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Old 12-01-2012, 10:43 PM
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The program is on the syfy channel on December 8. Looks pretty interesting. Anyone else see the previews of it?
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Old 12-01-2012, 10:45 PM
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The program is on the syfy channel on December 8. Looks pretty interesting. Anyone else see the previews of it?
What is this show about? Different ways the world could end, I presume? They're just capitalizing on the hype that will be 12-21-12. I don't blame em....it's good marketing, and I'll probably check it out.
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Old 12-02-2012, 11:41 AM
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The program is on the syfy channel on December 8. Looks pretty interesting. Anyone else see the previews of it?
Does it document the Steelers next two games?
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Its not like flattened her with a closed fist. She was rudely bothering him for an autograph.She drilled him right in the eye with a full glass of beer as a natural reaction he got angry and smacked her hard. It could have and probably has happened to quite a few people
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Apocalypse shows are good for the economy. It scares the ****** out of the crazies and they buy millions of dollars worth of guns, knives, ammunition, and toilet paper.
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Who cares, nothing matters in 19 days anyway. At exactly 11:59pm on 12/20, I will be naked, banging on the door of my hot neighbor down the street, and invite her out to dance naked with me as it all ends.

We'll dance to Sun King by The Cult. First words he says; "This is where it all ends". And then, if nothing happens at 12:01am, I figure I pretty well took care of "breaking the ice". So I'll ask her out, what options would she have then?
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Who cares, nothing matters in 19 days anyway. At exactly 11:59pm on 12/20, I will be naked, banging on the door of my hot neighbor down the street, and invite her out to dance naked with me as it all ends.

We'll dance to Sun King by The Cult. First words he says; "This is where it all ends". And then, if nothing happens at 12:01am, I figure I pretty well took care of "breaking the ice". So I'll ask her out, what options would she have then?

For your sake, I hope it's not too cold that night...as you may end up with a "small" problem on your hands.
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For your sake, I hope it's not too cold that night...as you may end up with a "small" problem on your hands.
Don't you mean smaller?
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No man knows when JESUS will return or when the world will end except GOD the FATHER.......

But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. (Matthew 24:36)
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Don't you mean smaller?

Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark.
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No man knows when JESUS will return or when the world will end except GOD the FATHER.......

But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. (Matthew 24:36)

They say that the lord works in mysterious ways...
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No man knows when JESUS will return or when the world will end except GOD the FATHER.......

But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. (Matthew 24:36)
Well, to save the planet, I'm going to make a bold prediction. The world will end on one of the days sometime during the next billion years. Since God cannot end the world on a day where I already know it's gonna end, and cannot be proven wrong,....you all, and all of your decendants are safe for a long time.

You're all very welcome.

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No man knows when JESUS will return or when the world will end except GOD the FATHER.......

But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. (Matthew 24:36)
The Mayans say Matthew doesn't know WTF he's talking about........
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The actual "Doomsday" date according to Mayans calendar lies over 4,000 years in the future -- It is October 21, 4772.
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But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. (Matthew 24:36)
How did my funny post about the world ending lead to religion? I can't joke here? Please to dear sweet little baby jesus tell me you know I was joking!?
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:12 AM
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What The F*** Facts ‏@WhatTheFFacts
The actual "Doomsday" date according to Mayans calendar lies over 4,000 years in the future -- It is October 21, 4772.
4000 years from now, it will only be 4772? The Mayans are superb. Mind = Blown
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How did my funny post about the world ending lead to religion? I can't joke here? Please to dear sweet little baby jesus tell me you know I was joking!?
Didn't you get the memo? ALL posts have to eventually end up with religious responses. It's a new Klotsch rule.
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Who cares, nothing matters in 19 days anyway. At exactly 11:59pm on 12/20, I will be naked, banging on the door of my hot neighbor down the street, and invite her out to dance naked with me as it all ends.

We'll dance to Sun King by The Cult. First words he says; "This is where it all ends". And then, if nothing happens at 12:01am, I figure I pretty well took care of "breaking the ice". So I'll ask her out, what options would she have then?
Dont Fear the Reaper... would be my pick.
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How did my funny post about the world ending lead to religion? I can't joke here? Please to dear sweet little baby jesus tell me you know I was joking!?
How does a post about the world ending NOT lead to a religious discussion would have been a better question. Its part of the book Trumpts bodyless clothes people disappearing...

Well hurry up folks more planet earth for me.
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How did my funny post about the world ending lead to religion? I can't joke here? Please to dear sweet little baby jesus tell me you know I was joking!?
Troll...
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How did my funny post about the world ending lead to religion? I can't joke here? Please to dear sweet little baby jesus tell me you know I was joking!?
Psst.. Baby jesus only talks to milk laden boobs.
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The Mayans say Matthew doesn't know WTF he's talking about........
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All i know if its written in stone it must be more useful than whats on paper... i mean who would bother carving lies into stones?
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All i know if its written in stone it must be more useful than whats on paper... i mean who would bother carving lies into stones?
Uhm, a dishonest stone carver?
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Uhm, a dishonest stone carver?
that *******.!!!!!!!


in other news am i the only one that disliked the change from

"Sci Fi" to "SyFy"
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What is this show about? Different ways the world could end, I presume? They're just capitalizing on the hype that will be 12-21-12. I don't blame em....it's good marketing, and I'll probably check it out.
The show is about 12 days of different natural disasters that will end with the extinction of mankind.
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