Pig Veins

[fredtoast]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

Where is fred? I know he's gonna' have a field day with me on this.

I can't rip you too hard on this subject Mikey. I am on my third liver, and I had to buy this last one on the black market (they have strict rules regarding getting seconds on the transplant list before everyone else has gotten at least one).

I am not sure where it came from, but I think I may have made a mistake trying to save a few bucks by taking the cheapest one they had. All I know is that shortly after the transplant I developed a bright red distended annus and a craving for bananas.

[Morning Star]

Hope your procedure goes well and you are back full strength!!!!

[Ben zoo 2]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

You love this don't you? It wasn't that funny Sunday when it took us an hour to get to our seats! I held you up big time!

Ah, no worries. Just trying to lighten things up. In all seriousness I hope when you get this done it goes smooth and easy and your back on your hooves, I mean feet real soon

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by Ben zoo 2

Ah, no worries. Just trying to lighten things up. In all seriousness I hope when you get this done it goes smooth and easy and your back on your hooves, I mean feet real soon

lol

I know, I'm just trying to get in some jabs back at you guys.

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by fredtoast

I can't rip you too hard on this subject Mikey. I am on my third liver, and I had to buy this last one on the black market (they have strict rules regarding getting seconds on the transplant list before everyone else has gotten at least one).

I am not sure where it came from, but I think I may have made a mistake trying to save a few bucks by taking the cheapest one they had. All I know is that shortly after the transplant I developed a bright red distended annus and a craving for bananas.

Okay, I'm not even certain how much of this is true, and how much isn't. I just know I have a really bad image of you in my head now.

Originally Posted by Morning Star

Hope your procedure goes well and you are back full strength!!!!

Thanks.

[XenoMorph]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

lol

I know, I'm just trying to get in some jabs back at you guys.

real feelings are for private messages out here in the jungle everyone and thing is fair game lol


j/k

[NashvilleBengalfan]

Will you smell like bacon when you perspire ?

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by NashvilleBengalfan

Will you smell like bacon when you perspire ?

I already do. Applewood smoked bacon.

[XenoMorph]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

I already do. Applewood smoked bacon.

Well after the surgery if you have bacon you can ponder if its related.

[fredtoast]

Originally Posted by NashvilleBengalfan

Will you smell like bacon when you perspire ?

Pigs do not perspire. That is why they have to lay around in mud all the time too keep cool.

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by fredtoast

Pigs do not perspire. That is why they have to lay around in mud all the time too keep cool.

Sweet, no more Antiperspirant to buy!

[XenoMorph]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

Sweet, no more Antiperspirant to buy!

no but you'll have to start mud baths,.

[SunsetBengal]

See RC, you should have listened to your Grandma when she told you to quit eating those fried pork rinds, or else you would turn into one...















j/k bro, Hope all goes well, and we can see a game together!

[Fan_in_Kettering]

Originally Posted by BengalsFan024

But can he still eat pork products?

Only if he wants the risk of contracting Mad Pig Disease!

In all seriousness, Rumble Cat, you're going to be fine and I'm going to get a little personal on here but it's going to help you understand that you're going to make it. While I've never had anything done to my iliac artery, I do have a replaced thoracic aorta and I've lived with it for the majority of my life. In fact, there is a 10 cm long section of my aorta which was replaced with a woven Dacron cylindrical graft. Surgeries like mine and yours are serious but they are performed somewhere every day by experienced doctors.

In fact, you'll have an easier time with things than I did because my operation was over 30 years ago when anesthesia came with a whole poopstorm of side effects and there was no such thing as robotic surgery. Today's anesthesia is terrific -- I was put under in 2007 when my broken L5 vertebra was surgically repaired -- and there are no side effects like I experienced over 30 years ago.

This is serious but you'll be back here posting very soon. Also, if you think about it, maybe the other part of the pig will be made into the very NFL football which Andy Dalton uses to throw the winning touchdown to AJ Green in the Super Bowl.

[jmccracky]

Originally Posted by fredtoast

Pigs do not perspire.

Prom night....year 1993. Trust me.....pigs do perspire. They also give hickeys for all your buddies to see so they can laugh at you for denying.......ah....never mind.

In all seriousness, Mikey, you'll be fine man. Keep us updated buddy.

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by Fan_in_Kettering

This is serious but you'll be back here posting very soon. Also, if you think about it, maybe the other part of the pig will be made into the very NFL football which Andy Dalton uses to throw the winning touchdown to AJ Green in the Super Bowl.

This is an acceptable trade off, imo. Mikey grows a curly little tail and the Bengals win the SB.

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

This is an acceptable trade off, imo. Mikey grows a curly little tail and the Bengals win the SB.

Mikey already has a curly little tail....

[Bryan]

I think they use pig veins because they're the most similar to human ones.

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

Where is fred? I know he's gonna' have a field day with me on this.

He should, wasn't he the one who made a thread about having sex with a turkey?

[HarleyDog]

Originally Posted by fredtoast

Pigs do not perspire. That is why they have to lay around in mud all the time too keep cool.

Really? I did not know that.


Rumble, wear a condom please.

[RumbleCat]

lmao

Too many funny posts to respond to all of them! Lets just remember, we still have only one main comedian here.

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by Fan_in_Kettering

Only if he wants the risk of contracting Mad Pig Disease!

In all seriousness, Rumble Cat, you're going to be fine and I'm going to get a little personal on here but it's going to help you understand that you're going to make it. While I've never had anything done to my iliac artery, I do have a replaced thoracic aorta and I've lived with it for the majority of my life. In fact, there is a 10 cm long section of my aorta which was replaced with a woven Dacron cylindrical graft. Surgeries like mine and yours are serious but they are performed somewhere every day by experienced doctors.

In fact, you'll have an easier time with things than I did because my operation was over 30 years ago when anesthesia came with a whole poopstorm of side effects and there was no such thing as robotic surgery. Today's anesthesia is terrific -- I was put under in 2007 when my broken L5 vertebra was surgically repaired -- and there are no side effects like I experienced over 30 years ago.

This is serious but you'll be back here posting very soon. Also, if you think about it, maybe the other part of the pig will be made into the very NFL football which Andy Dalton uses to throw the winning touchdown to AJ Green in the Super Bowl.

Thanks man. I'm not too worried. I'll know more in a week or so, but I'm not afraid of dying, and apparently, I'm indestructable.

lol @ Dalton passing a TD to Green with the rest of my artery donor pig!

[Ben zoo 2]

Originally Posted by Johnny Cupcakes

Mikey already has a curly little tail....

And after this he'll be eyeing miss piggy's curly little tail a little more longingly!

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by Ben zoo 2

And after this he'll be eyeing miss piggy's curly little tail a little more longingly!

You were warned!

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by Johnny Cupcakes

Mikey already has a curly little tail....

I'm talking about on the other side!!

[THEBURG]

Originally Posted by Bryan

I think they use pig veins because they're the most similar to human ones.



He should, wasn't he the one who made a thread about having sex with a turkey?

No, he said he liked to do it turkey fashion,,,, GOBBLE, GOBBLE