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Old 12-19-2012, 02:39 PM
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Three pieces of thread walk into a bar. They sit at a table but no one ever comes to take their order. Finally one piece of thread goes up to the bar. "Three beers", he tells the bartender.

The bartender looks at him closely and says "Aren't you a piece of thread?"

"Yes" replies the thread, "Can I have my beers, now?"

"No, I'm afraid not." says the bartender. "I don't serve thread in this bar."

The piece of thread huffs away and tells his friends, "We have to leave. They don't serve thread in this place."

The second piece of thread gets very upset and storms up to the bar. "Listen here, bartender, I want three beers right now!"

The bartender looks at him closely and says, "Aren't you a piece of thread?"

"Yes," says the piece of thread, "Now let me have my beers"

"No, I'm afraid not." says the bartender, "I don't serve thread in this bar." A long argument ensues but eventually the second piece of thread returns to the table.

"We might as well leave. That guy is a moron, but we aren't getting anything to drink here"

The third piece of string tells his friends that he will give it a try, but before he goes up to the bar he rolls around on the floor until he is all frazzled. Then he twists himself up into a mass of loops. Finally he rolls up to the bar. "Three beers, please."

The bartender looks at him closely and says, "Aren't you a piece of thread?"

"No, I'm a frayed knot" replies the string.
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Old 12-19-2012, 02:48 PM
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This is enough dumb for a dozen threads.
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Old 12-19-2012, 02:52 PM
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Old 12-19-2012, 03:25 PM
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This is enough dumb for a dozen threads.
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I don't get it. Why is the bartender being such a jerk with his yarn?
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That's dumb. See, colonoscopy's do cause drain bamage!
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Old 12-19-2012, 07:26 PM
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That's dumb. See, colonoscopy's do cause drain bamage!
Only if the doc pushes the scope in to far or you head is in your *** and I think we all know which it is in Fred's case.
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