Just had my first colonoscopy

[fredtoast]

I now have definitive proof that, despite what many of you claim, I am not full of shiit.

The procedure was fast and painless. The only problem was pooping my pants for two straight days. I'd feel it coming, but I couldn't stop it. And when I did make it to the toilet on time I usually sprayed all over the seat as I sat down.

[Slappy from New Haven]

Originally Posted by fredtoast

I now have definitive proof that, despite what many of you claim, I am not full of shiit.

The procedure was fast and painless. The only problem was pooping my pants for two straight days. I'd feel it coming, but I couldn't stop it. And when I did make it to the toilet on time I usually sprayed all over the seat as I sat down.

Do you mean the clean out or the after math?

If you had the runs afterward they did something wrong

[Ben zoo 2]

Originally Posted by fredtoast

I now have definitive proof that, despite what many of you claim, I am not full of shiit.

The procedure was fast and painless. The only problem was pooping my pants for two straight days. I'd feel it coming, but I couldn't stop it. And when I did make it to the toilet on time I usually sprayed all over the seat as I sat down.

How many fingers did thecdr have to use? Curious minds want to know!

[Slappy from New Haven]

Originally Posted by Ben zoo 2

How many fingers did thecdr have to use? Curious minds want to know!

According to Freds post sounds like Elbow deep to me

[HarleyDog]

[fredtoast]

Originally Posted by NC Bengal Mike

Do you mean the clean out or the after math?

If you had the runs afterward they did something wrong

I had problems afterward. i think it had something to do with the fact that I took like a years worth of laxatizes the day before.

[Helldog]

Sounds like a big case of the sharts

[Helldog]

Originally Posted by NC Bengal Mike

According to Freds post sounds like Elbows deep to me

Fixed

[fredtoast]

Originally Posted by Ben zoo 2

How many fingers did thecdr have to use? Curious minds want to know!

He could get both hands in, but he couldn't clap. I'm not that loose.

[duke0476]

Did they map your brain while they were there?

[Bengalzona]

Are you sure it was a colonoscopy, or did you go to the bar with the rainbow sign in front by accident?

[Slappy from New Haven]

Originally Posted by fredtoast

I had problems afterward. i think it had something to do with the fact that I took like a years worth of laxatizes the day before.

No the clean out is typical. The only thing post procedure you should have had is lots of gas.

[duke0476]

Originally Posted by Bengalzona

Are you sure it was a colonoscopy, or did you go to the bar with the rainbow sign in front by accident?

Worst happy hour Evarrrrrrr!

[Slappy from New Haven]

I am laughing so effing hard right now.

looks like Freds Rosebud turned into a sunflower

[pookdogg7]

[Ben zoo 2]

Look at the bright side Fred, now there's more room for your head

[Steeler Eater]

Originally Posted by fredtoast

I now have definitive proof that, despite what many of you claim, I am not full of shiit.

The procedure was fast and painless. The only problem was pooping my pants for two straight days. I'd feel it coming, but I couldn't stop it. And when I did make it to the toilet on time I usually sprayed all over the seat as I sat down.

I'm just amazed he was able to do it with both his hands on your shoulders.

[need2mellowout]

That's what stinks about reaching 50. Not only does my Doc want blood tests to set a benchmark but the colonoscopy too. Actually I need to have an endoscopy (down throat) cause of long time acid reflux.

Hopefully they can do all 3 at the same time, so I could see what it's like to be a porn star for the day.

[Bengalzona]

I love the Robin Williams sketch on colonoscopies.

For two days after his colonoscopy, he said everytime he walked he heard, "squish, squish, squish, squish..."



Of course, I'll be laughing out the other side (so to speak) in three years when it is my turn.

[need2mellowout]

Did it go something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI1go72c5H8

[Ben zoo 2]

Originally Posted by Steeler Eater

I'm just amazed he was able to do it with both his hands on your shoulders.

The question is did he kiss Fred before, during, after or not at all

[Sher Khan]

Did they find anyon, thing?

[Slappy from New Haven]

Originally Posted by need2mellowout

That's what stinks about reaching 50. Not only does my Doc want blood tests to set a benchmark but the colonoscopy too. Actually I need to have an endoscopy (down throat) cause of long time acid reflux.

Hopefully they can do all 3 at the same time, so I could see what it's like to be a porn star for the day.

Because of a mesenteric lymphangioma removal a number years ago I have to do endo and colon. More often than most and the endo aftermath blows.

It makes cringe now when I see deep throat videos.

[Fan_in_Kettering]

Originally Posted by fredtoast

I now have definitive proof that, despite what many of you claim, I am not full of shiit.

The procedure was fast and painless. The only problem was pooping my pants for two straight days. I'd feel it coming, but I couldn't stop it. And when I did make it to the toilet on time I usually sprayed all over the seat as I sat down.

Try not to think of Willie Colon when you watch the Bengals play the Steelers.

[Ron Mexico]

Don't lie....that wasn't your first.