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Old 11-27-2012, 02:21 PM
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enjoy many blow, booze and hookers ya old farthead.
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Old 11-27-2012, 03:45 PM
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You guys will understand when you are 50.
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Old 11-27-2012, 03:55 PM
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Happy Birthday!
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Old 11-27-2012, 04:00 PM
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Happy FredToast Day, birthday boy!
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Old 11-27-2012, 04:39 PM
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You guys will understand when you are 50.
I have a year and a half until I'm tappin' primate booty?
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Old 11-27-2012, 04:41 PM
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Happy Birthday!

Turned 50 myself this year in August. It was a constant party/travel leading up to it, during and after. Enjoying taking a deep breath and relaxing that it's past.

We grew up during a great time. So how's the 5-0 hitting ya?
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Old 11-27-2012, 05:31 PM
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Happy B-Day you Nugget lover.

I'll forgive you for that and present you with the Cookie Monster.

Mmmmmmm Coooooooookie!!
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Old 11-27-2012, 06:46 PM
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I have a year and a half until I'm tappin' primate booty?
Well you did try to get in morning stars pants so the way I see it your almost there.
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Old 11-27-2012, 07:18 PM
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Happy birthday Fred.
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Old 11-27-2012, 07:24 PM
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Happy BDAY Fred!!!!
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Old 11-27-2012, 08:17 PM
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Who you kiddin? We all know you've tapped orango-tang!
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Old 11-27-2012, 08:37 PM
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Happy birthday Fred. Make it a great one! Any words of wisdom you wish to impart after you first half century?
What time is it?

It's cold in here.
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Old 11-27-2012, 08:39 PM
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What can I say? Bananas are cheap.
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Old 11-27-2012, 09:05 PM
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Happy Birthday Fred.
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:16 PM
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BTW 11-27 is also Jimi Hendrix's birthday.
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:17 AM
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Happy Birthday Toasty.

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Old 11-28-2012, 12:29 AM
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Happy birthday Fred!
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Old 11-28-2012, 10:07 AM
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BTW 11-27 is also Jimi Hendrix's birthday.
I thought it was 4/20......
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Old 11-28-2012, 10:09 AM
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Who you kiddin? We all know you've tapped orango-tang!
Step off Sunkist, or I'll peel you like a navel Mr. Orange.
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Old 11-28-2012, 10:36 AM
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Step off Sunkist, or I'll peel you like a navel Mr. Orange.
I think I'll change to annoying orange, just for you. And you can't tell me you didn't look longingly at that pink, plump juicy booty.
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:14 AM
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I think I'll change to annoying orange, just for you. And you can't tell me you didn't look longingly at that pink, plump juicy booty.
grapefruit?



Anyways Happy birthday... Fred...


still wondering how we are talking about grapefruit
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:20 AM
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Thanks to everyone, but I am sorry that i didn't get more spankings on my birthday.

So at 1:00 today I will press my butt cheeks against my computer screen so that everyone out there can give me a cyber spanking.
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Happy birthday!!
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:43 PM
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Thanks to everyone, but I am sorry that i didn't get more spankings on my birthday.

So at 1:00 today I will press my butt cheeks against my computer screen so that everyone out there can give me a cyber spanking.
cool its past 1 and no butt came thru my PC screen...

ohhh happy day.
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Old 11-28-2012, 03:16 PM
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I think I'll change to annoying orange, just for you. And you can't tell me you didn't look longingly at that pink, plump juicy booty.
Shhhh, this is a B-Day thread, not the time!
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