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Old 11-16-2012, 07:06 PM
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Krystal Steal. I'd love put it on her chin.
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Old 11-16-2012, 07:08 PM
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Old 11-16-2012, 07:13 PM
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Old 11-16-2012, 07:24 PM
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That figures, lol.
I didn't know either. But then, I never watch that stuff.

Very much.
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Old 11-16-2012, 08:38 PM
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Dakota Fred.....I want a piece of that dudes chin in the worst way.
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Old 11-17-2012, 09:45 AM
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Dakota Fred.....I want a piece of that dudes chin in the worst way.
Couldn't agree more.....what a puke, and he can't understand why Parker "screwed him" on the secondary access bridge...smh. How dumb can you be?
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Old 11-17-2012, 01:45 PM
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So you're a republican?

And I'm not making it about politics, its the truth; guy ****** me off too, but he's right, almost always.
I don't know why people hate the guy so bad. I'm neither a Republican or a Democrat, but I think that even if something that he said got me a bit butthurt,....I would still think he was hilarious. That guy is the man.
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Old 11-17-2012, 05:21 PM
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Couldn't agree more.....what a puke, and he can't understand why Parker "screwed him" on the secondary access bridge...smh. How dumb can you be?
That 1X6 tossed across that mud puddle was the best FU Ive seen in years. Good job Parker!!! That kid rocks!!
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Old 11-17-2012, 05:58 PM
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Nothing political here more about life/morals itself...

but this is one of the most tasteless displays I've ever seen from a celebrity. Even if you thought Steve Irwin was a tool. He still had a family.

This "joke" alone deserves a punch to the chompers.

BTW...

I'd give ol' Mike Vick a shot in the chiclets for his personal involvement in the death of dogs. The guy was convicted of actually holding them underwater and drowning some of them and electricuting others. What a sick a-hole.

I usually have a great sense of humor, but when it comes to these things... I draw the line. When people do acts like this it is a true measurement to what lies inside.
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Nothing political here more about life/morals itself...

but this is one of the most tasteless displays I've ever seen from a celebrity. Even if you thought Steve Irwin was a tool. He still had a family.

This "joke" alone deserves a punch to the chompers.

BTW...

I'd give ol' Mike Vick a shot in the chiclets for his personal involvement in the death of dogs. The guy was convicted of actually holding them underwater and drowning some of them and electricuting others. What a sick a-hole.

I usually have a great sense of humor, but when it comes to these things... I draw the line. When people do acts like this it is a true measurement to what lies inside.
Give me 5 minutes with Mr. Mahrer. All I would need is 5 minutes, and I would have him knocked so far to the right, he'd make Dennis Miller look like Hillary.

I agree with Vick also, but he at least paid a price to a degree. Billy just gets paid.
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Old 11-17-2012, 10:04 PM
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I've never really taken issue with Maher until I saw this. That's pretty awful.
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Old 11-18-2012, 07:56 AM
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I've never really taken issue with Maher until I saw this. That's pretty awful.

Yeah and it was within the same time period it happened. The guy died only a few weeks before that. Just sick in my opinion.

HOLLYWOOD - Talk-show host Bill Maher has sparked outrage after appearing at numerous Halloween parties over the weekend dressed as "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin, complete with a bloody stingray barb attached to a khaki shirt.

Photos of the celebrity comedian making the rounds at Halloween parties in Los Angeles over the weekend have been widely circulated on the Internet.

He then stated later that he hoped someone else would die tragically so he could do it again. What a media ho this guy is.

For the record. I'm not a fan or Rush Limbaugh's either. I remember him making statements like "All drug users should be locked up and throw away the key" or something to that effect. What a hypocrite hot windbag that guy is.

On both ends of the spectrum... I'd like to punch both Rush and Al Franken in their pieholes.

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Old 11-18-2012, 06:01 PM
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Nothing political here more about life/morals itself...

but this is one of the most tasteless displays I've ever seen from a celebrity. Even if you thought Steve Irwin was a tool. He still had a family.

This "joke" alone deserves a punch to the chompers.
I would actually pay money out of my pocket to go a few rounds with this idiot.....after beating him senseless, he would GLADLY appologize to Steve's family and donate money to his daughters college fund with a smile.
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Old 11-19-2012, 10:03 AM
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That 1X6 tossed across that mud puddle was the best FU Ive seen in years. Good job Parker!!! That kid rocks!!
Indeed.....LOL! That was wise beyond the years.
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Old 11-19-2012, 06:53 PM
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Indeed.....LOL! That was wise beyond the years.
Cant wait to see Fred actually trying to use it
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Old 11-19-2012, 06:56 PM
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Cant wait to see Fred actually trying to use it

Yeah, ol' Dakota Fred is a class a doosher. Funny, he doesn't get the whole "what goes around, comes around principal".
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Thinking about this thread, I wouldn't mind giving Jerry Jones a knuckle samich either. I cant stand watching him on the sidelines ....get back in the booth old man!
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Old 11-19-2012, 07:08 PM
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I'd say Bill Cowher but that chin may just fight back.

So I'll say I'd like to get a running start and Superman punch Kathy Griffin's lights the **** out!

Ha. Picture it.
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Old 11-19-2012, 07:11 PM
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I'd say Bill Cowher but that chin may just fight back.

So I'll say I'd like to get a running start and Superman punch Kathy Griffin's lights the **** out!

Ha. Picture it.
Ive heard Bill Cowhers chin is made from junked volkswagon bumpers...now Kathy Griffen...JESUS her voice is wretched.....yea she needs some chin music.
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Old 11-19-2012, 07:17 PM
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Add LeBron James and Phil Simms.
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Add LeBron James and Phil Simms.
LeBron could probably take a punch but Phil...that Casper the Ghost looking doofus runs that piehole waaaay too much sometimes. Now add Al Sharpton...and Im standing in line with a lunchbox waiting my turn!!!
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Old 11-19-2012, 07:28 PM
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LeBron could probably take a punch but Phil...that Casper the Ghost looking doofus runs that piehole waaaay too much sometimes. Now add Al Sharpton...and Im standing in line with a lunchbox waiting my turn!!!
Phil Simms has no eyebrows and he's a terrible announcer Al Sharpton could use a severe trouncing.
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Old 11-19-2012, 07:31 PM
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Phil Simms has no eyebrows and he's a terrible announcer Al Sharpton could use a severe trouncing.
..never thought of that...HE HAS NO EYEBROWS!! Its TRUE!! Phil and Whoopie...no eyebrows
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