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[Stewy]

Originally Posted by Bengalzona

Do not friend your boss is the lesson here.

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[browns town bengal]

Originally Posted by Bengalzona

Have you ever dropped an "aisle bomb", walked away, but stayed close enough to hear comments as people enter the 'infected' area?

Its too hard to do that because the scent always follows the person that dropped the bomb

[wcu]

Originally Posted by browns town bengal

Its too hard to do that because the scent always follows the person that dropped the bomb

You can always bomb an elevator when you're the last one to get out. That way the next people to catch it bear the brunt, but have no idea where it came from. Of course, you don't get to see the aftermath that way.

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[Jasonew6]

[Jasonew6]

Originally Posted by Bengalzona

Have you ever dropped an "aisle bomb", walked away, but stayed close enough to hear comments as people enter the 'infected' area?

No. I'll have to do that sometime.

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[Lolli]

Originally Posted by Danno

Only mistake..... Heineken.

I think Heineken is what you drink if you want people to think that you are sophisticated, but you really do not know crap about beer and do not realize that it is not very good.

[Lolli]

Originally Posted by browns town bengal

Heineken is delicious...if you like beer that tastes like a skunks arse

Green bottle skunking. If only there was MORE evidence about green and clear bottled beer leading to skunking. Not dissimilar to the fact that an actual cork made of cork is about the worst thing you can do to a bottle of wine.

[Lolli]

Originally Posted by Bengalzona

Yeah. I've been bottling my own ***. fragrances for sometime now. But no one seems to be interested.

Sometimes you have to go for the Dutch Oven.

[Benton]

Originally Posted by Jasonew6

I don't bottle them. I share freely with everyone.

Especially in WalMart.

One night out, about 2 a.m. after we left the bar, some friends and I went to Wal-Mart. I was pretty lit. I went away from the group and looked at some DVDs to do some crop dusting.

I let one out that lasted maybe eight minutes and had some cheek flapping. No big deal, it's 2 a.m. in Wal-Mart and nobody's around. Except someone was. A worker, kneeling down to stock the shelves, starts coughing, looks up to me and says "Thanks."

[XenoMorph]

Originally Posted by wcu

You can always bomb an elevator when you're the last one to get out. That way the next people to catch it bear the brunt, but have no idea where it came from. Of course, you don't get to see the aftermath that way.

Better to bomb someones car as they drop you off....

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[Danno]

Originally Posted by Bengalzona

Uh.... what is santa doing to that poor deer?

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