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Old 12-12-2012, 06:19 PM
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Default What Actor could NEVER pull off The Batman.

We all know how many guys have played Batman in the movies <4>. Some have been very successful, some not so successful. Have you ever thought about some of these actors that could never, ever pull off the Dark Knight? For example, could you see Chuck Norris, or Chevy Chase as a serious Batman? Could not happen. I'm looking forward to seeing some of the names you guys come up with.
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Danny DeVito.
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:31 PM
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John Goodman.
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Keanu Reeves
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Judd apatow. Seth rogen. Stallone. Anthony Hopkins. Justin bieber, haha.
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Whatever the guy's name is who plays McLovin
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George Clooney
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George Clooney
Val Kilmer
Hey Kilmer wasn't THAT bad. And Batman Forever was decent. I think Jim Carrey made that movie though.
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Hey Kilmer wasn't THAT bad. And Batman Forever was decent. I think Jim Carrey made that movie though.
I loved those movies as a kid. Sadly, they hold next to zero re-watchability to me now. Awful stuff.
If not for Nicole Kidman at her prime (looks wise) and Alicia Silverstone (also peaking) they would be Troll 2 bad at times.

The Keaton ones were equally as campy and cartoon-y but done with so much more skill thanks to Burton.
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Kevin spacey

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Rosie O'Donnel.

Although, I think she could pull off being a man hating UBER liberal. Just a hunch. She would be great in that role!

(And that is saying something folks. As I am one of the most liberal dudes on this board)
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