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Old 11-22-2012, 12:16 AM
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... Pick 6 Palmer and the Raiders BEAT the Bengals in their own house?

Will Bengal fans heads explode? Will that be the end of Marvin? Will the Bengals playoff hopes be crushed by the man who decided that retiring is much preferable than playing another down as a Bengal?
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Old 11-22-2012, 12:55 AM
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What if you're team goes in and has 2 pick 6's and are just out right abused 59 to 24 oh...wait,,,
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Old 11-22-2012, 01:42 AM
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... Fitz and the Bills BEAT the Colts in their own house?

Will Colts fans heads explode? Will that be the end of Leaf, Jr.? Will the Colts playoff hopes be crushed by a false sense of security and a second half swoon, followed by chants of...

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Old 11-22-2012, 01:59 AM
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What if you're team goes in and has 2 pick 6's and are just out right abused 59 to 24 oh...wait,,,
That loss didn't hurt at all...

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Old 11-22-2012, 07:47 AM
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What happens if the Bengals lose? Well I know you'd be on here spewing ***** afterwards. Besides that? Not sure, really.

Edit: Is f.e.c.e.s seriously censored?
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:03 AM
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What happens if the Bengals lose? Well I know you'd be on here spewing ***** afterwards. Besides that? Not sure, really.

Edit: Is f.e.c.e.s seriously censored?

Fecal matter.

Try that next time
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:05 AM
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... Pick 6 Palmer and the Raiders BEAT the Bengals
They won't.
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:39 AM
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... Pick 6 Palmer and the Raiders BEAT the Bengals in their own house?

Will Bengal fans heads explode? Will that be the end of Marvin? Will the Bengals playoff hopes be crushed by the man who decided that retiring is much preferable than playing another down as a Bengal?
What happens if a certain fan start worrying about their own team instead of posting in a place that has nothing to do with their team? Will that fan's head explode? Will that be the end of world as we know it? Will that person's team's playoff hopes be crushed by the man who decided that posting on a board that has nothing to do with his team much preferable than posting where people actually care about him?
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Old 11-22-2012, 10:55 AM
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What happens if a certain fan start worrying about their own team instead of posting in a place that has nothing to do with their team? Will that fan's head explode? Will that be the end of world as we know it? Will that person's team's playoff hopes be crushed by the man who decided that posting on a board that has nothing to do with his team much preferable than posting where people actually care about him?
Sadly, such a place does not exist
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What happens if a certain fan start worrying about their own team instead of posting in a place that has nothing to do with their team? Will that fan's head explode? Will that be the end of world as we know it? Will that person's team's playoff hopes be crushed by the man who decided that posting on a board that has nothing to do with his team much preferable than posting where people actually care about him?
Indianapolis is close to cincinnati so there is a natural rivalry there. Plus Coltsfan respects the Steelers and has no respect for the bengals....wouldn't that in itself be enough to make him qualified to be here?
But thats just my opinion...I could be wrong.
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Old 11-22-2012, 08:23 PM
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Indianapolis is close to cincinnati so there is a natural rivalry there. Plus Coltsfan respects the Steelers and has no respect for the bengals....wouldn't that in itself be enough to make him qualified to be here?
But thats just my opinion...I could be wrong.
You are wrong.
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You are wrong.
We'll see about that....after we hear what Coltsfan has to say
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Old 11-22-2012, 10:21 PM
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... Pick 6 Palmer and the Raiders BEAT the Bengals in their own house?

Will Bengal fans heads explode? Will that be the end of Marvin? Will the Bengals playoff hopes be crushed by the man who decided that retiring is much preferable than playing another down as a Bengal?
Would coltsfan head explode if all of his favorite teams lose on any give week........oh wait, its impossible for 31 teams to lose
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Old 11-23-2012, 01:48 AM
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Figures. Coltsfan disappears for a week after the Colts are thoroughly embarrassed by the Patriots, then shows up again to smack talk with hypothetical scenarios.
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What happens if a certain fan start worrying about their own team instead of posting in a place that has nothing to do with their team? Will that fan's head explode? Will that be the end of world as we know it? Will that person's team's playoff hopes be crushed by the man who decided that posting on a board that has nothing to do with his team much preferable than posting where people actually care about him?
Nothing to do with his team?


Dude... aren't the Bengals in a playoff hunt? What 2 teams are currently in the way of the Bengals getting in as a wild card?

I'll give you a hint: One of the teams play at home in Pittsburgh, the other play at home in Indianapolis.

That relevant enough for you?
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Would coltsfan head explode if all of his favorite teams lose on any give week........oh wait, its impossible for 31 teams to lose
Actually, the 1 team I root for and the other 3 teams I respect actually all lost in one week not too long ago.

My head didn't explode and I'm clearly here.
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Old 11-23-2012, 06:01 AM
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Figures. Coltsfan disappears for a week after the Colts are thoroughly embarrassed by the Patriots, then shows up again to smack talk with hypothetical scenarios.
Hypothetical?


Are you kidding? Here, let me remind of a 2 hypothetical losses that occurred to the Bengals that was considered shocking at the time:

1) Dolphins
2) Browns

Ring a bell?

The Raiders could very well go in Paul Brown Stadium and ring the bell of the Bengals. It's not hypothetical at all. It's actually a realistic POSSIBLITY!!
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Hypothetical?


Are you kidding? Here, let me remind of a 2 hypothetical losses that occurred to the Bengals that was considered shocking at the time:

1) Dolphins
2) Browns

Ring a bell?

The Raiders could very well go in Paul Brown Stadium and ring the bell of the Bengals. It's not hypothetical at all. It's actually a realistic POSSIBLITY!!
You're a realistic possibility.

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What if.......lets speculate about a game that hasnt happened, and assume we LOSE? No thanks.....Ill just assume we WON and tell you what happens. "After another great game, Andy and the Bengals went home and celebrated their 44-3 victory over the Raiders. Mavin Lewis announced at the press conference that he was happy with the way the guys played and couldn't wait until next Sunday to do it again. Carson Palmer cried for 6 straight hours after the game and had to be consoled by a physician." I like that way better
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Hypothetically speaking... What if Coltsturd never existed? Maybe Smack Talk would be a lot better for it.
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Actually, the 1 team I root for and the other 3 teams I respect actually all lost in one week not too long ago.

My head didn't explode and I'm clearly here.
Too bad.
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