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Old 12-10-2012, 09:26 AM
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All these quotes are killing me right now. Haha. This is so awesome.
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All these quotes are killing me right now. Haha. This is so awesome.
I was more annoyed then amused when I typed them. It didn't help that the Steelers were playing worse than Simms announcing.
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Old 12-10-2012, 11:31 AM
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I was more annoyed then amused when I typed them. It didn't help that the Steelers were playing worse than Simms announcing.
Every game that Simms announces I complain about how awful he is.

I usually make several rude comments about him too.

This week my wife suggested that the folks we watch the game with take a shot every time I refer to Phil's propensity to perform certain oral favors on Jim Nantz thus causing me to not be able to understand a word he says. I nixed that game because I didn't want to carry everyone out of the building and drive them all home.
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To be fair that is one is almost true since the refs are usually to old and at to keep up with the play and are usually out of position.

How many times do they throw a flag based what they thought was going to happen rather than what they really saw.

I maintain they are no better than NBA refs and get paid to keep games close and seasons interesting.
If this was the case, then why didn't the Chargers o--line (which consisted of 3 - sometimes 4 - back-ups) get called for atleast 1 holding call in the 3rd or 4th quarter (or the whole game for that matter)? I think the refs are just terrible and sometimes get pissy and decide to make a few slanted calls against a team.
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If this was the case, then why didn't the Chargers o--line (which consisted of 3 - sometimes 4 - back-ups) get called for atleast 1 holding call in the 3rd or 4th quarter? I think the refs are just terrible and sometimes get pissy and decide to make a few slanted calls against a team.
Because the Chargers needed the help. And the Steelers loss makes the end of the season games more interesting.

I have the whole conspiracy theory worked out.
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Simms has been a moron long before the start of this game. And the score was tied when I started this thread.
They were tied at 2:15. Wow,must have been an historicly long 1st quarter.
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I was more annoyed then amused when I typed them. It didn't help that the Steelers were playing worse than Simms announcing.
Oh, I could see that. He's annoyed me a few times too many. He reminds me of a more condescending John Madden with a mix of Jon Gruden with the over bearing humor like Rich Gannon. Seriously, all the **** he says is either extremely obvious or incredibly dumb. Nothing like losing and hearing this ******* talk.
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No f'n way.
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I like the Steelers tons more than I like Phil Simms. MY sweet Jesus he's awful.
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Looks like you got our boy for 3 more hours today.
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"Jim let's look at it full speed, that's how we tell if he had possession of the football."

Another pearl.
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"Jim let's look at it full speed, that's how we tell if he had possession of the football."

Another pearl.
Apparently Sanders took 3 steps on that incomplete pass.... That's how many Simms said he saw...
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Apparently Sanders took 3 steps on that incomplete pass.... That's how many Simms said he saw...
I was watching Super Bowl XXX () replay on NFL Network this week. I cannot believe they let that diaper call Super Bowls.
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the sad thing is i like jim nantz

love the fact that he's calling another steelers game though
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the sad thing is i like jim nantz

love the fact that he's calling another steelers game though
Nantz is to Larry Fitzgerald as Simms is to whoever the hell the Cardinals QB is.

He probably secretly wants to choke his neck.
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Nantz is to Larry Fitzgerald as Simms is to whoever the hell the Cardinals QB is.

He probably secretly wants to choke his neck.
yeah nantz will make an observation...then phil simms will disagree and blather for a minute. then nantz will be proven correct and simms will just not even acknowledge it.
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I was watching Super Bowl XXX () replay on NFL Network this week. I cannot believe they let that diaper call Super Bowls.
Super Bowl 47 is on CBS. Guess who is calling it.
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yeah nantz will make an observation...then phil simms will disagree and blather for a minute. then nantz will be proven correct and simms will just not even acknowledge it.
Simms said the 60 yard wide video board used to be the longest in the world. Natz reminded him that it still is.
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Phil Simms "Good job of blocking by Dez Bryant"

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"LeBuea has 3 rules for his defense:

Don't get beat deep.


Don't get beat deep.

(long pause)


Make the tackle.

(long pause)


and don't get beat deep."

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"So many ways to go for a tight end - left, right, up the field"
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"So many ways to go for a tight end - left, right, -------------(pause)-----------------up the field"
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