Bed Bugs

[RumbleCat]

It was alleged in another thread that I have bed bugs. And I'd like to discuss this.

First off, what are the signs of having bed bugs? And be specific, (and colorful).

Secondly, I keep my house extremely clean, and have to cats who sleep on the bed most of the time, too. Do/would they have bed bugs also?

Third, I was also told I was Mr. Stripes. Does this mean I argue with myself, and do they make pills for that? I don't take enough meds.

[pennsyltuckian]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

It was alleged in another thread that I have bed bugs. And I'd like to discuss this.

First off, what are the signs of having bed bugs? And be specific, (and colorful).

Secondly, I keep my house extremely clean, and have to cats who sleep on the bed most of the time, too. Do/would they have bed bugs also?

Third, I was also told I was Mr. Stripes. Does this mean I argue with myself, and do they make pills for that? I don't take enough meds.

Do you really want to get me started on insects again?

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

It was alleged in another thread that I have bed bugs. And I'd like to discuss this.

First off, what are the signs of having bed bugs? And be specific, (and colorful).

Secondly, I keep my house extremely clean, and have to cats who sleep on the bed most of the time, too. Do/would they have bed bugs also?

Third, I was also told I was Mr. Stripes. Does this mean I argue with myself, and do they make pills for that? I don't take enough meds.

Bed Bugs crawl into your butt at night and eat, poop, bang each other.....etc. Yeah, that's all going on inside of your own butt. Crazy, right?

Also, whatever happened to that Mr. Stripes fella? Did he get that modeling job that he wanted so badly?

[SteelCitySouth]

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

Also, whatever happened to that Mr. Stripes fella? Did he get that modeling job that he wanted so badly?

Last I heard he was:

Upset with how people treat each other here
Trying to figure out which sig pick he should go with
Trying to decide whether to go out with this church girl or not
Looking into the demographics of members that collect sports cards
Posting simple questions
Recently he was interested in what Christmas song people liked
Becoming part swine
Surveying the members about the browsers they useAnd making sure that all of the guys here get their festivuspole.

Pretty busy guy that Mr. Stripes.

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by SteelCitySouth

Last I heard he was:

Upset with how people treat each other here
Trying to figure out which sig pick he should go with
Trying to decide whether to go out with this church girl or not
Looking into the demographics of members that collect sports cards
Posting simple questions
Recently he was interested in what Christmas song people liked
Becoming part swine
Serving the members about the browsers they use
And making sure that all of the guys here get their festivuspole.

Pretty busy guy that Mr. Stripes.

Sounds kinda like Rumblec........oh.....

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by SteelCitySouth

Last I heard he was:

Upset with how people treat each other here
Trying to figure out which sig pick he should go with
Trying to decide whether to go out with this church girl or not
Looking into the demographics of members that collect sports cards
Posting simple questions
Recently he was interested in what Christmas song people liked
Becoming part swine
Surveying the members about the browsers they useAnd making sure that all of the guys here get their festivuspole.

Pretty busy guy that Mr. Stripes.

Man, I hope he didn't go to the Raiders game, too.....................

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by pennsyltuckian

Do you really want to get me started on insects again?

lol, nevermind.

Why do you just pop in like every month, and then go away? What is your deal? Don't be "that guy" soda!

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

Bed Bugs crawl into your butt at night and eat, poop, bang each other.....etc. Yeah, that's all going on inside of your own butt. Crazy, right?

Also, whatever happened to that Mr. Stripes fella? Did he get that modeling job that he wanted so badly?

Not possible smart guy. I've slept with duct tape covering my butt since that one time.........................well for a long time!

[VCU Rams]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

Not possible smart guy. I've slept with duct tape covering my butt since that one time.........................well for a long time!

you'd need to caulk your hiney to keep bed bugs out...

[HarleyDog]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

I've slept with duct tape covering my butt for a long time!

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by VCU Rams

you'd need to caulk your hiney to keep bed bugs out...

Yeah, those little bastards will eat straight through that duct tape to get to the ****. They have ecstacy and dubstep in there. Real deal parties, yo!

There is only one solution to the problem, and even google doesn't know it. Next time you go to the doctor's office, tell him that Bed Bugs are mating in your butt, and see if he gives you the right meds. Seriously.....they're #2ing in there. Worshipping Satan. Watching bukakke porn. Those little fellas are strange.

[VCU Rams]

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

Yeah, those little bastards will eat straight through that duct tape to get to the ****. They have ecstacy and dubstep in there. Real deal parties, yo!

There is only one solution to the problem, and even google doesn't know it. Next time you go to the doctor's office, tell him that Bed Bugs are mating in your butt, and see if he gives you the right meds. Seriously.....they're #2ing in there. Worshipping Satan. Watching bukakke porn. Those little fellas are strange.

i've always heard rubbing bengay in the poop hole is a sure fire way to eradicate bed bugs from the hiney...

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by VCU Rams

i've always heard rubbing bengay in the poop hole is a sure fire way to eradicate bed bugs from the hiney...

Rubbing the Ben-Gay all over the general area is pretty much a good idea. Balls, butthole, and that strip of naughty skin in between. Lather it up with the Ben-Gay, and you'll ruin a bed bug's party.....

[BengalsRocker]

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

Yeah, those little bastards will eat straight through that duct tape to get to the ****. They have ecstacy and dubstep in there. Real deal parties, yo!

There is only one solution to the problem, and even google doesn't know it. Next time you go to the doctor's office, tell him that Bed Bugs are mating in your butt, and see if he gives you the right meds. Seriously.....they're #2ing in there. Worshipping Satan. Watching bukakke porn. Those little fellas are strange.

I heard they "Krump" in your junk as well. Those itchy biting no good bastards.

[BengaliJack]

Bed bugs are nasty littly f'ers. Once you get them they are hard to get rid of..and it doesnt matter how clean you keep your house. Ive watched a few extermination shows and the the most effective way to get rid of them is by heating your entire house to a temperature that kills them and keeping it there for a period of time. Its also pretty expensive. Best thing is probably not to get them in the first place, sooo that old Lazyboy by the street might be there for a reason....no matter how comfy it looks.

[THEBURG]

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

Bed Bugs crawl into your butt at night and eat, poop, bang each other.....etc. Yeah, that's all going on inside of your own butt. Crazy, right?

Also, whatever happened to that Mr. Stripes fella? Did he get that modeling job that he wanted so badly?

Naw, he refused to get his hair cut.

[THEBURG]

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

Rubbing the Ben-Gay all over the general area is pretty much a good idea. Balls, butthole, and that strip of naughty skin in between. Lather it up with the Ben-Gay, and you'll ruin a bed bug's party.....

Sounds like someone has a taint.

[Helldog]

You got the herps bro.

Or smoking meth.

Or both.

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by THEBURG

Sounds like someone has a taint.

Taint, Chode, Grundel, Gooch......whatevsies. Or Perineum if you want to get technical.

[Slappy from New Haven]

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

Rubbing the Ben-Gay all over the general area is pretty much a good idea. Balls, butthole, and that strip of naughty skin in between. Lather it up with the Ben-Gay, and you'll ruin a bed bug's party.....

Thats an old wives tale/ It wont work unless you pack the whole area with fiberglass.

[SunsetBengal]

This sounds like a job for Roto Rooter.

[Ben zoo 2]

Originally Posted by THEBURG

Sounds like someone has a taint.

Tainted love. And mikey I didn't know they made duct tape that big.

[RumbleCat]

I just went to the store, did dishes, and logged back on. I don't really have words, believe it or not, to describe this thread. But all I know is that I'm going to the toilet, and examine my ***** for traces of poop, lol, and tiny DVD players with porn discs in there, and all manner of satanic items.

I see one pentagram in my stool and out comes the Ben-Gay!

Wow!

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

I just went to the store, did dishes, and logged back on. I don't really have words, believe it or not, to describe this thread. But all I know is that I'm going to the toilet, and examine my ***** for traces of poop, lol, and tiny DVD players with porn discs in there, and all manner of satanic items.

I see one pentagram in my stool and out comes the Ben-Gay!

Wow!

The pentograms are going to be microscopic. You might as well just put the ben-gay on there now. Let me know how it goes.

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

The pentograms are going to be microscopic. You might as well just put the ben-gay on there now. Let me know how it goes.

Why would you tell me to do that? You're my friend, and you want to see me apply Ben-Gay to sensitive bodily tissue?

I don't even know you anymore.