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Well, I got the call from my cardiologist. My doppler test shows that I, once again, have nearly 90% blockage in the same damn artery. They've put 3 stents in, and I have to go see him next week to discuss "other options".

As in he wants to talk about replacing that entire section of my iliac artery with...a........pig......vein. Now I know this is a magnet for some of you, and I understand the jokes that are coming on this. But this is actually a fairly dangerous procedure, and not just an outpatient ordeal like a stent.

So if I am suddenly not around anymore, well, it's been real, and it's been fun. But not real fun. And praise Allah I'm not Muslim.
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Well, I got the call from my cardiologist. My doppler test shows that I, once again, have nearly 90% blockage in the same damn artery. They've put 3 stents in, and I have to go see him next week to discuss "other options".

As in he wants to talk about replacing that entire section of my iliac artery with...a........pig......vein. Now I know this is a magnet for some of you, and I understand the jokes that are coming on this. But this is actually a fairly dangerous procedure, and not just an outpatient ordeal like a stent.

So if I am suddenly not around anymore, well, it's been real, and it's been fun. But not real fun. And praise Allah I'm not Muslim.
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Now that I have said that, any further posts will be in reference to being so hard up for a date that you are going for a pigs vein.
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Good luck with that rc. If that fails you can always try monkey butt vein!
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Good luck with that rc. If that fails you can always try monkey butt vein!
You're treading the line on obsession with primate anal inflammation.
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Well, I got the call from my cardiologist. My doppler test shows that I, once again, have nearly 90% blockage in the same damn artery. They've put 3 stents in, and I have to go see him next week to discuss "other options".

As in he wants to talk about replacing that entire section of my iliac artery with...a........pig......vein. Now I know this is a magnet for some of you, and I understand the jokes that are coming on this. But this is actually a fairly dangerous procedure, and not just an outpatient ordeal like a stent.

So if I am suddenly not around anymore, well, it's been real, and it's been fun. But not real fun. And praise Allah I'm not Muslim.
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Goodluck buddy.

Don't know what we'd do without your sorry jokes.

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Well, I got the call from my cardiologist. My doppler test shows that I, once again, have nearly 90% blockage in the same damn artery. They've put 3 stents in, and I have to go see him next week to discuss "other options".

As in he wants to talk about replacing that entire section of my iliac artery with...a........pig......vein. Now I know this is a magnet for some of you, and I understand the jokes that are coming on this. But this is actually a fairly dangerous procedure, and not just an outpatient ordeal like a stent.

So if I am suddenly not around anymore, well, it's been real, and it's been fun. But not real fun. And praise Allah I'm not Muslim.
Hey now.... you need to eat a salad.


Really i wish you the best. and if you get a pig heart i mean vein everytime i watch the South Park honey Boo Boo episode ill think of you.
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Well, I got the call from my cardiologist. My doppler test shows that I, once again, have nearly 90% blockage in the same damn artery. They've put 3 stents in, and I have to go see him next week to discuss "other options".

As in he wants to talk about replacing that entire section of my iliac artery with...a........pig......vein. Now I know this is a magnet for some of you, and I understand the jokes that are coming on this. But this is actually a fairly dangerous procedure, and not just an outpatient ordeal like a stent.

So if I am suddenly not around anymore, well, it's been real, and it's been fun. But not real fun. And praise Allah I'm not Muslim.
Soooo...When you get this done and you're feeling better is it alright if I give you the nick name "The Other White Meat"?
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Dont worry rumble cat... even if you are part pig there is always a spot for you...

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You're treading the line on obsession with primate anal inflammation.
Treading? I'm ape over that. Once you go baboon you'll be back real soon!
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Best of luck to you buddy. My uncle actually has a pig valve in his heart. I'm sure you'll become more comfortable with the idea as you become more familiar with the process. I'll be sure to pray for you.
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Best of luck to you buddy. My uncle actually has a pig valve in his heart. I'm sure you'll become more comfortable with the idea as you become more familiar with the process. I'll be sure to pray for you.
But can he still eat pork products?
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Soooo...When you get this done and you're feeling better is it alright if I give you the nick name "The Other White Meat"?
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Absolutely, it's reserved for you alone!

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Best of luck to you buddy. My uncle actually has a pig valve in his heart. I'm sure you'll become more comfortable with the idea as you become more familiar with the process. I'll be sure to pray for you.
Thanks man, you're probably right. Lord, half of my left leg is metal inside.
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Really i wish you the best. and if you get a pig heart i mean vein everytime i watch the South Park honey Boo Boo episode ill think of you.
I wonder if I get to pick the pig myself?
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Where is fred? I know he's gonna' have a field day with me on this.
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But can he still eat pork products?
Wouldn't that make him some sort of cannibal? Hmmm.
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Wouldn't that make him some sort of cannibal? Hmmm.
thats my question...

If he had a delicious Pulled Pork Sandwich with BBQ suace in front of him would his heart be in it(to eat it)
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Wouldn't that make him some sort of cannibal? Hmmm.
I'm beginning to get a little worried about you Sunkist. And to think I sat next to you for a whole game, well almost a whole game. lol

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thats my question...

If he had a delicious Pulled Pork Sandwich with BBQ suace in front of him would his heart be in it(to eat it)
You could put the brain and soul of a pig in me, and I'll still eat my pulled pork, ribs, ham, bacon...............Probably why I have to get this done. They MIGHT be putting part of an animal in me that probably contributed to part of the problem.
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thats my question...

If he had a delicious Pulled Pork Sandwich with BBQ suace in front of him would his heart be in it(to eat it)
Sorry mikey. No more pulled pork BBQ samiches, bacon, ham, pork chops or pork ribs for you. Though you may have an uncontrollable urge to squeal like a piggy!
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Sorry mikey. No more pulled pork BBQ samiches, bacon, ham, pork chops or pork ribs for you. Though you may have an uncontrollable urge to squeal like a piggy!
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Sorry mikey. No more pulled pork BBQ samiches, bacon, ham, pork chops or pork ribs for you. Though you may have an uncontrollable urge to squeal like a piggy!
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You do know if you get that done, noone will trust you with secrets, they will be afraid you will squeal on them, , good luck bro, if you need anything,


















































































































































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