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Old 12-22-2012, 01:25 AM
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As we all know, the biggest game of the year for us happens to fall on Festivus.

There will be plenty airing of grievances between Bengals and Steelers fans, and we can leave the feats of strength to the guys on the field.

Let me go ahead and say Happy Festivus to my fellow Bengals fans, since I won't be on here on the actual holiday.
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Old 12-22-2012, 01:58 AM
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The feats of strength will be Geno pile driving Big Jen into submission
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Old 12-22-2012, 03:36 AM
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As we all know, the biggest game of the year for us happens to fall on Festivus.

There will be plenty airing of grievances between Bengals and Steelers fans, and we can leave the feats of strength to the guys on the field.

Let me go ahead and say Happy Festivus to my fellow Bengals fans, since I won't be on here on the actual holiday.
Pssh....this is the biggest game since 2005. Playoff games included. The Bengals can show that they aren't the 3rd team of the division with a win, and it will get the "new" Bengals their first win against the Steelers.
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Best thread ever.

Big Jen wjll be airing grievences about how he has not time in the pocket.
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Old 12-22-2012, 09:44 AM
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The feats of strength will be Geno pile driving Big Jen into submission
I sure hope so.
As long as he doesn't draw a penalty.
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Old 12-22-2012, 02:44 PM
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As we all know, the biggest game of the year for us happens to fall on Festivus.

There will be plenty airing of grievances between Bengals and Steelers fans, and we can leave the feats of strength to the guys on the field.

Let me go ahead and say Happy Festivus to my fellow Bengals fans, since I won't be on here on the actual holiday.
Obviously a secular celebration for those who have no concept of the real meaning of Christmas.

BTW Seinfeld says, "Hey."
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Old 12-22-2012, 03:08 PM
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Let me go ahead and say Happy Festivus to my fellow Bengals fans, since I won't be on here on the actual holiday.
I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!

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The feats of strength will be Geno pile driving Big Jen into submission
Geno has a very high strength-to-weight ratio.
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We will need a Festivus pole. I suggest this one:



or this one:



http://www.abajournal.com/news/artic...to_traditional
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Another festivus miracle !!!
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Wow I didn't know Festivus was on my Birthday. I only want one present and that is a win.
WHO DEY!!!
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I just want the Bengals to win the next 29 games then lose 1 and then win the next 22.
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As I rained down blows upon him I realized, "there has to be a better way"
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As I rained down blows upon him I realized, "there has to be a better way"
But out of that a new holiday was born a Festivus for the rest of us!
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Just hoping the Bengals can have their own "Festivus Maximus"!
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The Bengals are going to donate the Steelers to the Human Fund.
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Bengals win!!!

Another Festivus miracle!
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