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Old 12-18-2012, 05:30 PM
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Default Just had my first colonoscopy

I now have definitive proof that, despite what many of you claim, I am not full of shiit.

The procedure was fast and painless. The only problem was pooping my pants for two straight days. I'd feel it coming, but I couldn't stop it. And when I did make it to the toilet on time I usually sprayed all over the seat as I sat down.
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Old 12-18-2012, 05:36 PM
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I now have definitive proof that, despite what many of you claim, I am not full of shiit.

The procedure was fast and painless. The only problem was pooping my pants for two straight days. I'd feel it coming, but I couldn't stop it. And when I did make it to the toilet on time I usually sprayed all over the seat as I sat down.
Do you mean the clean out or the after math?

If you had the runs afterward they did something wrong
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Old 12-18-2012, 05:42 PM
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I now have definitive proof that, despite what many of you claim, I am not full of shiit.

The procedure was fast and painless. The only problem was pooping my pants for two straight days. I'd feel it coming, but I couldn't stop it. And when I did make it to the toilet on time I usually sprayed all over the seat as I sat down.
How many fingers did thecdr have to use? Curious minds want to know!
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How many fingers did thecdr have to use? Curious minds want to know!
According to Freds post sounds like Elbow deep to me
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Old 12-18-2012, 05:50 PM
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Do you mean the clean out or the after math?

If you had the runs afterward they did something wrong
I had problems afterward. i think it had something to do with the fact that I took like a years worth of laxatizes the day before.
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Sounds like a big case of the sharts














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According to Freds post sounds like Elbows deep to me

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Old 12-18-2012, 06:01 PM
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How many fingers did thecdr have to use? Curious minds want to know!
He could get both hands in, but he couldn't clap. I'm not that loose.
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Did they map your brain while they were there?
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Are you sure it was a colonoscopy, or did you go to the bar with the rainbow sign in front by accident?
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Old 12-18-2012, 06:21 PM
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I had problems afterward. i think it had something to do with the fact that I took like a years worth of laxatizes the day before.
No the clean out is typical. The only thing post procedure you should have had is lots of gas.
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I am laughing so effing hard right now.

looks like Freds Rosebud turned into a sunflower
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Look at the bright side Fred, now there's more room for your head
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I now have definitive proof that, despite what many of you claim, I am not full of shiit.

The procedure was fast and painless. The only problem was pooping my pants for two straight days. I'd feel it coming, but I couldn't stop it. And when I did make it to the toilet on time I usually sprayed all over the seat as I sat down.
I'm just amazed he was able to do it with both his hands on your shoulders.
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That's what stinks about reaching 50. Not only does my Doc want blood tests to set a benchmark but the colonoscopy too. Actually I need to have an endoscopy (down throat) cause of long time acid reflux.

Hopefully they can do all 3 at the same time, so I could see what it's like to be a porn star for the day.
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Old 12-18-2012, 07:59 PM
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I love the Robin Williams sketch on colonoscopies.

For two days after his colonoscopy, he said everytime he walked he heard, "squish, squish, squish, squish..."



Of course, I'll be laughing out the other side (so to speak) in three years when it is my turn.
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:22 PM
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Did it go something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI1go72c5H8
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The question is did he kiss Fred before, during, after or not at all
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Did they find anyon, thing?
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That's what stinks about reaching 50. Not only does my Doc want blood tests to set a benchmark but the colonoscopy too. Actually I need to have an endoscopy (down throat) cause of long time acid reflux.

Hopefully they can do all 3 at the same time, so I could see what it's like to be a porn star for the day.
Because of a mesenteric lymphangioma removal a number years ago I have to do endo and colon. More often than most and the endo aftermath blows.

It makes cringe now when I see deep throat videos.
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I now have definitive proof that, despite what many of you claim, I am not full of shiit.

The procedure was fast and painless. The only problem was pooping my pants for two straight days. I'd feel it coming, but I couldn't stop it. And when I did make it to the toilet on time I usually sprayed all over the seat as I sat down.
Try not to think of Willie Colon when you watch the Bengals play the Steelers.
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Don't lie....that wasn't your first.
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