Free Ticket!

[jjmil03]

Hello!

I have a ticket to the Bengals-Pittsburgh game in PA. Anyone interested?? Here are the requirements:

1) 21-28 year old female
2) Single - It was supposed to be a double date, so I'm trying to keep it the same. There will be 2 girls and two guys on this trip, so we are clear...
3) A Bengals fan (duh) (the other two are Pittsburgh fans...boo)

All you need money wise is food and gas help - everything else is paid for. I'm driving there (the day before) so you can either ride with me or meet there (I'll even pick you up if you live in the Dayton/Cincy area). This is probably one of the more, if not the craziest thing I've done in the cyber world so message if you are interested!!!


Jon

[jjmil03]

Hit me up if interested...

Jon

[Bengals in Toronto]

hey handsome what color hair did you want

[Jay62107]

So are you looking for a girlfriend or just a "football buddy" ?

[jjmil03]

Sorry...maybe should have been clearer..

This isn't intended to be some kind of sex trip, lol!!! Just fun watching the game with two other dirty, dirty steelers fans. I don't really care what the person looks like...but as long as they generally follow socially acceptable grooming and bathing standards than it will be all good.

Add to that, I don't want my friends GF sharing a room with three dudes...that would be waaay too weird. Another chick would be more comfortable for her I would like to think.

Jon

[jjmil03]

I can float the age to the right as well (i.e. older), but not younger because 1) that would just be creepy, and 2) I'm going to drink...so no teenies or 20yr olds..



Jon

[CinciREborn]

Pick me

[BengalB]

I think you need to give up some more information about yourself if you ever expect this to work out. Things like, your age, the ages of the other party, etc. Are you looking for a Pburg fan or a Bengals fan?

I think this is a neat way to meet someone and a very spontaneous thing to do. Good luck!

[Lygraf]

JN has gone craigslist

[jjmil03]

BengalB - Great Idea!

My name is Jon. I am 28 years old. I am a SFC (Sergeant First Class) in the U.S. Army. The other 2 are the same age, the guy is also in the army (he is a Warrant Officer in the National Guard). I don't know a whole lot about his GF, other than she is cool people, normal girl. The other two are Pittsburgh fans though. I work as a Network Engineer, so I fix networks, but also computers and servers. I am stationed at Fort Bragg, NC. I have deployed 5 times, and I will be going on my 6th deployment in January.

I'm looking for a Bengals fan if at all possible...though I highly doubt PA fans are in this board, lol.

Jon

[Steeler Eater]

My wife has a few wigs I can wear, plus I always put out.

[jjmil03]

Here is a picture of me too, since I am asking for one... http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...2&l=761d478908

Steeler Eater... Thanks?? LOL

Jon

[crispy]

Originally Posted by Steeler Eater

My wife has a few wigs I can wear, plus I always put out.

I can vouch for this ^^^ plus he does this crazy thing with his tongue......

[corpjet]

sorry but this is hilarious.........

[thompson19osu]

I would like to just say:

1.) I am a huge Bengals fanatic. Literally. A fanatic.
2.) I'm 27 years old.
3.) I would be right by your side buying you drinks
4.) I don't have a vajay, but I would be more than willing to slap on a wig and do some makeup if it meant going to see the Bengals clinch a playoff spot.

[Jeffalo]

Originally Posted by jjmil03

Hello!

I have a ticket to the Bengals-Pittsburgh game in PA. Anyone interested?? Here are the requirements:

1) 21-28 year old female
2) Willing to share a hotel room with 3 other sane people (the guys are veterans, not crazies, and if you are that uncomfortable, I'll sleep on the floor - but this is only a concern if you ride there with us the day before)
3) Single - It was supposed to be a double date, so I'm trying to keep it the same. There will be 2 girls and two guys on this trip, so we are clear...
4) A Bengals fan (duh) (the other two are Pittsburgh fans...boo)

All you need money wise is food and gas help - everything else is paid for. I'm driving there (the day before) so you can either ride with me or meet there (I'll even pick you up if you live in the Dayton/Cincy area). This is probably one of the more, if not the craziest thing I've done in the cyber world so message me with a picture (so I can identify you for the trip, and so I know you are serious) if you are interested!!!


PS This is legit...


Jon

Do cross dressers count?

[VCU Rams]

Originally Posted by thompson19osu

I would like to just say:

1.) I am a huge Bengals fanatic. Literally. A fanatic.
2.) I'm 27 years old.
3.) I would be right by your side buying you drinks
4.) I don't have a vajay, but I would be more than willing to slap on a wig and do some makeup if it meant going to see the Bengals clinch a playoff spot.

you'd def have to do a full body wax as well...remember he likes his ladies well groomed...

[thompson19osu]

Originally Posted by VCU Rams

you'd def have to do a full body wax as well...remember he likes his ladies well groomed...

Oh man. I'm not sure my girl would fly with me doing a full body wax. I'd be willing to do it any way to please the OP.

[CornerBlitz]

This thread is ridiculous.

Dude can't find a date so he decides to hit up the bengals message forum, and one of the stipulations is that she must sleep with him at the hotel.

Classic!

[Captain Happy Pants]

Originally Posted by CornerBlitz

This thread is ridiculous.

Dude can't find a date so he decides to hit up the bengals message forum, and one of the stipulations is that she must sleep with him at the hotel.

Classic!

Yeah it's sad/creepy/sketchy

Why not give the ticket to someone outside the stadium? Or sell it on eBay? If anyone agrees to this they must be a ra-****

[Shake n Blake]

1. The Bengals boards are a sausage fest.

2. No sane female would agree to go on a trip to a Pittsburgh, where she would stay in a hotel with strange guys who may roofie her.

3. Big Ben....is that you?

[jjmil03]

LOL you guys are funny! I'm going to roofie her now! Awesome! I figured I'd try something before I sold the ticket to someone on ebay...and yeah, kind of hard to find a date 2 weeks out when I live in NC. If it were in Cincy it wouldn't be a problem...

Worst case I sell it or give it away at the stadium. though the two steeler fans I'm going with now is enough lol. Best case someone says they will go. Hotel is optional. Riding along is optional. Full body wax optional.

Lighten up guys!

Jon (Big Ben)

[DrGonzo]

Originally Posted by jjmil03

I can float the age to the right as well (i.e. older), but not younger because 1) that would just be creepy, and 2) I'm going to drink...so no teenies or 20yr olds..

yeah, cause age is the only creepy thing going on here

[Carp]

My daughter would love to go with you. And you "seem" like a very nice guy. Have all the girls you know already fallen for this?

[jjmil03]

Yes of course they have...duh!