12 Days of Disaster

[silenetwolf]

The program is on the syfy channel on December 8. Looks pretty interesting. Anyone else see the previews of it?

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by silenetwolf

The program is on the syfy channel on December 8. Looks pretty interesting. Anyone else see the previews of it?

What is this show about? Different ways the world could end, I presume? They're just capitalizing on the hype that will be 12-21-12. I don't blame em....it's good marketing, and I'll probably check it out.

[Who2Dey]

Originally Posted by silenetwolf

The program is on the syfy channel on December 8. Looks pretty interesting. Anyone else see the previews of it?

Does it document the Steelers next two games?

[Sher Khan]

Apocalypse shows are good for the economy. It scares the ****** out of the crazies and they buy millions of dollars worth of guns, knives, ammunition, and toilet paper.

[RumbleCat]

Who cares, nothing matters in 19 days anyway. At exactly 11:59pm on 12/20, I will be naked, banging on the door of my hot neighbor down the street, and invite her out to dance naked with me as it all ends.

We'll dance to Sun King by The Cult. First words he says; "This is where it all ends". And then, if nothing happens at 12:01am, I figure I pretty well took care of "breaking the ice". So I'll ask her out, what options would she have then?

[SunsetBengal]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

Who cares, nothing matters in 19 days anyway. At exactly 11:59pm on 12/20, I will be naked, banging on the door of my hot neighbor down the street, and invite her out to dance naked with me as it all ends.

We'll dance to Sun King by The Cult. First words he says; "This is where it all ends". And then, if nothing happens at 12:01am, I figure I pretty well took care of "breaking the ice". So I'll ask her out, what options would she have then?

For your sake, I hope it's not too cold that night...as you may end up with a "small" problem on your hands.

[Ben zoo 2]

Originally Posted by SunsetBengal

For your sake, I hope it's not too cold that night...as you may end up with a "small" problem on your hands.

Don't you mean smaller?

[Trademark]

No man knows when JESUS will return or when the world will end except GOD the FATHER.......

But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. (Matthew 24:36)

[SunsetBengal]

Originally Posted by Ben zoo 2

Don't you mean smaller?

Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark.

[SunsetBengal]

Originally Posted by Trademark

No man knows when JESUS will return or when the world will end except GOD the FATHER.......

But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. (Matthew 24:36)

They say that the lord works in mysterious ways...

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by Trademark

No man knows when JESUS will return or when the world will end except GOD the FATHER.......

But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. (Matthew 24:36)

Well, to save the planet, I'm going to make a bold prediction. The world will end on one of the days sometime during the next billion years. Since God cannot end the world on a day where I already know it's gonna end, and cannot be proven wrong,....you all, and all of your decendants are safe for a long time.

You're all very welcome.

Like I've said before......I'm here to solve all of your problems.

[crispy]

Originally Posted by Trademark

No man knows when JESUS will return or when the world will end except GOD the FATHER.......

But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. (Matthew 24:36)

The Mayans say Matthew doesn't know WTF he's talking about........

[Orange and Black Attack]

What The F*** Facts ‏@WhatTheFFacts
The actual "Doomsday" date according to Mayans calendar lies over 4,000 years in the future -- It is October 21, 4772.

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by Trademark

No man knows when JESUS will return or when the world will end except GOD the FATHER.......

But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. (Matthew 24:36)

How did my funny post about the world ending lead to religion? I can't joke here? Please to dear sweet little baby jesus tell me you know I was joking!?

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by Orange and Black Attack

What The F*** Facts ‏@WhatTheFFacts
The actual "Doomsday" date according to Mayans calendar lies over 4,000 years in the future -- It is October 21, 4772.

4000 years from now, it will only be 4772? The Mayans are superb. Mind = Blown

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

How did my funny post about the world ending lead to religion? I can't joke here? Please to dear sweet little baby jesus tell me you know I was joking!?

Didn't you get the memo? ALL posts have to eventually end up with religious responses. It's a new Klotsch rule.

[XenoMorph]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

Who cares, nothing matters in 19 days anyway. At exactly 11:59pm on 12/20, I will be naked, banging on the door of my hot neighbor down the street, and invite her out to dance naked with me as it all ends.

We'll dance to Sun King by The Cult. First words he says; "This is where it all ends". And then, if nothing happens at 12:01am, I figure I pretty well took care of "breaking the ice". So I'll ask her out, what options would she have then?

Dont Fear the Reaper... would be my pick.

[XenoMorph]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

How did my funny post about the world ending lead to religion? I can't joke here? Please to dear sweet little baby jesus tell me you know I was joking!?

How does a post about the world ending NOT lead to a religious discussion would have been a better question. Its part of the book Trumpts bodyless clothes people disappearing...

Well hurry up folks more planet earth for me.

[Sher Khan]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

How did my funny post about the world ending lead to religion? I can't joke here? Please to dear sweet little baby jesus tell me you know I was joking!?

Troll...

[XenoMorph]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

How did my funny post about the world ending lead to religion? I can't joke here? Please to dear sweet little baby jesus tell me you know I was joking!?

Psst.. Baby jesus only talks to milk laden boobs.

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by crispy

The Mayans say Matthew doesn't know WTF he's talking about........

lmao

[XenoMorph]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

lmao

All i know if its written in stone it must be more useful than whats on paper... i mean who would bother carving lies into stones?

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by BengalsFan024

All i know if its written in stone it must be more useful than whats on paper... i mean who would bother carving lies into stones?

Uhm, a dishonest stone carver?

[XenoMorph]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

Uhm, a dishonest stone carver?

that *******.!!!!!!!


in other news am i the only one that disliked the change from

"Sci Fi" to "SyFy"

[silenetwolf]

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

What is this show about? Different ways the world could end, I presume? They're just capitalizing on the hype that will be 12-21-12. I don't blame em....it's good marketing, and I'll probably check it out.

The show is about 12 days of different natural disasters that will end with the extinction of mankind.