Favorite movie quotes......

[Interceptor]

Miyagi: "Show me sand-the-floor."

Master Wong: "Ping Pong... is not the macarena. It takes patience. She is like a fine, well-aged prostitute... it takes years to learn her tricks. [chuckles] She is cruel, laughs at you when you are naked, but you keep coming back for more, and more! Why? Because she is the only prostitute I can afford."

Randy Daytona: "Wow. She gives a whole new meaning to wax-on wax-off."

[Aquapod770]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mijy8fpdI5c

[Interceptor]

Steve McCroskey: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

[Wyche'sWarrior]

Originally Posted by gsmommy03

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d**kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-*****, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey ***** he is! Hallelujah! Holy *****! Where's the Tylenol? ~ CLARK GRISWALD NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION

Eddie, if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be any more surprised than I am right now.....

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white arse down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of ******** this side of the nuthouse.

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd **** my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.

Merry Christmas! *****er's full!........that movie never gets old.

From Vegas Vacation: Man Clark, I ain't seen a beatin' like that since someone shoved a banana down my pants and turned a monkey loose!

Originally Posted by BengalHawk62

They peed on your rug, Dude. - Walter (The Big Lebowski)

STFU Donnie, you're out of your element!

[Wyche'sWarrior]

Originally Posted by Millz

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."

Lone Starr: A million? That's unfair.
Pizza the Hutt: Unfair to payor but not to payee. But you're gonna pay it, or else!
Barf: Or else what?
Pizza the Hutt: Tell him, Vinnie.
Vinnie: Or else pizza is gonna send out for *you*!

Originally Posted by dilligaf

I hate when my schwartz gets twisted!

Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?

[Wyche'sWarrior]

I ain't got time to bleed......

Jesse Ventura-- Predator

From The Unforgiven:

Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a *****! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.

[Lolli]

Bring out the gimp.

[mars304]

I love lamp

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[XenoMorph]

Do I Look like someone that cares what god thinks? - pinhead

[duke0476]

Who's that then?

I dunno, must be a king.

Why?

He hasn't got **** all over him

[BengaliJack]

This is my BOOMSTICK!! If you dont know who said it you better learn.

[XenoMorph]

Sir, I believe i speak for everyone here when i say. "To Hell with our Orders"

-Data

[BengaliJack]

You want the TRUTH?....you want the TRUTH?? You cant HANDLE the truth!!! < Jack Nicholson A few good men>

[XenoMorph]

You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them ****ing each other over for a ******* percentage.

All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the Corps!

I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna **** with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

[BengaliJack]

Why don't you put HER in charge??? Aliens

[Aquapod770]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vxK4kf4AqA

[Lawless_1]

"I guess that's it for the old locker. She stinks like a** but I'll still miss her. I guess you could say that about all my girls."

-Farva, Super Troopers

[BengaliJack]

Originally Posted by BengaliJack

You want the TRUTH?....you want the TRUTH?? You cant HANDLE the truth!!! < Jack Nicholson A few good men>

Fixed it!!

[BengaliJack]

10 years you carry that pistol Jack....and now you waste your shot. <Barbosa..Pirates of the Carribean>

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by BengalsFan024

You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them ****ing each other over for a ******* percentage.

All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the Corps!

I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna **** with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

You forgot:

Burke- "Hey Vasquez, anybody ever mistake you for a man?"

Vasquez- "No, what about you?"

[XenoMorph]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

You forgot:

Burke- "Hey Vasquez, anybody ever mistake you for a man?"

Vasquez- "No, what about you?"

because thats not how it goes... (without looking it up)

HUDSON - "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

Vasquez- "No, Have you?"

[Interceptor]

"That bi*ch is toast!!!!!!" -- Dr. Venkman.

[BengalsRocker]

"If there's one thing this last week has taught me. It's better to have a gun and not need it... than to need a gun and not have it." - True Romance

[ajustyle]

"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind."

- Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) from Wall Street

[XenoMorph]

Originally Posted by BengalsRocker

"If there's one thing this last week has taught me. It's better to have a gun and not need it... than to need a gun and not have it." - True Romance

Alexa 'Lex' Woods: [Rousseau is loading a pistol] Seven seasons on the ice, and I've never seen a gun save someone's life.
Adele Rousseau: I don't plan on using it.
Alexa 'Lex' Woods: Then why bring it?
Adele Rousseau: Same principle as a condom. I'd rather have one and not need it, then need it and not have one