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Old 11-20-2012, 11:18 AM
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This is too funny. Big bad Lamar Woodley is really upset that Ravens were twirling yellow towels when they were leaving the field last night. He's not upset that the Ravens have won three in a row in his house nor is he upset the Ravens have won 4 out of 5 regular season games...no, he is upset that the Ravens picked up some wayward yellow flags off the ground and twirled them!

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So Ray Rice is a retart who was trying to protect himself from a Gatorade sneak attack?
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Old 11-20-2012, 11:30 AM
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jeez, if I only knew it was that easy to get steeler fans butthurt...
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This is too funny. Big bad Lamar Woodley is really upset that Ravens were twirling yellow towels when they were leaving the field last night. He's not upset that the Ravens have won three in a row in his house nor is he upset the Ravens have won 4 out of 5 regular season games...no, he is upset that the Ravens picked up some wayward yellow flags off the ground and twirled them!

"If youre not a steelers fan, dont put your hands on a terrible towel"

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You'd think that dish rag was a religious icon
You'd use that on dishes? I might use it to wipe my ***, but dishes...?!
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So Ray Rice is a retart who was trying to protect himself from a Gatorade sneak attack?
Yes as soon as he heard the winners get showers, he ran for cover.
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You'd use that on dishes? I might use it to wipe my ***, but dishes...?!
Only Cincy fans can get towels confused with toilet paper. No wonder their city is so filthy.
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Only Cincy fans can get towels confused with toilet paper. No wonder their city is so filthy.
I once saw the entire city of Pittsburgh on an episode of Hoarders.
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This is too funny. Big bad Lamar Woodley is really upset that Ravens were twirling yellow towels when they were leaving the field last night. He's not upset that the Ravens have won three in a row in his house nor is he upset the Ravens have won 4 out of 5 regular season games...no, he is upset that the Ravens picked up some wayward yellow flags off the ground and twirled them!

"If youre not a steelers fan, dont put your hands on a terrible towel"

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You'd think that dish rag was a religious icon
Was it the year after TJ messed with the towel that CP went down and we had a very bad season?

Yeah Prediction Ray Rice gets his leg broken in 2 weeks when they play again.
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So Ray Rice is a retart who was trying to protect himself from a Gatorade sneak attack?
Please Define Retart... this is new to me.
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Please Define Retart... this is new to me.
It's a pastry....Like poptart
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I'm gonna need a ruling from SFB or Woodley on this. So, if the Ravens fans were waving the towel, obviously mocking, does that mean the Curse will hit and the Steelers are guaranteed to win in Balt in 2 weeks?
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Your stupidity should be CENSORED.
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Please Define Retart... this is new to me.
It's how ******* spell ******.
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BigMoron024 is going to complain he can't read what you wrote because it got censored.
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This is too funny. Big bad Lamar Woodley is really upset that Ravens were twirling yellow towels when they were leaving the field last night. He's not upset that the Ravens have won three in a row in his house nor is he upset the Ravens have won 4 out of 5 regular season games...no, he is upset that the Ravens picked up some wayward yellow flags off the ground and twirled them!

"If youre not a steelers fan, dont put your hands on a terrible towel"

http://www.facebook.com/LaMarrWoodle...02095168492363



You'd think that dish rag was a religious icon
It's iconic for sure...the most widely known symbol in all of sports.

Respect it son.
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It's iconic for sure...the most widely known symbol in all of sports.

Respect it son.
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This is too funny. Big bad Lamar Woodley is really upset that Ravens were twirling yellow towels when they were leaving the field last night. He's not upset that the Ravens have won three in a row in his house nor is he upset the Ravens have won 4 out of 5 regular season games...no, he is upset that the Ravens picked up some wayward yellow flags off the ground and twirled them!

"If youre not a steelers fan, dont put your hands on a terrible towel"

http://www.facebook.com/LaMarrWoodle...02095168492363



You'd think that dish rag was a religious icon
It's not a religious icon, but it is far more than "just a towel."

First of all the towel was created by Myron Cope back in the 70's as a rally flag, but that is nothing. What really makes it special is that all the proceeds from the sales of the towels go to the Allegheny Valley School which provides care for people with mental and physical disabilities. You may hate the flag that annoys all of you, but you have to respect what it does.
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I'm gonna need a ruling from SFB or Woodley on this. So, if the Ravens fans were waving the towel, obviously mocking, does that mean the Curse will hit and the Steelers are guaranteed to win in Balt in 2 weeks?
It's not necessarily about mocking it, its more about desecrating it.
I am not sure exactly what the Ravens did.
If they merely waved The Towel then I don't see a problem....that being said, if the Ravens start losing it's not about the The Towel, it's because of what we've known all along...that the ravens succk.

Going back to the desecration of The Sacred Towel, I will take time to review the past transgressions committed for those of you idiots that are ignorant of the immense power that The Towel wields.

1994 season..Steelers/browns playoff game.
Prior to the game the clowns Ernest Byner ridicules and stomps on the The Towel, which incites a tussle between Byner and Steeler players.
The Belichek led clowns in turn get stomped 29-9. The following year the browns go 5-11 and Art Modell announces the move to the land of the Baltimorons.
The browns have succked ever since.

2005 play off game vs the bengals...you know the story...doushemanzada wipes his shoes with The Sacred Towel after a regular season game...carson then gets his knee smashed in the playoffs and the bengals get spanked by the mighty Steelers.
The bengals have succked ever since.

2008. After the Titans defeated the Steelers, the Titans' Lendale White and another very foolish Titan stomped on The Sacred Towel and pretended to blow their nose in it.
The #1 seed in the AFC lost their remaining games, lost in the first round of the playoffs, and lost their first 6 games the following year.
The Titans have succked ever since.

2008. Arizona Cardinals Super Bowl pep rally.
Mayor Gordon of Phoenix pretends to blow his nose into The Towel after the mascot wipes his underarms with it.
The Towel did its job without mercy, inflicting pain and heartbreak at a time when it hurt most.. at the end of the game when it seemed like a Cardinal victory was at hand. The heroics of Big Ben and Santonio was clearly the work of The Terrible Towel.
And yes, the Cardinals have pretty much succked since then too.

The curse is real folks.
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It's iconic for sure...the most widely known symbol in all of sports.

Respect it son.
Only a steeler fan would believe that.
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It's not a religious icon, but it is far more than "just a towel."
No, really, its just a towel.
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No, really, its just a towel.
So how much of your pay check do you donate to charities?
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Hahahaha love this comment on his status:


"There were a lot of Steeler fans dressed as yellow seats on Sunday night."
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