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This is a false coloured Scanning Electron Microscope (SEM) image of a the larva of a bluebottle fly (Protophormia sp.), also known as a maggot.
As you can see, they have tiny teeth like fangs extending from their mouths.
Believe it or not, sterilized versions of these are used to clean wounds. They are placed on the wound where they feed on the dead tissue, leaving healthy living tissue untouched. Their saliva contain anti-bacterial chemicals.
Maggots such as this one are commonly used to treat many wounds, but particularly diabetic ulcers.
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I thought that was a crescent roll with eyes and teeth at first.
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two hours into my first day of work as a wal-mart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, i said, 'good morning, welcome to wal-mart. Nice kids, are they twins?' the mom answered, 'hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?' i replied, 'i'm not blind or stupid. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at wal-mart.' my supervisor said i probably wasn't cut out for this line of work!
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Lol I seen that on facebook the other day, good stuff nonetheless.
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But then you have to drink beer through a straw...pass
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Not ideal but better than not being able to drink beer
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