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Old 02-21-2012, 11:08 PM
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Years ago I issued an open challenge to the sig designers, detailing a signature that would surely have brought this website to its very knees. Unfortunately, none of the sig makers were capable of handling my spectacular design idea and my challenge went unanswered.

Today I come before all of you with a new request. One that is certainly more modest and simple than my original demands. Surely there is a designer on this board manly enough to carry out this godly feat?

The sig should incorporate the following things; I will leave the layout and design to your discretion.

1. Andy Dalton passing an open winged bald eagle to AJ Green. This eagle must have a fighter jet contrail behind it.




2. A scene of Andrew Whitworth/Geno Atkin/Any first string player carrying Paul Brown stadium Atlas style:



Obviously finding a picture that matches that pose will prove difficult. Feel free to use any pose or position that makes it look like the strength of a thousand suns is flowing through him as he carries our stadium on his shoulders. Perhaps this picture will suffice:




Also please note that a squadron of fighter jets must be flying over the stadium as Whitworth/Atkins/Whichever player you choose carries the stadium. This is an absolute necessity.

3. A picture of Jermaine Gresham breathing fire out of his mouth while riding a Bengal Tiger over a pile of fallen Cleveland Browns players.

4. I'd like my username to be included as per usual. However, design should be implemented to make this look like a crest. To the right of my name there must be a jumping great white shark/grizzly bear (whichever looks more awesome), holding a copy of the Constitution in one fin/paw and an American flag (on a pole) in the other while devouring the Steelers logo. To the left of my name must be an M1 Abrams tank (in Bengals colors) firing a projectile explosive at the Ravens logo.

5. Finally, an image must be included which features Marvin Lewis swordfighting a Velocirapter. Please note that this image should strongly suggest that Marvin is winning.

As you can see, this is a modest and scaled back request in comparison to my earlier efforts. My modesty is astounding.

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Old 02-22-2012, 01:08 AM
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This I would like to see.
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Old 02-22-2012, 02:00 AM
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That's all you want on it?

Does the winner at least get a case of beer?
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:24 AM
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Damn, that would require some epic GFX. Unfortunately it appears the best sig makers have moved to another board.

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Old 02-22-2012, 04:24 PM
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Damn, that would require some epic GFX. Unfortunately it appears the best sig makers have moved to another board.
I see. Which board would this be?
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Old 02-22-2012, 06:32 PM
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Damn, that would require some epic GFX. Unfortunately it appears the best sig makers have moved to another board.

Where did GFX dissapear to, haven't seen him around in some time?
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If someone could accomplish this, I would be forever grateful.
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The problem with this sig:

1. It is going to be way too big.
2. The pictures needed are going to be a pain in the *** to find.
3. It will take forever to design.
4. There is no monetary reward for completing such a feat.
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Old 04-06-2012, 05:56 PM
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The problem with this sig:

1. It is going to be way too big.
2. The pictures needed are going to be a pain in the *** to find.
3. It will take forever to design.
4. There is no monetary reward for completing such a feat.
I'm being jocose.

It's obvious that no human being could ever pull this off.
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Eleden...

I'm here for ya bro
Give me some time and I'll hook you up my man!
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I'm being jocose.

It's obvious that no human being could ever pull this off.
ohhh he pulled the no way you could do it trick...
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In on this. Brb.
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Eleden...

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Give me some time and I'll hook you up my man!
It's been eight months. I'm assuming you're almost done?
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I'm trying, Eleden. But this MS Paint is mighty hard to work with.
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I'm trying, Eleden. But this MS Paint is mighty hard to work with.
Try using an Etch-a-Sketch and then scanning it. Usually works for me.
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