Cincinnati Bengals

Go Back   Cincinnati Bengals Message Boards - Forums > Off-Topic Forum > Klotsch

Klotsch Exchange recipes, talk about movies, comment on Jessica Simpson or anything you want. Just do it here instead of ruining someone else's football-related topic.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #3726  
Old 12-12-2012, 08:45 AM
Stewy's Avatar
Stewy Stewy is offline
VIP Gold Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Into the Void.......
Posts: 6,314
Rep Points: 26846
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bengalzona View Post
Do not friend your boss is the lesson here.
__________________
cheers!

-Stewwy
---------------------------------------------------
ESPN has the journalistic integrity of a turnip!
Reply With Quote
  #3727  
Old 12-12-2012, 10:00 AM
wcu's Avatar
wcu wcu is offline
VIP Silver Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Greensboro, NC
Posts: 3,190
Rep Points: 10467
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

__________________

Thanks for the awesome sig, Steeler Eater!
Reply With Quote
  #3728  
Old 12-12-2012, 10:10 AM
wcu's Avatar
wcu wcu is offline
VIP Silver Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Greensboro, NC
Posts: 3,190
Rep Points: 10467
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

__________________

Thanks for the awesome sig, Steeler Eater!
Reply With Quote
  #3729  
Old 12-12-2012, 10:11 AM
wcu's Avatar
wcu wcu is offline
VIP Silver Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Greensboro, NC
Posts: 3,190
Rep Points: 10467
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

__________________

Thanks for the awesome sig, Steeler Eater!
Reply With Quote
  #3730  
Old 12-12-2012, 01:46 PM
browns town bengal's Avatar
browns town bengal browns town bengal is offline
VIP Gold Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: City of the Burning River
Posts: 9,324
Rep Points: 13237
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bengalzona View Post
Have you ever dropped an "aisle bomb", walked away, but stayed close enough to hear comments as people enter the 'infected' area?
Its too hard to do that because the scent always follows the person that dropped the bomb
Reply With Quote
  #3731  
Old 12-12-2012, 05:20 PM
wcu's Avatar
wcu wcu is offline
VIP Silver Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Greensboro, NC
Posts: 3,190
Rep Points: 10467
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

Quote:
Originally Posted by browns town bengal View Post
Its too hard to do that because the scent always follows the person that dropped the bomb
You can always bomb an elevator when you're the last one to get out. That way the next people to catch it bear the brunt, but have no idea where it came from. Of course, you don't get to see the aftermath that way.
__________________

Thanks for the awesome sig, Steeler Eater!
Reply With Quote
  #3732  
Old 12-12-2012, 05:23 PM
wcu's Avatar
wcu wcu is offline
VIP Silver Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Greensboro, NC
Posts: 3,190
Rep Points: 10467
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

__________________

Thanks for the awesome sig, Steeler Eater!
Reply With Quote
  #3733  
Old 12-12-2012, 05:45 PM
Jasonew6's Avatar
Jasonew6 Jasonew6 is offline
VIP Platinum Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 14,344
Rep Points: 28126
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

__________________

Just because science can explain it doesn't mean God didn't do it.
Reply With Quote
  #3734  
Old 12-12-2012, 05:47 PM
Jasonew6's Avatar
Jasonew6 Jasonew6 is offline
VIP Platinum Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 14,344
Rep Points: 28126
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bengalzona View Post
Have you ever dropped an "aisle bomb", walked away, but stayed close enough to hear comments as people enter the 'infected' area?
No. I'll have to do that sometime.
__________________

Just because science can explain it doesn't mean God didn't do it.
Reply With Quote
  #3735  
Old 12-12-2012, 07:26 PM
Bengalzona's Avatar
Bengalzona Bengalzona is offline
MB HOF Inductee
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: In Ramsay Snow's dungeon...Ouch!!!
Posts: 23,078
Rep Points: 73354
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3736  
Old 12-12-2012, 10:15 PM
Bengalzona's Avatar
Bengalzona Bengalzona is offline
MB HOF Inductee
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: In Ramsay Snow's dungeon...Ouch!!!
Posts: 23,078
Rep Points: 73354
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3737  
Old 12-12-2012, 10:17 PM
Bengalzona's Avatar
Bengalzona Bengalzona is offline
MB HOF Inductee
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: In Ramsay Snow's dungeon...Ouch!!!
Posts: 23,078
Rep Points: 73354
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3738  
Old 12-12-2012, 10:17 PM
Bengalzona's Avatar
Bengalzona Bengalzona is offline
MB HOF Inductee
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: In Ramsay Snow's dungeon...Ouch!!!
Posts: 23,078
Rep Points: 73354
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3739  
Old 12-12-2012, 10:18 PM
Bengalzona's Avatar
Bengalzona Bengalzona is offline
MB HOF Inductee
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: In Ramsay Snow's dungeon...Ouch!!!
Posts: 23,078
Rep Points: 73354
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3740  
Old 12-12-2012, 10:22 PM
Bengalzona's Avatar
Bengalzona Bengalzona is offline
MB HOF Inductee
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: In Ramsay Snow's dungeon...Ouch!!!
Posts: 23,078
Rep Points: 73354
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3741  
Old 12-13-2012, 01:01 AM
Bengalzona's Avatar
Bengalzona Bengalzona is offline
MB HOF Inductee
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: In Ramsay Snow's dungeon...Ouch!!!
Posts: 23,078
Rep Points: 73354
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3742  
Old 12-13-2012, 08:13 PM
Lolli's Avatar
Lolli Lolli is offline
VIP Gold Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: CTC
Posts: 9,320
Rep Points: 12569
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno View Post
Only mistake..... Heineken.
I think Heineken is what you drink if you want people to think that you are sophisticated, but you really do not know crap about beer and do not realize that it is not very good.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3743  
Old 12-13-2012, 08:16 PM
Lolli's Avatar
Lolli Lolli is offline
VIP Gold Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: CTC
Posts: 9,320
Rep Points: 12569
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

Quote:
Originally Posted by browns town bengal View Post
Heineken is delicious...if you like beer that tastes like a skunks arse
Green bottle skunking. If only there was MORE evidence about green and clear bottled beer leading to skunking. Not dissimilar to the fact that an actual cork made of cork is about the worst thing you can do to a bottle of wine.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3744  
Old 12-13-2012, 08:17 PM
Lolli's Avatar
Lolli Lolli is offline
VIP Gold Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: CTC
Posts: 9,320
Rep Points: 12569
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bengalzona View Post
Yeah. I've been bottling my own ***. fragrances for sometime now. But no one seems to be interested.
Sometimes you have to go for the Dutch Oven.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3745  
Old 12-14-2012, 12:03 AM
Benton's Avatar
Benton Benton is offline
MB HOF Inductee
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Benton
Posts: 12,572
Rep Points: 46848
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jasonew6 View Post
I don't bottle them. I share freely with everyone.

Especially in WalMart.
One night out, about 2 a.m. after we left the bar, some friends and I went to Wal-Mart. I was pretty lit. I went away from the group and looked at some DVDs to do some crop dusting.

I let one out that lasted maybe eight minutes and had some cheek flapping. No big deal, it's 2 a.m. in Wal-Mart and nobody's around. Except someone was. A worker, kneeling down to stock the shelves, starts coughing, looks up to me and says "Thanks."
__________________
If at first you don't succeed, giggle it.
Reply With Quote
  #3746  
Old 12-14-2012, 09:57 AM
XenoMorph's Avatar
XenoMorph XenoMorph is offline
VIP Platinum Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Bengals Territory
Posts: 30,782
Rep Points: 27504
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

Quote:
Originally Posted by wcu View Post
You can always bomb an elevator when you're the last one to get out. That way the next people to catch it bear the brunt, but have no idea where it came from. Of course, you don't get to see the aftermath that way.
Better to bomb someones car as they drop you off....
__________________

FOOTBALL... The New Age Gladiator Games...
Tiger Squrriel Is Hungry
Reply With Quote
  #3747  
Old 12-14-2012, 11:45 AM
Bengalzona's Avatar
Bengalzona Bengalzona is offline
MB HOF Inductee
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: In Ramsay Snow's dungeon...Ouch!!!
Posts: 23,078
Rep Points: 73354
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3748  
Old 12-14-2012, 11:46 AM
Bengalzona's Avatar
Bengalzona Bengalzona is offline
MB HOF Inductee
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: In Ramsay Snow's dungeon...Ouch!!!
Posts: 23,078
Rep Points: 73354
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3749  
Old 12-14-2012, 11:49 AM
Danno's Avatar
Danno Danno is offline
MB HOF Inductee
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Virginia Beach, Virginia, USA
Posts: 11,592
Rep Points: 44586
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bengalzona View Post
Uh.... what is santa doing to that poor deer?
__________________

Reply With Quote
  #3750  
Old 12-14-2012, 12:02 PM
pookdogg7's Avatar
pookdogg7 pookdogg7 is online now
MB HOF Inductee
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Right near da beeeech...
Posts: 8,902
Rep Points: 87269
Default Re: CLEAN funny pictures and jokes

__________________
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 5 (0 members and 5 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:10 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright 1999-2012 Cincinnati Bengals. All rights reserved. Do not duplicate in any form without permission of the Cincinnati Bengals.