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Old 11-24-2012, 12:22 AM
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The Colts just released the news that Andrew Luck is not going to play this week, the Colts have signed Jake Delhomme to a one year contract. Sources say he will be starting the remainder of the games for the Colts this season. When asked why they chose Delhomme as the starter, the reply was that there was a particular bandwagon fan that chose to join a message board that is not even in the AFCS and also his ex girl friend gave an added bonus to the players for signing him.

































See what you did fanof31teams
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Old 11-24-2012, 01:29 AM
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Disclaimer: It is not true, but boy if it did actually happen Indianapolis would explode
Thank you for the disclaimer Steelman, I really needed that.


You just trolled, and then at the end of your post, said you were trolling. Is that a double fail?
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Old 11-24-2012, 01:30 AM
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I just want to know, if he is fanof31teams, what team is he NOT a fan of?
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Old 11-24-2012, 02:22 AM
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Thank you for the disclaimer Steelman, I really needed that.


You just trolled, and then at the end of your post, said you were trolling. Is that a double fail?
Still haven't learned to read yet I see. You know instead of ASmith you should have used A - hole, much more fitting a name for a loser like you.
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Old 11-24-2012, 03:14 AM
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[quote=silenetwolf;2695716]The Colts just released the news that Andrew Luck is not going to play this week, the Colts have signed Jake Delhomme to a one year contract. Sources say he will be starting the remainder of the games for the Colts this season. When asked why they chose Delhomme as the starter, the reply was that there was a particular bandwagon fan that chose to join a message board that is not even in the AFCS and also his ex girl friend gave an added bonus to the players for signing him.

































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Old 11-24-2012, 03:20 AM
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I just want to know, if he is fanof31teams, what team is he NOT a fan of?
I'll give you a hint, think of Halloween colors
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Old 11-24-2012, 04:28 AM
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Still haven't learned to read yet I see. You know instead of ASmith you should have used A - hole, much more fitting a name for a loser like you.
Your tears of fail taste good

ps, way to fail quote yourself. Pro move.
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Old 11-24-2012, 04:35 AM
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Your tears of fail taste good

ps, way to fail quote yourself. Pro move.
If there was a Hall of Fame for threads, this would belong in it.

Instant, classic, super fail of epic proportions. Sure to be never duplicated in the history of future interwebz.
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Old 11-24-2012, 06:30 AM
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the fail is strong in this one
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The Colts just released the news that Andrew Luck is not going to play this week, the Colts have signed Jake Delhomme to a one year contract. Sources say he will be starting the remainder of the games for the Colts this season. When asked why they chose Delhomme as the starter, the reply was that there was a particular bandwagon fan that chose to join a message board that is not even in the AFCS and also his ex girl friend gave an added bonus to the players for signing him.

































See what you did fanof31teams
Hmmnnn...

Very imaginative. But... I'm not quite sure what you're saying. Also, I'm not quite sure how I'm supposed to be feeling about this post. Did you just insult me or what? I'm not sure.

You know... maybe if you posted yet another picture of Jake Delhomme or made a comment about how I'm a fan of 31 teams... oh... my bad, I think you did.

Hey... great post, dude!
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Old 11-24-2012, 07:37 AM
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And in other news....after a slew of injuries to the Pittsburg Quarterback roster the Steelers annouced on Thursday night that they would be signing ex quarteback Kordell Stewart for a 1 year 6 million dollar contract..thus bringing the ex Pittsburg star out of retirement to start the remaining games for the season. Mike Tomlin was quoted with "Yea..we have recently had a few injuries to some key players, and Im hoping by bringing back Slash and the old number 10, we will create a spark for this team and keep us in the running." It was also reported that 15 minutes after making the announcement, Mike Tomlin was savagely beaten by a slew of unnamed Steeler fans on the way to his car. NY Post
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Old 11-24-2012, 07:56 AM
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I just want to know, if he is fanof31teams, what team is he NOT a fan of?
Umm...they have a striking resemblance to bunch of Garfields in a kitty litter box called PBS.

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Old 11-24-2012, 09:31 AM
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I just want to know, if he is fanof31teams, what team is he NOT a fan of?
Cincinnati. EveryTeamExceptTheBengalsFan4Ever changes loyalties faster than a desperate Congressional lobbyist. Heck, chameleons even say he changes his colors too fast.
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Cincinnati. EveryTeamExceptTheBengalsFan4Ever changes loyalties faster than a desperate Congressional lobbyist. Heck, chameleons even say he changes his colors too fast.

At some point he's going to come out of the closet on this one and say that he "respects" them.
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Old 11-24-2012, 10:53 AM
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At some point he's going to come out of the closet on this one and say that he "respects" them.
Not until after they win the Super Bowl.
































This year.
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Old 11-24-2012, 11:23 AM
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lol The empty space...even after you gave it some thought you are still as wrong as could be.
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Old 11-24-2012, 11:26 AM
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lol The empty space...even after you gave it some thought you are as wrong as could be.
That wasn't for thought. That was for dramatic effect.
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ColtsFan reminds me of a couple of friends I had back in the 90's that would buy the starter coat for whichever team was hot that year. One of them bought a Patriots coat in 96' and got pis_ed off when they lost to the Pack in the SB.
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You cannot make a thread with this individual in mind without it being a failure. After all he himself is a failure.

Oh and Rfaulk, it will not take the superbowl for him to become, er I mean respect the Bengals. All the Bengals need to do is sign up one of the Manning brothers when their production begins that slow decline and they end up like Brett Favre.
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You cannot make a thread with this individual in mind without it being a failure. After all he himself is a failure.
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You cannot make a thread with this individual in mind without it being a failure. After all he himself is a failure.

Oh and Rfaulk, it will not take the superbowl for him to become, er I mean respect the Bengals. All the Bengals need to do is sign up one of the Manning brothers when their production begins that slow decline and they end up like Brett Favre.
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Over your head? Sorry about that.
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Over your head? Sorry about that.
WTF? It did not go over anyones head, it was just really bad. There is no saving this abortion of a thread so just stop.
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WTF? It did not go over anyones head, it was just really bad. There is no saving this abortion of a thread so just stop.

OK, let me get this straight, it is OK for you all to make threads like this but not me. Correct?
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