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Old 11-14-2012, 02:37 PM
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I am (if I must be labeled) a solid Independent, straight down the middle. However, with the right to vote taken from my arsenal, I really don't care too much about politics, and don't watch (anymore): MSNBC, FOX News, CNN, or HLN. If I want to know something, I watch the 5:00 news on CBS. Or get it from the one true source, my homepage on the Net.

But I do know this, and I've watched them both, you can take pretty much all of them from FOX and MSNBC, and nuke 'em, because I personally think they are about half of the problem. Except Dana Perino, because I think she's a total MILF, so we won't nuke her.
Already repped you too much, or I would hit this post with more for sure......agree 100% on all accounts


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Old 11-14-2012, 04:34 PM
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Oh, and DJ from Roseanne. I always hated that little *******.
DUDE!!...I though it was just me that got annoyed by that little turd..... I would love to add Steven A Smith and OR Conan O'brien to my list...LOUDER is not smarter and Conan is just an idiot.
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Old 11-14-2012, 06:35 PM
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Sister Adreana who was the principal at St. Catharines and was one of the means, nastiest women you would ever meet. Well, to a little kid she was.

Mother Teresa, just because I want to see if I'd get struck by lightening for doing it.

Benedict Arnald, I mean, what was he thinking?

Alexander the Great, because you were supposed to untie the knot, not hack it up with your sword.

Satan, well because he's a *****.

Tim Curry for his role in Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Canadians because they are from Canada.

Margaret Thatcher for riding in that tank.

Jimmy Carter, seriously, who would want to punch that guy.

I'm sure I'll think of more later.
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Old 11-14-2012, 07:06 PM
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Krystal Steal. I'd love put it on her chin.
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Old 11-14-2012, 07:31 PM
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Old 11-14-2012, 07:39 PM
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Could I just have one "free shot day"??

And the magical power to bring to me all those who need their chin checked?
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Old 11-14-2012, 07:41 PM
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Her boob fell out on dancing with the stars saggy looking thing.
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Old 11-14-2012, 07:43 PM
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Her boob fell out on dancing with the stars saggy looking thing.

Small mouth too, for a girl with such a loud voice...
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Old 11-14-2012, 07:52 PM
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Small mouth too, for a girl with such a loud voice...
She doesn't have a small mouth, Sunset. We just have big....uhhhhh....you know......
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Her boob fell out on dancing with the stars saggy looking thing.
And you didn't claw your eyes out?
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Old 11-14-2012, 08:24 PM
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:28 PM
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:35 PM
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Kim Jong-Eun.

Unfortunately, I would have to get down on my knees to hit that little punk and I would lose all my leverage.
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:40 AM
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Kim Jong-Eun.

Unfortunately, I would have to get down on my knees to hit that little punk and I would lose all my leverage.
That turd needs a good thrashing.
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Old 11-15-2012, 09:47 AM
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I finally came up with my answer, since it has to be just one. But it's not anyone famous.

Just a guy I sorta' know, and would love to run into him again, because the free shot would happen, followed by a bunch more.
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:27 AM
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I finally came up with my answer, since it has to be just one. But it's not anyone famous.

Just a guy I sorta' know, and would love to run into him again, because the free shot would happen, followed by a bunch more.
How many times does someone have to tell you that they didnt steal your kittens.

I had put them in a box under your christmas tree how was i to know you wouldnt open it till christmas...
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:36 AM
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How many times does someone have to tell you that they didnt steal your kittens
I actually have 2 cats, they aren't kittens, but I got "custody" of them after the divorce. (Actually, she just left and didn't consider taking either, and has never asked about them since) These cats helped hold me together through some very hard times, especially there in the first few weeks.

If someone were to try and steal them, the free shot would not go well. It would be more like the old mikey, when the goal in a fight was to drive the fist, through the mouth, and out the back.

Never been a cat guy. But if a person were to come in my home, I wouldn't even chance looking at my cats the wrong way.

Incidentally, they are named Carson, and Dalton, and Carson is 4 yrs old, so get off me. Dalton is about a year or so old.

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Old 11-15-2012, 10:47 AM
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Allow me translate your secret code for those that don't understand.


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I actually have 2 cats, they aren't kittens, but I got "custody" of them after the divorce. These cats helped hold me together through some very hard times, especially there in the first few weeks.

There are 2 prostitutes that I have tied up in my basement. I purchased them downtown after the divorce. During the first few weeks they helped me limit my chronic masturbation to elevators and Dairy Queen restrooms.

If someone were to try and steal them, the free shot would not go well. It would be more like the old mikey, when the goal in a fight was to drive the fist, through the mouth, and out the back.

If someone tried to take my Ho's, especially but not limited to Neek or Johnny Cupcakes. I would go old school on them and challenge them to a dance off on a piece of card board.

Never been a cat guy. But if a person were to come in my home, I wouldn't even chance looking at my cats the wrong way.

I've never been into women, but now that I can legally be held responsible for kidnapping, I am keeping them.

Incidentally, they are named Carson, and Dalton, and Carson is 4 yrs old, so get off me. Dalton is about a year or so old.
The names Sparkles and Cinnabunz were too feminine for me, so I renamed them after #'s 1 and 2 on my "sexiest NFL players list".


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Old 11-15-2012, 10:57 AM
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Krystal Steal. I'd love put it on her chin.
Full face shot for Krystal.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:21 PM
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Allow me translate your secret code for those that don't understand.

I actually have 2 cats, they aren't kittens, but I got "custody" of them after the divorce. These cats helped hold me together through some very hard times, especially there in the first few weeks.

There are 2 prostitutes that I have tied up in my basement. I purchased them downtown after the divorce. During the first few weeks they helped me limit my chronic masturbation to elevators and Dairy Queen restrooms.

If someone were to try and steal them, the free shot would not go well. It would be more like the old mikey, when the goal in a fight was to drive the fist, through the mouth, and out the back.

If someone tried to take my Ho's, especially but not limited to Neek or Johnny Cupcakes. I would go old school on them and challenge them to a dance off on a piece of card board.

Never been a cat guy. But if a person were to come in my home, I wouldn't even chance looking at my cats the wrong way.

I've never been into women, but now that I can legally be held responsible for kidnapping, I am keeping them.

Incidentally, they are named Carson, and Dalton, and Carson is 4 yrs old, so get off me. Dalton is about a year or so old.


The names Sparkles and Cinnabunz were too feminine for me, so I renamed them after #'s 1 and 2 on my "sexiest NFL players list".


You're welcome buddy.
Uh, I was actually being serious. This is NOT cool. You have no idea, what it was like, and the cats were all I had. Not funny.

Damn dude.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:28 PM
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If you could take one free shot to the chin of a Celebrity, your boss, Politician, your neighbor ect...ect.. Who would it be and why. For me it would be Bill Maher...that guy annoys the crap out of me and looks like he would touch kids.
So you're a republican?

And I'm not making it about politics, its the truth; guy ****** me off too, but he's right, almost always.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:50 PM
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Not really sure why I thought of this clown. But he needs a beating. Hack musician, all around ******.

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I would plant Glenn Beck's teeth into his ****ing shoes.
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John Taylor - the MF'r who made an 11 year old boy cry back in 1989. If I ever meet him, I will bring the pain.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:20 PM
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So you're a republican?

And I'm not making it about politics, its the truth; guy ****** me off too, but he's right, almost always.
This has nothing to do with politics..that dude is the most sarcastic, arrogant peice of trash.......I would beat the juices out of his friggin grape.
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