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Old 11-29-2012, 11:51 AM
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I didn't win the Powerball jackpot. All I got were the 5 white ball numbers and missed the red ball. I was so ******, I took out my lighter and set the ticket on fire. Burned it up.

I think the lottery is rigged, they don't want people who need it win it. Instead, they give it to some low life person in Arizona and we all know what kind of people they are. That's right they're STUPID DUMDUM HEADS!
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Old 11-29-2012, 11:53 AM
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I didn't win the Powerball jackpot. All I got were the 5 white ball numbers and missed the red ball. I was so ******, I took out my lighter and set the ticket on fire. Burned it up.

I think the lottery is rigged, they don't want people who need it win it. Instead, they give it to some low life person in Arizona and we all know what kind of people they are. That's right they're STUPID DUMDUM HEADS!
you know you still win considerable cash if you match the 5 normal numbers?
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Old 11-29-2012, 11:54 AM
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you know you still win considerable cash if you match the 5 normal numbers?
What? $4.00? Big whoop!

EDIT: I know, if you match 5 white ball numbers, you win 1 million. I'm just messing.
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Old 11-29-2012, 12:05 PM
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What? $4.00? Big whoop!

EDIT: I know, if you match 5 white ball numbers, you win 1 million. I'm just messing.
I hit 3 numbers.....$7

I have eff me money now!!!
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I hit 3 numbers.....$7

I have eff me money now!!!

You're going to need a couple more 0's for someone to eff you.
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You're going to need a couple more 0's for someone to eff you.
Did you raise your prices!!??
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Did you raise your prices!!??

Yes, but for 7 dollars you can get morningstar
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Yes, but for 7 dollars you can get morningstar
$1.50 and you got a deal?
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I think all five numbers was a little over five mil.
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$1.50 and you got a deal?

Ok and a cheeseburger
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Ok and a cheeseburger
A $0.99 McDouble
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I didn't win the Powerball jackpot. All I got were the 5 white ball numbers and missed the red ball. I was so ******, I took out my lighter and set the ticket on fire. Burned it up.

I think the lottery is rigged, they don't want people who need it win it. Instead, they give it to some low life person in Arizona and we all know what kind of people they are. That's right they're STUPID DUMDUM HEADS!


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I want a win each time. It's not my problem the other team is hurt.
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I didn't win the Powerball jackpot. All I got were the 5 white ball numbers and missed the red ball. I was so ******, I took out my lighter and set the ticket on fire. Burned it up.

I think the lottery is rigged, they don't want people who need it win it. Instead, they give it to some low life person in Arizona and we all know what kind of people they are. That's right they're STUPID DUMDUM HEADS!


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A $0.99 McDouble
You both are embarrassing me. Please don't make me pull this car over and blister your butts!
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You're going to need a couple more 0's for someone to eff you.
Unfortunately, he has enough already.
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A $0.99 McDouble
They are a Dollar... And a crime that they only have 1 slice of cheese.
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