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Old 12-10-2012, 07:03 PM
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Amirite??
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Old 12-10-2012, 07:34 PM
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Sho nuff
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Old 12-10-2012, 07:36 PM
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Amirite??

The title and your post doesn't go either?


















You're never right, to a woman. WRONG WRONG WRONG.
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Old 12-10-2012, 07:38 PM
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except for me of course, whodey23 on the boards, mr.right to the whores.


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Old 12-10-2012, 08:00 PM
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Yeah, they're among the top two genders I despise.

(Can't shoot them though.)
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Old 12-10-2012, 08:18 PM
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If'n the hoes ain't makin' enough money fo you, then you gots to send them back out fo da night. Dats juz how it it is, bro.

An don't be lettin' no hoe hold no money out on you. Nu-huh. Ain't nothin' make 'Zona madder than some hoe not givin' him his propers!
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Old 12-10-2012, 09:16 PM
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I don't know, but I been told....
a big-legged woman ain't got no soul
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Old 12-10-2012, 09:58 PM
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Yitte deee!!!
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Okay, what the hell is this thread about?
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Old 12-10-2012, 10:42 PM
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If'n the hoes ain't makin' enough money fo you, then you gots to send them back out fo da night. Dats juz how it it is, bro.

An don't be lettin' no hoe hold no money out on you. Nu-huh. Ain't nothin' make 'Zona madder than some hoe not givin' him his propers!
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Old 12-10-2012, 10:50 PM
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I'm about to date a beautiful woman out of my league, so I can't say anything bad
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:13 AM
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There is no such thing. You are man. You are superior regardless.
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Old 12-11-2012, 09:14 AM
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Give it three months....
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Indeed. No matter how hot she is, there is always some guy who is tired of sleeping with her.
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:36 AM
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suger and spice and everything nice!!
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:45 AM
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Are you having issues with women?
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:14 AM
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3 months till you get married!
3 months before his ruffie supply runs out.
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:22 AM
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:27 AM
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This should be really titled "blessings'
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My first wife was definitely Miss Right.

I didn't find out until after we were married that her first name was "Always".
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