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Old 12-24-2012, 02:26 AM
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http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs...opstories.html

Okay... here is my take on this story: Some poor sap-of-a-dentist starts sending flirtatious text messages to a married dental hygienist at his office.... hygienist plays along to some degree (apparently not knowing the degree of dentist's infatuation).... poor sap doesn't realize that his wife likes to snoop in his stuff... (Time out for lesson: If any of you guys out there don't realize that wives do this ALL the time, then let this be a revelation. And if your wife or serious girlfriend isn't going through your ****, then she is cheating on you. Thus endeth the lesson for today.).... wife confronts sap... sap confesses attraction to hygienist... wife forces sap to see local pastor... wife and local pastor agree that poor sap should fire said dental hygienist... poor sap is too ashamed and/or too weak to argue... poor sap is either too stupid or too honest to make up a plausible reason to can hygienist and decides to tell her that she is "too sexy" for his office... hygienist sues said dentist... poor sap dentist is wondering how he ever got into this mess (BTW- poor sap's wifey is still not putting out).
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Old 12-24-2012, 02:40 AM
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I read the story on yahoo earlier today. Your take on the situation sounds spot on to me. I have a feeling that somewhere along the line after the civil suit is filed that this case is gonna run into a female judge.
Mr.Dentist is about to lose half to this woman and before it's all said and done he may lose half of his half to his wife if/when she decides to leave him.
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Old 12-24-2012, 06:29 AM
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Mr.Dentist is about to lose half to this woman and before it's all said and done he may lose half of his half to his wife if/when she decides to leave him.
And even more insult to injury is that he will lose half without ever having the opportunity to "whiten her teeth!"
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Old 12-24-2012, 07:30 AM
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It is obvious she was fired for not responding to the good tooth yankers question about her organisms.
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Old 12-24-2012, 07:33 AM
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Yeah, I have that problem.
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And the state supreme court stood behind this wuss......ya can't make this stuff up!
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Old 12-24-2012, 11:19 AM
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In Ohio you dont need a reason to fire someone...
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Old 12-24-2012, 11:22 AM
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In Ohio you dont need a reason to fire someone...
"In Soviet Russia, you did not need reason to fire someone."
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Old 12-24-2012, 11:28 AM
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"In Soviet Russia, you did not need reason to fire someone."
Same Difference....


But hey if you put on your resume fired for being to sexy it wont be long before you find a new job.
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Old 12-24-2012, 11:34 AM
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But hey if you put on your resume fired for being to sexy it wont be long before you find a new job.
Really?

I've tried that for years, but it hasn't worked for me.


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Old 12-24-2012, 01:31 PM
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For some ungodly reason, the old Ipana toothpaste commercial jingle "Bucky Bucky Beaver" is now ringing around in my head ......
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She's not even very attractive, based on the only photo of her I've seen of her. If anything, she should have been let go for not being attractive enough, not for being too sexy!
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Really?

I've tried that for years, but it hasn't worked for me.


Stop including the speedo picture.
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She's not even very attractive, based on the only photo of her I've seen of her. If anything, she should have been let go for not being attractive enough, not for being too sexy!
Pretty bad when a person who owns the business can longer decide who they want employed there without the threat of a lawsuit. Im glad he won, plain and simple.
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Would it be unlawful to fire a girl for being way too ugly that also has b.o.?
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She's not even very attractive, based on the only photo of her I've seen of her. If anything, she should have been let go for not being attractive enough, not for being too sexy!
Beauty or sexiness is in the eye of the beholder.
We are not all attracted to the same type people, food, cars,clothes, etc.
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She's not even very attractive, based on the only photo of her I've seen of her. If anything, she should have been let go for not being attractive enough, not for being too sexy!
ur right she isn't that hot

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ur right she isn't that hot

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no they just shot you.
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So employers should have the right to fire men whose wives won't sleep with them?

Interesting...
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