you're enamored with.
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